wtf are these, y did I make la Squadra crayon song- WHY DO THESE THREE LOWKEY SLAY (don’t mind the victim behind formaggio)
not proof read or spell checked, we die like men
y/n:what time is it?
Formaggio:idk let me check ‘pickups trumpet and starts playing it”
Ghiaccio from upstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 5 IN THE MORNING?!
Formaggio: it's 5 :)
Melone:you know that's gonna kill your guys eventually right?
Risotto puring another glass of whisky: that's the point
Prosciutto:we are trying to speed up the process
y/n:’nods while eating raw cookie dough’
Ghiaccio: Anyone wanna start a possibly friendship shattering fight?
Y/n: centaurs have six limbs meaning they are insects
Ghiaccio: i was joking but now you've crossed the line
risotto: Time for plan G.
prosciutto: Don’t you mean plan B?
risotto: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
prosciutto: What about plan D?
formaggio: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
prosciutto: What about plan E?
risotto: I’m hoping not to use it. y/n dies in planE.
ghiaccio: I like plan E.
*The squad right before y/n 's wedding*
risotto: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
prosciutto: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
pesci: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
illuso: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
melone, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
ghiachio:FUCK I HAVE A WEDDING I HAVE TO GET MARRIED AT
y/n: How many kids do you have?
melone: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
y/n: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
ghiaccio: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
illuso: What do you think y/n will do for a distraction?
formaggio: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
formaggio: ... or they could do that.
y/n: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
illuso: You were flirting with risotto.
y/n: So what? He's my partner.
illuso: You asked him if he was single.
y/n:
illuso: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
fun fact of the post: me and my friends dressed as the main vento aureo gang for the animation release
Wait im actually sobbing, thank you so much! 🥺
Happy Holidays!! 🤩🥳🎉🎉 i'm @kazedoodles' Secret Santa 👀 I had TONS of fun drawing these two cuties !!! I hope you like this! u3u 💖💖💖
// this was based on an impulse I had to draw what La Squadra looks like within the blog (also I wanted the practice of drawing different body types)
click for clearer view
Not the best collage I’ve made but nice
Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level….
They would do this. They really would. Formaggio would be the one to memorize it first.
Inspired by this post by @abri-chan
Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level….
They would do this. They really would. Formaggio would be the one to memorize it first.
Inspired by this post by @abri-chan
🇮🇹 Questa appetitosa pasta aglio,olio e pomodori secchi si prepara in pochi minuti e necessita di pochissimi ingredienti per la sua realizzazione. Per insaporire queste deliziose mafaldine, non dovrete far altro che cospargerle di "muddica atturrata" ovvero pangrattato tostato con aggiunta di caciocavallo... 😍😋
🇬🇧 This delicious pasta with garlic, oil and dried tomatoes is prepared in a few minutes and it needs few ingredients to make. To flavor these delicious mafaldine pasta, all you have to do is sprinkle them with "muddica atturrata" that is toasted breadcrumbs with caciocavallo cheese... 😍😋👇
🇮🇹 Buongiorno amici!😘 Vi invito a provare questo risotto con crema di zucchine, formaggio di capra e briciole di guanciale.😍 É un'esplosione di sapori!😋 Potete trovare la ricetta sul mio sito web 😉
🇬🇧 Good morning everyone!😘 I suggest you prepare this risotto with zucchini purée, goat cheese and guanciale crumbs.😍 It's absolutely delicious!!😋😋 Here you are my recipe👇
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