European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?
Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision
European countries: Absolutely not
As a swede i have a lot to say about Eurovision this year
1. Finland was amazing
2. Sweden was not
3. The reason I’m happy that Sweden won has to do with it now being equal to Ireland, nothing to do with the song tattoo
4. I strongly believe that the main requirement for being Swedish is adoring Finland, so Sweden beating Finland for first place is unacceptable due to patriotism (for another state)
5. and also that Loreen didn’t hug Käärija after winning?? Sorry. What about Finnish-Swedish solidarity?? Is that just not a thing anymore?? I feel betrayed
Overall: Sweden BETTER make this up to Finland or else