Intj Things - Blog Posts

ENFJ: would you jump off a cliff if I did?

INTP: yes

INTJ: yes

ENFJ: don't ever jump off a cliff! Both of you!

INTP: I don't need provocation to jump off a cliff, life's not worth it anyways.

INTJ: If I am not jumping off a cliff, I am pushing you in, because you are annoying the fuck out of me.

ENFJ:....

ENFJ: guys are you okay? We can work out the issues together by being vulnerable with eachother!

INTJ: *to INTP* do you want me to push him?

INTP: Yes, please.

ENTP: so now the extros are gone, you guys wanna do something?

ISFJ: Sure, what do you want to do?

ENTP: I was asking about what YOU want to do....anyways how about pizza?

ISFP: I like pizza.

ENTP: great, which one?

ISFP: whatever everyone else likes.

ENTP:....ok ISTJ, pizza?

ISTJ: I don't eat fast food.

ENTP: ok, we will get some salad. Um...INTP...where is INTP?

ISTP: they left when you were blinking.

ENTP:....

ISTP: just text me when you get the pizza.

ENTP: INFP, what do you like?

INFP: I was a feeling a little down, if you don't mind, its okay if you do mind, I don't um....I don't like Pizza at all....you guys can eat I will just....sleep or something.

ENTP: You know right we can order something else for you?

INFP: I don't want to seem like an inconvenience

ENTP:.....you are so not... Ok INTJ what about you?

INTJ: .....

ENTP: .....

INTJ: .....

ENTP: ..... is he dead...?

INFJ: just order anything you want, we don't complain even if we have a problem.

ENTP: alright.....you guys are being very easygoing.

INTJ - F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

reblog this w/ your type and your favorite tv show (or movie!)

i’ll go first:

enfp - the office

Mind blown...

Some guy on the internet: "My lifestyle determines my deathstyle."

INTJ:

Hunger Games Strategy...

ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?

INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.

ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...

INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!

INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.

ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!

INTJ: Damn, right you are!

INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.

ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?

INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.

INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!

ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!

INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

I hate pay to win games.

So fun

Praise be to God for this masterpiece. A painting only you can create.

wait for it, i promise it’s worth it

The prophecy came true!! XD

The husky is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

Penguin Salesman?

Does that mean I'm a Penguin that happens to be a Salesman? Or a Salesman selling Penguins? Or am I selling TO the penguins something?

This is complicated.

Guess I'll just settle for the less complicated option of being an Evil Genius.

What’s your next career?

Petting

*INTJ and ENFP petting a puppy. The puppy begs for more and ENFP obliges*

INTJ: Hmm... I wonder why animals like being petted all the time? Does is really that good?

ENFP: why don't you try it for yourself and find out?

*ENFP fiendishly smiles at INTJ*

INTJ: What? What are you --?

*ENFP pets INTJs head*

ENFP: So, how is it?

INTJ: Ahem. ... Well... It's ok.

INTJ: I mean it does feel good but it's nothing someone will be addicted to.

ENFP: Well, there you have it.

*ENFP stops petting INTJ*

INTJ: oh I'm sorry... Did I say 'stop'?

INTJ: Now do it again and this time tell me I'm 'a good boy'.

Phew! I thought I was going crazy or something.

Brief and semi-serious post: If you’re an INTJ, there’s a good chance your Fi is going to develop more the older you get. If you have developed Fi, you might come across as more “sensitive” than the INTJ stereotype. You might even mistype as INFP or ISFP at times. This is common. You are still an INTJ.

My top functions, when tested, come out as Te, Ni, and Fi. Sometimes Ni and Fi are tied. It took reaching my late 20s for me to start evaluating what the “truth” was and what was important on a personal level, and as a consequence I became a bit moralistic and emotional. It doesn’t make me any less of an INTJ.

Not every INTJ is a ball of sarcasm or stoicism 24/7. If your Fi is developed, you’re probably a bit softer than an INTJ is “supposed” to be. There’s nothing wrong with you. You haven’t been mistyped as INTJ. Go paint or write or play music or do something to let that developed Fi flourish. It’s your friend.

It starts with....

INTJ (Me) : Hey, dude. When is our meeting time again?

INFP (Bestfriend) : IT STARTS WITH ...

INTJ and INFP: ... ONE THING! I DONT KNOW WHY!

INTJ: ...

INFP: ...

INTJ: ... But no, seriously...

Weak and Frail

INTJ (Me): I won't be able to go with you. Can you carry all these bags by yourself?

INFP (Sister): What? You think I can't do it cause I'm a weak and frail woman?!

INTJ: O.O

INFP: Well, I AM Weak and Frail but NOT because I'm a woman!

INTJ: O.O?

INFP: SEXIST PIG!!

INTJ: O.O?!?!

INTJ: *I have no idea what is happening right now.*

Confession...

INTJ: ENFP, I have something to say to you.

ENFP: *Blushing and wide eyed* Yes, INTJ?!

INTJ: you might think that it's funny but I am being totally serious right now, alright?

ENFP: What?! no! I'd never laugh at you! Just say it. From the bottom of your heart! It's gonna be fine!

INTJ: Alright.... Here it goes....

ENFP: *Patiently and nervously waiting for INTJ*

INTJ: ... I'm ...... Not as smart as you think I am!

ENFP: O.O

INTJ: phew. Wow. That felt great! Admitting that I am not smart as the internet tells me I am, is like a load off my shoulders.

INTJ: Thanks ENFP! Now, unto the next level. Telling INFP that she's *gulp* smarter than me...

INTJ: Wish me luck!

ENFP: O.O *whispers* INTJ no Baka.

Guys Night Out

ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?

ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.

ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!

INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.

ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?

INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...

ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!

ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-

INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?

INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?

INTJ: then I shall change my answer...

INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....

Everyone: Yes!

I'm just schemes

Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes

Social Interaction Experiment

Send me an Ask containing a MBTI personality type with a dialogue and I will reply. Let's see how an INTJ would respond.

Ex:

ENTJ: Let's do the thing.

INTJ: YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!

*Does the thing anyways*

Romantic INTJ

INTJ: I can be romantic...

ENFP: HAHAHAHA

INFP: HAHAHAHA

ENTP: HAHAHAHA

ENTJ: HAHAHAHA

INTP: HAHAHAHA

INFJ: HAHAHAHA

Everybody else: HAHAHAHA

INTJ: I will surely and utterly destroy each and every one of you with my intimate affections. You will all fall deeply and madly in love with me.

World Domination Plans

*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*

INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?

INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.

INFP: Wait, WHAT?!

INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.

INFP: Where is it now?!

INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.

INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.

INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!

INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.

INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...

*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*

INFP: Is that a robot army?!

INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.

INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?

INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.

INFP: ENFP knows about this too?

INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.

INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!

INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.

Edges for life! I'm an edgelord!

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

This pleases me.

Myers Briggs types as chess pieces

Become Human...

INTJ: Why won't you just tell me the ending already?

ENFP: Because I don't want to spoil you! You'll just have to read it for yourself.

INTJ: But I don't want to read the book!

ENFP: *Gasp*!

The World: *Gasp*!

INTJ: .... What? ....

ENFP: INTJ! You've become Deviant!

INTJ: ... What?! ... NO! IM NOT DEVIANT!!

The Dark Side of the MBTI

INTJ: Join the dark side.

ENFP: We have cookies!

INTJ: People will die.

ENFP: of Fun!

INTJ: We also have good health benefits.

ENFP: HEALTH BENEFITS!

On Time...

ENTJ: I'm very disappointed in everyone. Only a few people came on time today.

ENTJ: alright, raise your hand if you didn't arrive on time.

INTJ: *quietly raised hand along with everyone who were late*

ENTJ: The hell, INTJ? You weren't late. You were the early bird for crying out loud.

INTJ: By definition, being early makes me NOT on time.

Emotions

INFJ: I think we all have like 12 emotions and we all have different ways of using them...

INTJ: (internally) wait what?! I thought we only have 5. Damn you, Inside Out! You liked to me!

ENFP not attracted to INTJ

ENFP: You know how our types are supposed to be the "perfect match"? Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think Im attracted to you.

INTJ: hmm... Why do you say that?

ENFP: IDK. I guess it's cause your not really that romantic?

INTJ: hmm... Noted. *INTJ leaves*

ENFP: Wait! Where are you going?

INTJ: *Eyes shining with great intensity*

INTJ: I have accepted your challenge.

Just for Funsies...

ENFP: Why do you always say that?

INTJ: Say what?

ENFP: "just for funsies". And not just that but sometimes you say something cute and adorable like "weally, weally good." and "its so sca-wee"?

INTJ: Whimsy.

ENFP: Whimsy?

INTJ: I do it to spread sunshine and happiness in this world of sadness and seriousness. Sometimes people can't help but be too serious all the time... And I know. Ive been those kind of people.

INTJ: So, I do it to remind myself to lighten up and just do things for funsies even if it's just for a brief moment.

INTJ: and maybe I can spread the happiness, the smiles and the laughter too. Just like somebody I know.

*INTJ looks at ENFP*

*ENFP blushes*

*INTJ boops ENFP on nose*

INTJ: Boop

ENFP asks advice from INTJ...

ENFP: INTJ, I need your advice.

INTJ: *Eyes focused on ENFP. Expecting questions about science, math or English. Preparing mind for hardcore logic question* Yes?

ENFP: It's about my best friend. We had a fight.

INTJ: *False Alarm. Sigh. Bring out the 'friendship' and 'love' files*

INTJ: Fine. Proceed.

==================================

ENFP: Thanks for the advice, INTJ!

INTJ: *I am a miracle worker! But calm down. Convo is not over yet. Now, say "you're welcome" but in a casual and cool manner*

INTJ: Don't Mention it.

INTJ: *Fucking Nailed It.*

Sure. Why not

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Just took a test...

I recently took the La Haye’s Temperament Analysis Test. I got “Phlegmatic-Melancholic”. I’d say it’s pretty accurate.