Evil Husbands - Blog Posts
Langon/Sauron, holding hands even in their sleep \ o /
I will probably draw a shitton of these two don't test me this is my otp to end all otps
again, original design for Sauron is by reforgedmairon
Rilwen I wrote more of the thing and I decided to dump it here because it’s too big to dump on Skype
and probably knowing me it’ll end up being a series of minifics that I dump here based on the same reincarnation au
oH WELL ??
under a cut, because it’s gotten damn long (cries)
Sobekhotep and Nastasen.
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Scarf?
Scarf: Your character or mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other
|| The record shows that shiptastic fluff was asked for. Let the record show also that shiptastic fluff was delivered.
50’s housewife Alliance AU, which may be explained here and here.
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Usually they just shrugged and tallied up how many times each had been the one to wear the dress. Two men living together had a tendency to get awkward questions in these times, and it was easier to pose as husband and wife than to constantly give the tired half-lie of childhood friends; and while they were tethered to hröar rather than fanar, both were sufficiently androgynous that they could pass as male or female. It was only fair to take turns.
But for spending one day in a new city, with no plans to return anytime soon, Sauron had absolutely no qualms about nicking Langon’s new dress.
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Apples
|| But Clio what could you possibly have been doing if you weren’t working on drafts ???
This. This is what I did today.
An episode from the main AU Rilwen and I have, in which Sauron and Langon rule Mordor together, and in which Sauron does not die at the destruction of the One Ring but Langon saves him — and they are both turned into evil Istari, basically.
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The village is putting on a pageant of the events of the War of the Ring, and Sauron has … mixed feelings.
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Once again, noot noot~
pop into my askbox with ‘noot noot’ and I will put my iPod on shuffle and the fourth song that comes up I will write a drabble with our characters based on the lyrics
"Pray (Reprise)" - Ensemble, Once On This Island (Original London Cast)
-Soon I’ll be dancing!-But for now, walk slowly, Daniel.-Then you must walk even more slowly, Ti Moune.-Why?-So I can catch you!
|| For that one AU we have where Langon and Sauron form an alliance and rule Mordor together \o/
Rilwen Shadowflame: Sauron coming creeping back to Mordor, battered and damaged, no longer able to take fair forms, and how it feels to be confronted with Langon who can still be ‘pretty’ … just imagined though, a ‘mask’ of black stone carved by Langon into a forbidding but handsome face, imbued with some of his strength so Sauron could take it into his fana, make it part of him and make it move and ‘live’ as his own face
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He had watched Langon fashion the mask, occasionally voicing quiet suggestions to the stonecraft, wrapped in a dark cloak in the corner. His shoulders, once straight, were curved in; brows that once arched smooth across the face now furrowed close over the nose; and limbs, once lithe and graceful, were gnarled and stiff.
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Noot noot XD
pop into my askbox with ‘noot noot’ and I will put my iPod on shuffle and the fourth song that comes up I will write a drabble with our characters based on the lyrics
"I am so proud, if I allowed" - D’Oyly Carte Company, The Mikado
I heard one day a gentleman saythat criminals who are cut in twocan hardly feel the fatal steeland so, when slain, are slain without much painIf this is true, it’s jolly for youYour courage screw to bid us adieu
Trigger warning for gore and death.
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A bright pale creature appeared through the haze of pain and exhaustion, and he blinked through the blood and sweat to see it turn aside his torturer’s shoulder.
"What do you want? As I’m sure you can tell, I am busy," said Gorthaur’s velvet voice. A bell-like one answered.
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"Unbind Me" (you pick who frees whom from what XD)
Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]
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He was just a dog, just a flea-ridden beast, but he was another maia too — Huan, that one of Oromë’s — and under the command of that elf witch he had ruined Sauron.
Blinded, insensate, enraged, terrified, he fled to Taur-nu-Fuin.
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