Fernando Thots - Blog Posts

Fernando is good at giving head. Nobody could ever deny it. Most of his adult life has been spent pleasing others, and that definitely extends to... other areas.

Warnings: gn reader, dacryphilia, LOTS of dacryphilia, anal play? Barely.

Don’t get me wrong, he loves all parts of sex. He loves filling you up perfectly like only he can. Splitting you on his cock until you’re drooling. Fucking you into the mattress, or any surface really, until you can’t walk. Even fucking your mouth until your throat is raw, tears running down your face and your voice cracks for the next few days. He’ll ruin you in many ways.

But his favourite is by far with his mouth. Kissing up and down your skin, barely-there contact driving you crazy before he even starts using his tongue. He uses it to tease mostly. Licking and sucking over all your sensitive areas just to drive you wild. He gives you so many hickeys that you have a monthly concealer budget to hide them all before events. He of course would rather they were visible for everyone to see who you belong to, but the media would have a field day (not that he cares but you do have a career to maintain). Your sensitive nipples are his favourite victims, sucking and nibbling on them until you’re crying from frustration, then he’ll go lower.

He spreads your legs and drools over your thighs as he sucks bruises into them, he’s a man obsessed. He teases the skin everywhere except where you need him most. Sometimes, when he’s feeling especially cruel, he'll turn you over, hips up as he spreads your cheeks and licks over your most sensitive area. He can spend over an hour rimming you, until you’re gasping and writhing and begging and then he’ll go lower, with that talented fucking mouth of his. Pleasuring you so expertly you’d think he was crafted by the gods only for this exact purpose. And don’t get me started on those damn hands that often accompany his mouth. They’re so thick and go so deep that they reach all the right spots perfectly and you often come from them, and only them sometimes, when he feels like it.

He’ll go on and on licking and sucking and tasting until you’re a crying, overstimulated mess. He likes it when you cry. Tears running down your face as you gasp out your pleas for more. Only then will he fuck you properly like you deserve. He’s a bit of a sadist like that.

I got a Nando brainrot, I wrote the Nando brainrot. What are you gonna do?