me: *has to study for very difficult exams that are not too far away*
brain: you should write a fanfiction
me: brain, I have litterally never wrote anything in my entire life, now it doesn't seem like a good time...
me: I really have to focus
brain: :(
me: ...sigh ok, but just a short one! Then we can go back and focus!!
brain: :D
me: *never focuses again*