Me: OH hey! A tumblr notification, cool! Maybe somebody has interacted with my account! Let's check it out.
*looks at activity*
All the sex/porn bots: HA! YOU THOUGHT.
Me: I swEAR TO GOD--
Seriously it's a big annoying problem... tumblr please fix this
Who does Spotify THINK wants to listen 30 second of somebody crucnhing on a crunch bar? Because I am Not that demographic