I’m making an outline for a Leo centric fic and I thought I’d post some of the more funnier - if only bc author deems it funny - notes for dialogue I have. Note this is like a modern/dream ish au so cncnnd
“Not this home, love.” - woman B
“Who the hell are you and how did you get in my house.” - Leo
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“Murder is illegal” - Leo
“So is child abuse yet father and his mistresses all got away with it” - Camilla
“touche” - Leo
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“FUCK OFF” - Leo
“Ouch, be nicer to your mother.” - woman B
“you are NOT my MOTHER!!!” - Leo
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“Yeah, singing and dancing doesn’t pay bills unfortunately. Morgue does though k bye don’t get kidnapped” - Azura
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“Are we not your side chicks?” - Niles
“Niles I’m going to throw you into oncoming traffic and frame Odin for your death.” - Leo
“HEY!!!” - Odin