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4 months ago

@0-my-secret-blog-0 I LOVE YOU DEAR FELLOW FREAKY CITIZEN

Tumblr I need your help!

im looking for this scat fic story about a girl who has a pool party for her birthday and shits in her pants and in the pool due to stress eating and being constipated

The main character was Sabrina?? Sofia? Samantha????

I don't remember who it was by but please help me find it tumblr I'm horny 🙏🫠

Edit: ik everyone prolly knows this but there was a poll that came before it to choose between that and two other story prompts that might be around idk if that helps


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4 months ago

Tumblr I need your help!

im looking for this scat fic story about a girl who has a pool party for her birthday and shits in her pants and in the pool due to stress eating and being constipated

The main character was Sabrina?? Sofia? Samantha????

I don't remember who it was by but please help me find it tumblr I'm horny 🙏🫠

Edit: ik everyone prolly knows this but there was a poll that came before it to choose between that and two other story prompts that might be around idk if that helps

Another edit: an anon told me the name was more than likely Olivia, I also think the main character had a GF named Becky or Becca or smth

Still havent found it btw 😩


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4 months ago

Last night was wild- I went to sleep so soo stuffed! I had a bunch of rich heavy pasta and bread plus dessert courtesy of my partner 🤭 I kept whining and moaning about how full I was while they rubbed it for me, still having no idea how much was really inside me~

Sometime late at night I woke up with the worst cramps, my stomach was all whiny and bubbly and I rushed to the toilet bc I just couldn't hold it in anymore 🥺😖

The first few logs were so thick and hard to push out but it felt so good to finally empty myself~ I kept pushing and rubbing my poor tummy as the logs got softer until thick slop was just pouring out of me, occasionally interrupted by loud splattering farts 🥵😖😖 fuck I felt so tired and good afterwards

I cleaned up and went back to bed all weak and throbbing with arousal

My partner even asked if I was alright while cuddling me 😳 I said yes but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't humiliated 🥵

Thx everyone for watching this journey happen! There are many more kinky experiences to come ;)

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀


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4 months ago

Good morning! Welcome to day two! What's for breakfast? Are you still gassy? How long do you think you'll be able to hold out? It's Thursday, so the end of the week certainly seems like a reasonable goal. That would get you nice and stuffed and full of gas. I'm sure you can handle that.

Oh, and I hope you're having a real breakfast, not just a little bit of yogurt or fruit or cereal. You need a proper meal to keep you going and fuel your hold... And build more gas. Some eggs, maybe pancakes or waffles if you have them... It would be really good to mix cheese into the eggs. Anyway. Just thinking out loud

Morning anon!

Oof, yes, I've been so gassy... there's people sat around me and I've been having to hold it in because it STINKS 🥵💦 It's so hot and lingers for minutes... Ugh but I'm so bloated I just wanna let it all out in my partner's lap~

Eggs and cheese is certainly a good breakfast idea! Definitely gives me gas, I might do that for another experiment.

sadly I don't often have time for breakfast, but I definitely eat more at lunch and dinner! Planning to overstuff myself at a restaurant date tonight~

It's oilv garden!! Fettuccine Alfredo time~

(That might do me in actually 👀)


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4 months ago

Fuck I love hearing about your holding adventures! You can absolutely hold it longer. Just imagine how bad your room will smell in the morning after you’ve been ripping ass under the covers through the night. You’ll wake up with your tummy bloated, stretched out like a dome, gurgling and churning under your skin. Don’t shit. I know you don’t want to, but if you’re thinking you *have* to, hold it anyway. Hold it even if you have to use every ounce of strength to keep your asshole shut. It’ll pass; you’ll calm down eventually. Your body has to learn that you’re not going to shit just because you normally poop every day.

oh my~

I do remember drifting to sleep and stinking up the covers, of course. And I don't fart in my sleep, which is why I always wake up with morning gas 😋 it was much worse than it's been in a good while~ I woke up all crampy and bloated, then let out a ton of farts that left my sheets all warm and stinky... And of course I stayed there a moment to sniff it up and enjoy

I think at one point i nearly lost control, but managed to keep it all in- for now ;)


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4 months ago

Ughhhh gas holding is so hot. Are you full of it? Clenching it back? Tummy groaning and creaking? I’m obsessed with your hold

aww thx for the flattery anon~

It's honestly been less than a day, so I'm not very full yet, but all that meat and cheese has been sitting inside me and my gas has been very hot and very putrid... 🥵🤤


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4 months ago

What are usually the foods that you find most difficult to digest.

And what is the smell they give to your farts?. In my experience, without a doubt, meat and dairy products make my intestines very restless.

Well I’m lactose intolerant so any dairy creates a lot of gas and liquifies my guts. It literally comes out with so much pressure that I’ve been able to blast a stream of diarrhea 9ft (after chugging 4 gainer shakes made with 2L full fat cream). The farts are wet, rumbling and can never be trusted.

Spicy food goes right through me. I try to avoid it because it burns my hole raw and considering how often I shit now with my stuffings I don’t want to deal with a sore puffy hole aching as I pump out that much shit multiple times a day. I don’t really fart but my gut gurgles like crazy.

Any type of meat in excess constipates me. Those rotten fermented farts smell horrible and are so heavy

The second worst after dairy is fried food or anything greasy or oily. It’s so hard to tell if I need to fart or shit until it’s too late. Those farts are sloppy, leave my hole sticky. Plus the grease lives up my bowels and it’s almost impossible to clench tight enough to prevent some sludge from oozing out. The farts sputter and rumble. They feel so good coming out but omg I’ve ruined so many panties with oil -laden shit.


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4 months ago

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀


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4 months ago

Guys what if I f

What if I fetishized my farmer avatar


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4 months ago

Tummy... tummy hurty...

Ate ghost pebber chees

And double serving of sugar free candy

Farted like crazy for an hour then expelled sloppy shit into the toilet uhnnhghghnn

Tummy burning... hurts.. so good~


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4 months ago

Life hack

Get gas

Get blanket

Shove small bit of blanket between cheeks

Fart

sniff blanket part

Your welcom internet


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4 months ago

Was with my partner once and they left to use the bathroom which was right next to the room we were in. When I tell you the SHEER VOLUME AND LENGTH of the fart they let out into the toilet, I- 🥵💦💦💦💦 I'll be honest I immediately reached down to touch myself (we were in private dw)

They didn't even poop to my knowledge they just let out an enormous fart that now lives in my head rent free. I wonder if they knew i could hear it and how I would react... I did act a little flustered when they came back :3


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