Eret Chat - Blog Posts
NO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
So I have a head cannon for C!Eret's chat which are ferrets that follow her around and shit.
But I had this magical idea that one-day Eret is just sitting in his throne arms resting on the armrests. But he gets the sudden urge to fucking poke at one the Ferrets that are just fucking KOed on their lap.
But when she pokes them, they don't move. So this singular ferret on his lap as limp AF I mean in that deep sleep when it suddenly hits her like- "Ayo, this mf might be dead!"
So our sweet hearted king like in the midst of a panic hastily scoops the poor thing up and shakes it like:
"Aye! (Sleeping chat members name) Wake up!.... Oh shit they might actually be dead."
But within seconds of them saying that the ferret groggily jerks wake with stanky ass breath as they yawn.
And Eret's like:
