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First oc fic w/ Eve!! 🎆🔧👾

Thank you all for 40 follows!! At first I made this with AI for help which is why it's in second person (I made the rest myself, it's really only the eloquent parts that AI wrote lmao) but I tried to express the character's emotion and personality through the inner monologue. Sorry this is long and that I'm not the best writer! Also I didn't detail the character all too well bc I didn't want to specify it was them at the time

Warnings: scat, farts, messing, constipation, NSFT

Also maaaaybe I'll explore her kink journey in further installations~

You stare at yourself in the bathroom mirror. You're naked, fresh out of the shower. Since being cursed, you smell like death no matter how much you scrub yourself. You may as well give up at this point.

Even worse, your lower stomach is big enough to make you look pregnant. You're bloated as hell. You started this job a few weeks ago, and you've been way too tired and busy to shit– not that you could in a timely manner if you tried. Your guts had always been like this, constantly backed up with a ton of solid shit that refused to come out for at least a few days at a time. This damn curse has only made everything worse for you.

You let out an irritated sigh and palm the hard mass in your belly. You feel so full of shit, it's all so hard inside of you. You feel some pressure build up, and you force out a hot fart. It's tiny and silent, but the steam in the bathroom amplifies the rotten smell. You wrinkle your nose at the stink. That was awful even for you.

You put on a cropped shirt, a jacket, boyshorts, and some loose, ripped sweats. You still look bloated in these. Hell, your belly stuck out past your boobs- not like your boobs were ever even big enough to warrant a bra most days. You left the bathroom with another tiny, putrid puff of gas.

…

You and the crew are on break, preparing for your next mission. While tinkering with a new weapon, the pain in your packed guts reemerges. You break a sweat with how much it's cramping. You press deeply into the side where it hurts most. When you least expect it, it gurgles. Your stuck, backed up guts _gurgled. Things were finally moving down there, thank fuck. You would use the restroom soon, just implement a couple more parts…_

Your stomach gurgled again, a high-pitched whine of pressurized gas that descended into a deep groan. You reflexively put your hand to your bloated mess of a belly, feeling the taut surface under your skin. You gave it a small slap, and shook it. You could feel the gas bubbles crowding towards your asshole, and you eagerly pushed.

You expected a silent hiss as usual, but this fart was like a small foghorn compared to your normal track record. You quickly muffled it with your jacket pulled off and shoved under you, letting the rest of the fart rumble out of you for what felt like a whole minute as you rubbed and pushed into your bloated belly. The tainted jacket is still warm with your gas, and in your solitude and curiosity, you bring it up to your face to smell it.

The stench is overpowering. It's the awful odor of rotten meat and mold, yet it's earthy and sweet. You huff it deeply, reaching down to graze your fingers over your clothed clit. _The fuck? How is this turning you on? You've hated being bloated with a shit-ton of gas and shit all the time, even if eventually releasing it all was… borderline orgasmic. …Fuck, did you have any more in you?_

You did, in fact, have another fart coming. Still huffing your own fumes off the jacket, you rubbed your belly eagerly. You felt gas traveling throughout your lower left colon and further down. You quickly pulled down your pants, then shoved the jacket between your flat asscheeks. You pushed, burning hot gas rushing out of you with a muffled noise like that of a brass instrument. This fart was even longer, ending with a series of wet bubbles. You bit back what would have been an audible moan.

You brought the jacket to your nose, and sniffed. It was so strong, you felt almost lightheaded. You were wet with pleasure down there, and you began rubbing yourself over your panties. You moaned aloud this time, soft enough to be sufficiently muffled by the jacket. _What the hell, why not?_ You muffle a few rancid burps in the jacket between whiffs, savoring the intoxicating mix of gas from both your ends.

Just as you fart on your jacket again, a solid mass pokes out from between your cheeks. Fuck. You think to rush to the bathroom, but then again… You remember the last times you ran to the bathroom only to get it stuck again. These boxers were as old as shit, and you had spare panties. You sat back while on your knees, leaning forward and pushing into your stomach. _May as well try._

Grunting softly, you begin to push out the first log. It feels so wide, maybe as thick as your (admittedly skinny) wrists. You brace yourself against the wall, legs splayed apart for balance, and push harder. The log emerges inch by inch, dry and hard from being in your guts for ages. It breaks apart in your boxers as it exits. You grunt again, face contorted in effort, and finally, with a soft plop, the log is free.

You're not done, you can definitely feel more coming. You manage to free a second log, even larger than the first, with a grunt and a groan. It lands with a wet thud in your boxers on top of the first one. You're sweating now, your body shaking with the effort. You lean forward, both hands pressing into your lower abdomen, feeling the next one ready to emerge. You groan, a low, guttural sound, and push again.

Your body strains with the effort, every muscle taut as you bear down. The third log is the largest yet, and it takes several tries before you feel it begin to slide out. You brace yourself, panting heavily, and with one final, powerful push, it crackles out into your boxers, stretching them out from how full they are. You manage a few more small logs of shit before slumping back, panting and drenched in sweat.

You moan quietly, cupping the back of your boxers with one hand. The mass is fucking heavy, and you feel so much lighter. Your hole is sore, and your pussy is throbbing from the ecstasy of relief.

Just when you think it's over, a sudden series of loud gurgles ripples through your colon, shaking your stomach and rushing towards your hole. You clutch your stomach and _push._

A thunderous fart rushes out of your ass, rumbling on for ages. The sound is barely muffled by your mess, as it's heavy enough to have weighed your panties down away from your butt. Your stomach doesn't stop gurgling, all your gas finally unstuck and feeling almost infinitely generated inside of you.

Long, wet, bubbling farts blast out of you one after another. They go on, getting wetter and wetter, burning with heat as they come out.

_ssplrt_

_Shit- Gods, fuck, your stomach is cramping. This mess is gonna get ten fucking times worse..._ A sickeningly wet shart then blasts out of you, splattering your mess with the cherry on top that is a torrent of liquid diarrhea. You can feel your stomach deflate as the last of your shit demons are exorcized.

You slump over against the wall. _The fuck else can you do? Holy shit... literally._ You take a deep breath in. The air is polluted with the rotten smell of your shit- shit that's been fermenting in your guts for fucking weeks. Your loose hole is still spilling with a few airy farts as you catch your breath.

_Great. How the hell are you gonna clean this up?_

The struggle between choosing the farmer persona and the eprocto scientist persona is real

I'm letting out the hottest, smelliest pre-poop farts this morning. My lower belly is firm and full of warm solid shit. I just know this one is gonna stretch me out and stink up the toilet for a good while 🤤

I'm way too lazy to move yet though. I think I can hold it in for a bit longer without making a mess in my pants... right? ;)

Btw my fic of my unnamed character is nearly done~

Imagine person A cuddling up with person B on the couch after a long, exhausting day of work. The lunch A had isn’t agreeing with them and leads to them passing gas whilst laying on top of person B. Person B doesn’t mind and soothingly rubs A’s back while they let it rip, even shamelessly moving their hand down to A’s bum to feel the bubbly emissions against their palm while they plant soft kisses on A’s cheek.

Smut bonus: Person A is so gassy and achy that they can’t help but moan and whimper into B’s ear after each burst of gas that leaves their bottom with a sprinkle of small burps being let out into B’s ear as well. A’s helpless, gassy state ultimately makes B terribly horny and they can’t help but grind against A’s body, pressing against their stone hard tummy to force out more gas from them until they can’t help but go down on them.

send me asks! About my tummy issues or to tell me about your tummy issues, or on any other thoughts you might have or wanna hear about! I'm also willing to share about my farts and shits~

And hey, I'm feeling bold. Mutuals u can dm me casually and platonically about shared kinks so long as ur not creepy about it :)

I just think the way to really solidify a friendship is sending each other nasty fart clips. That's all I'm saying.

i have decided

30 followers and I will fart :3

On audio

do you have any idia copro thoughts?

Omg my first ask! I didn't actually have any, but now you've got my mind running...

Also I was almost finished answering and I accidentally deleted it all 🥲

(under the cut just in case)

Firstly, his love for junk food and his anxiety is the perfect recipe for tummy troubles! If all those sour and spicy snacks don't get to him first, any obligatory social event certainly will! Inevitably, he's running away to the least occupied bathroom to expel nervous gassy diarrhea.

Of course if he likes candy, he ought to stumble upon the sugar free stuff 😈 maybe he's loading up on the stuff for a longer gaming sesh, then suddenly feels his guts bubbling and bloating. Maybe he's panicking, or maybe he knows. Was it on purpose to challenge himself or does he perhaps... like the sensation? Either way, all that has has to come out. He'll lock himself in the privacy of his room or bathroom, and start pushing out huge bubbly farts. Eventually he's on the toilet, suffering the embarrassing brunt of the consequences~

On another hand, he probably also gets constipated from too much junk food and gaming and not enough fiber. He puts off pooping for as long as he can, letting out the smallest farts that smell like absolute death and burn on the way out. He's definitely turtleheading a shit before he even thinks about leaving for a bathroom break.

Maybe he sees that some gamers use diapers to get around this issue, and he tries some out- only for the lolz of course. Pushing out a warm, smelly, gassy load into his diaper while finishing off an online raid exhilarates him more than he'd like to admit...

Copro or not, there's no way id/ia isn't anonymously freaky online. Perhaps he's in voice chats with some kinky individuals, unmuting himself only to unleash huge sugar free farts into his mic or press the mic to his bubbling guts. Maybe he's complaining to the degenerate masses how upset his stomach is tonight, how he's fantasizing about farting inhuman amounts because it feels so good~~ (actually, he might be a lurker. I'm probs projecting juuuust a little ;3)

Sorry if these weren't very well-written, as kink writing coherently isn't exactly my strong suit despite how much I love it. Still, I hope you enjoyed my first attempt at smth like this!!

i ate a bunch!! I have to poop but I can definitely hold it in. I think I'll top off my feast with psyllium husk 😋

... I wish drinking it was fun 🫠

I deleted the title on accident but umm copro fantasy

A fantasy of mine is purposely indulging in plenty of rich foods that'll bulk up my stools, then holding for days and blowing up a public restroom 🥴

I'd binge on plenty of delicious fast food, maybe mexican, and a classic burger and fries always gives me great gas. I'd take bites of fiber bars and sugar free (maltitol) candy throughout my meal to keep the gas coming. The next few days, i'd continue munching on fiber bars and pizza and gassy veggies.

My tummy would be bloated and full and soo crampy from being all backed up and full of heavy poop. The first day of two, I imagine I'd be endlessly letting out the loudest, smelliest farts. I'd have to run into secluded corners just to double over with my hands on my tummy, then push out a booming fart that echoes throughout the space I'm in. Of course if I get any close calls, I hold it allllll in. My stomach would whine and gurgle in protest throughout my hold, and my farts would get small and silent and absolutely rotten~

Eventually, one morning I take a heaping helping of sugar free candy while feel the urge building. I rub my belly and travel leisurely as I wait for it to kick in- and hours later, it does.

I take the scenic route to whatever bathroom there might be, still running my belly and rushing juuust a little bit. I choose one that's relatively empty, but not uncommonly used. I sit down as the urge comes to a peak. The gurgles in my belly echo through the restroom, and so do my soft grunts as I begin pushing.

A huge log stretches me out, snaking out for what feels like forever before hitting the bowl with an amplified *plunk*. With the already huge movement, the gas in my stomach rushes towards the exit. Another chunk of poo is launched out, like a cork popping, by a huge fart that deflates my belly as I keep pushing it out. I hear a few murmurs and stifled laughs of amusement at my predicament, and my cheeks flush with sweet humiliation.

I keep rubbing and rubbing all along my colon. I know there's more in there, it still feels so full! Suddenly, the weight of my packed colon shifts, and I groan, bend over, and puuushhh.

Tons of soft logs launch out of me and plop into the water like chunks of wet sand. My stomach churns and howls with gas and what feels like something much more liquid. A wet shart splatters out of me and into the bowl, a teeny little bit hitting the back of the toilet and the walls 🥵🥵🥵

I finish cleaning up with flushable wipes (id definitely be dirty without them) and get up to flush, only to see my mess. I take a picture. The first log is sticking out of the water, and the rest of the water is murky with diarrhea. I try my best to clean up the splatter before flushing. I try not to look at anyone as I wash my hands 😋

Hope you liked my little imagine!!

OHOHOHO THE HOLY GRAIL!!

Special Diet for Diapers and Pants Poopers

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Having been asked many times about how to get such huge loads in my diapers I am going to “reveal” my diet secrets to my followers. I hope those tips and hints are somehow useful for you. Enjoy! :-)

[I was also animated to post this proposal after messaging with a great DL from NY whom I have admired very much here on tumblr.]

[Me in the pic with a two-days semi-firm load after a special diet.]

FOODS THAT DIRECTLY EFFECT FECAL “INCONTINENCE”

Stimulates the internal anal sphincter to relax Coffee Chocolate Tea Any caffeinated beverages

Laxative Fruits

Irritant Spicy foods

Gas producing Beer Carbonated beverages

EFFECTS OF FOOD ON THE GASTORINTESTIONAL TRACT

Foods that thicken stool Bananas Rice Bread Potatoes Creamy peanut butter Applesauce Cheese Tapioca Yogurt Pasta Pretzels Oatmeal Oat Bran Grits Boiled milk Dark Chocolate

Foods that stimulate stool production Dried or string beans Raw fruits Raw vegetables Highly spiced foods Fried foods Greasy foods Prune juice Grape juice Seasoned foods Cabbage Leafy green vegetables (lettuce, broccoli, spinach) Sweet foods and beverages Alcohol Wheat bran

Foods that cause odor Fish Eggs Asparagus Garlic Cabbage family vegetables (onions, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, and cauliflower) Beans Turnips

Foods that color stools Beets Red Jell-O Blueberries

Foods that cause gas Dried and string beans Beer Carbonated beverages Cucumbers Cabbage family vegetables (onions, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, and cauliflower) Dairy products Spinach Corn Radishes

When intending to get a huge semi-firm load I start a special high-fiber diet at least two days in advance: lots of leavy green salads (with Italian Dressing), bananas, lots of pasta or rice or potatoes, oatmeal or other high-fiber cereals, steamed vegetables (broccoli, potatoes, carrots …), pizza.

Feel free to reblog and add your comments or further proposals which are highly recommended.

Poop/fart experiment to-do list!

You have been warned ✨✨✨

These are fetish experiments that I have done or want to do bc you deserve to hear about this, fellow freaks! I encourage you to try these too!

Done = ✓

✓ Sugar free candies in general: Ate em, definitely recommend measuring 1.5 servings or starting small. Here's my experience:

Holding for days then pooping publicly (suggestions on what to eat during holds would be greatly appreciated!)

Messing in private

Eating sugar free candy and farting publicly

Holding then eating sugar free candy

Holding them messing privately

Eating fiber one bars!!!

Please send in asks for ideas to add to this list! I'd appreciate all your dirty suggestions!

partner story

warning for farts!!

We went out to eat together for Christmas and stuffed ourselves with fast food before walking back. On the way back, they turn to me mid-ramble and say "it's a shame we're not home, I just farted a lot ;3" ghnhgrsgfjjgkjjggffh 🥵🥵🥵

I've also gotten a little bolder about farting on them for my pleasure, and I got the urge while we prepped for typical nsughty time :3

I stuck my ass in their face, gently holding their head to my butt, then let rip a long bubbly one I'd been purposely holding in since we left >:3c needless to say, they were impressed

Out wandering the world today and I reaaaally need to poo. My lower left colon is aching with the weight of a huge dump I need to take. Every time I fart, I can feel it right up against the exit. Goodness, and it smells awful 🥵 I don't know if I can hold it for much longer, my tummy is sooo upset. Or maybe I can. Any suggestions on what to do next?

first kink oc!!

This is is a remake/alt of a sfw oc I've created, so I'm still working out their alternate name. Any suggestions would be welcome!

Tw drugs, scat, farts, hunger

main points:

She/they, in their 20's

Highschool dropout

Is a ship technician in a sci-fi fantasy world

Very jaded and apathetic, she's had a rough past and doesn't exactly know how to love

but ultimately feels and loves through acts of service and gifts

Pottymouth lol

Tatted and pierced up, dyed hair, slim figure

drugs not hugs 🥲

Emojis for the sake of my beloved color coordination: 🎆🔧👾

Kink points:

cursed and it's given them awful tummy issues >:3

shes slim and skinny but always has a bloated hard lower tummy fulllll of trapped gas and shit

Often she can't go for several days at a time, and her farts are absolutely putrid and rotten 🥵

and when their bowels finally loosen up it's near unpredictable so she's taken to going in her pants whenever she can't find a bathroom bc well she can't miss the opportunity to empty themselves!

neglects to eat bc she's not too good at self care, she's often really high, and she's very focused on her work and projects

And so their tummy growls are very strained and squealy like it's being wrung out inside her 🥴

Usually she ignores it until someone points it out or she has immediate access to food, she's used to not eating for long periods since her poverty-stricken background has affected her

I'll edit this post as I add more to them, and I look forward to playing with this oc!

Edit: I'm calling them eve

hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.

so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.

they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵‍💫😵‍💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.

ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...

anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<

(could i be 🎨 anon?)

hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴

but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏

imagine me making a cream based soup for dinner two nights ago then appreciating how loud my fiance’s stomach and farts and trips to the bathroom were all night/the following morning..

imagine me currently standing at the washing machine starting laundry and pulling out a pair of boxers with very clear tangible physical evidence of .. more than a shart.. more than a skidmark.. like.. i’m gonna have to rinse this in the sink, before i toss it in the laundry. usually its just a discoloration but there’s a SUBSTANCE here.

help im so turned on for WHAT REASON?? and he’d be SO embarrassed if i said something about it, thank fuck he’s not home. i’m gonna have to get the vibrator out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

< 3 love, 🎆 anon

oh 😳🥵 I guess that soup was a winner huh? 🥴 what a lovely present to stumble across, especially after all the gas and toilet trips the day before. I wonder which fart did him in? 👀😵‍💫

Do you ever just walk around the city and feel how insanely bloated you are, while you're on your way for your lecture, nevertheless?

I'd eaten so much sauerkraut for dinner, like six times the usual serving if it's served instead of some other salad. A whole big full bowl of it. At first nothing had happened, but then I had realised just how bloated I felt and how bloated I *looked*, and how gassy I was getting. By the time I got to the lecture hall, I'd been holding in gas and everything was so uncomfortable. I was experiencing pretty painful gas pains, my whole stomach was full under touch and so round I had to undo my trousers, and I still had to squeeze my cheeks and hold all the farts is. It's a pretty small lecture, thank God, so I could sit in the last row no problems with my hand on my belly, feeling everything gurgle underneath.

Still, halfway through, I got such a strong gas pain I had to wait it out, and then I rushed to the bathroom. The second I was out of the door, I leaned forward and bore down, and a huge stinky and hot fart erupted. No one was in the hall, I think, so I rushed to the bathroom and then just squatted in the stall, and farts just fell out of me. I crouched there for 5 mins and I was farting constantly. It stank so bad and I swear I could almost feel myself deflate with each huge fart.

I came back for the lecture and less than a minute later, guess what, I had to hold in a fart *again* and feel it bubble in back *AGAIN*

-- 🧜‍♀️

anon you kill me every time I'm meltinggg 😳😩 goddamn, you rushing out of the lecture hall and immediately ripping ass would have been such a sight to see 🤤 and then going into the stall just to crouch and try and vent as much gas as possible? wish I was a fly on the wall tbh 🥴🥵 I bet the sound and smell was incredible.

hope you managed to keep a lid on it for the remainder of your lecture, and that the relief when you were finally done was worth it 😵‍💫

🍄 back again

gas update: since I sent you the last ask, my gas has just been getting worse. weeks of bad food choices are catching up with my poor, weak gut and it's BAD. they're so stinky and so loud and I'm physically incapable of holding them back even when I really really want to.

a very abbreviated list of experiences ive had recently:

-accidentally punctuated a sentence with a loud fart in front of my friends, got lightly teased for it

-completely failed at holding back a fart in the car with my friend and his girlfriend, got jokingly yelled at

-let myself fart on purpose in the car with another pair of friends because it just hurt too bad, saw one of them literally tear up and roll down a window

-farted so long and loud that my roommate told me to go check my underwear

-farted like 3 times in a row, fairly loud, in the living room while a friend was over and in the bathroom. she starts giggling and asks me thru the door if that's me farting out there or some stupid video on the TV. told her it was me and she starts laughing harder

-farted in bed with my face downwind from my ass with the fan, got hit with the full heavy, dark, greasy stench of my own gas and felt my dick twitch about it

-all through work yesterday I tried so hard to hold back my farts, but every time they just hissed out of me whether I liked it or not. I moved around a lot to avoid the blame.

it's been so good and so awful at the same time. I've been highly debating recording some audios, to be honest

godddd you're killing me 😳🥵 I'm sure it causes a lot of awkward and uncomfortable situations but like,,,, from where I'm sitting it's so sexy of you to be so uncontrollably gassy 🥴 and for them to be loud like oh my goddd 😩 I'm glad your friends seem chill about it, wish I could hang out with you just to hear what they sound like 😵‍💫😵‍💫