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Oscar Piastri X Plus size swimsuit model! Norris Reader
Summary: Lando finally brings his sister around the paddock. How will Oscar and the rest of the grid handle the new regular.
Warnings: some hate towards both the reader and oscar.
Face claim - Pearl Maria Froud
Y/Nnorris
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Y/Nnorris Growing up I remember I could never understand why I was built the way that I was. Now I'm thankful for the ass I was given. Lando if you see this post just don't swipe.
User1 OMG I'm seriously in love with you
User2 I just know Lando didn't read the caption😂😂
-> landonorris For once I actually did read the caption first
landonorris As your older brother it is my duty to tell you, you've always been beautiful... annoying as fuck as well.
-> User3 When you thought Lando would say something sweet about Y/N but then makes sure to show that they are in fact siblings
-> Mclaren Lando we've talked about this... you have to be nice to our guests.
--> User4 OMG Y/N IN THE PADDOCK THIS WEEKEND?!?!
user5 LMAO I'm not over Mclaren admin telling Lando he needs to be nicer to his sister
user6 I want your ass!
carlossainz Why do you never visit me!
-> Y/Nnorris as Charles has stated before... you never invite me over!
--> Landonorris @/carlossainz you better leave my sister alone!! She is far to young for you!
---> Y/Nnorris But Lando you know I like them older!
user7 I'll never understand why Y/N gets so much hype?! Like she's not even that pretty! Lando is def the better Norris sibling
User8 I literally love Y/N she's so fucking gorgeous
sabrinacarpenter Please marry me
-> Y/Nnorris let's go to the court house!🏃🏻♀️
Mclaren
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Mclaren Swimsuit model Y/N Norris has made her paddock debut today here in Japan
user9 UGH why does F1 keep letting random women into the paddock like this
user10 Oh how I love Y/N!
landonorris Now why does my sister get her own post like this😒
user11 LMAOOOO not Lando being his sister's biggest opp
user12 I love how Mclaren calls her "swimsuit model" as if she isn't there because Lando is her brother.
Y/Nnorris Thank you so much for the invite! We both know Lando would never invite me.
-> landonorris You're the biggest liar ever! You literally tell me you're tired of watching me drive in circles
-> Mclaren We're so happy to have you! You were lovely and we hope to see you at more races to come.
charleslecerc She wasn't even in Ferrari yet she was the sweet person I met on the paddock
-> Mclaren I'd offer to share but she's all ours
user13 How long do we think it'll be before rumors of her dating a driver start?
-> user14 I doubt anyone will be shipping Y/N with a driver... she's not their type
Instagram Stories
Y/Nnorris
landonorris WHO IS IT?!?!
-> Y/Nnorris I literally have no idea what you're talking about
-> Landonorris Y/N I'M NOT PLAYING!!! WHO WAS THIS BOLD TO ASK YOU OUT?!?!
-> Y/Nnorris Stop worrying your pretty little head
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user15 I'm stunned!!! No way you moved that quickly
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sabrinacarpenter OMG is it the cutie you were telling me about?!
-> y/nnorris YES! He's literally the sweetest!
-> sabrinacarpenter I can't wait for you to tell me all about him!
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Three Months Later
Instagram stories
Y/Nnorris
landonorris I hope you know you made him late for the meeting today!
-> Y/Nnorris And how tf was that my fault! I had no idea he was gonna come visit me.
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user20 I just know this is Oscar!
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user21 Who is it! I need to know
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sabrinacarpenter Thank you so much for finally letting me meet him! He really is so sweet and the way he looks at you!!!!
-> Y/Nnorris I'm so glad you like him! I really like him!
Oscarpiastri
Y/Nnorris I wasn't mad... Just disappointed!
-> oscarpiastri I'm sorry I ate the last cookie you made for me!
-> Y/Nnorris I can taste the sarcasm! But I forgive cause youre so cute and I love you!
-> oscarpiastri I love you too
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charleslecerc You better treat her good!
-> oscarpiastri Why do I feel like you're gonna be more protective of her than her brother?!
--> charleslecerc She's too sweet to be hurt!
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landonorris I tried to warn you about her!
-> oscarpiastri She didn't need to come with a warning label!
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user22 Now what did you do to make our girl mad?!
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user23 You finally pull a girl and now you're out here making her mad! You men are literally so fucking useless! You do not deserve her
Texts between Oscar and You
Y/Nnorris
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Y/Nnorris Oh how I love Silverstone and my photographer boyfriend (can you guess which picture he took)
user24 I feel like it was pic #2 and he was genuinely trying to get a candid
-> Y/Nnorris Haha yes! The sun was too bright so when I went to turn around I ended up giving him a stank face and this was the nicest one I could find😂😂
yourbff I can't wait to watch the hot men drive in circles all weekend long 😀
-> Y/Nnorris Don't act like you're not excited to watch my brother 😒
--> yourbff Why do you always have to call me out... but on a real note @/landonorris I want a paddock pass please 🥹
---> landonorris Y/N has a fresh pass with your name written all over it already... I feel used
user25 Do we still think Oscar is the man she is soft-launching?
Carlossainz You'd look so good in Ferrari red
-> landonorris no
-> oscarpiastri no
-> Mclaren no
-> Y/Nnorris They want me to say no as well but 💳 (that is me slamming my card down for you to sneak it to my apartment)
user26 So gorgeous!
oscarpiastri Can't wait to see you around this weekend!
-> user27 Now Oscar why do you act like you aren't being soft launched all over her IG
user28 I would like to stop seeing this fatty on my feed
-> oscarpiastri Maybe start with unfollowing her?😒😒😒
--> user29 LMAOOOO oscar is having none of it! We love when he stands up for his girl
Instagram Stories
Oscarpiastri
Y/Nnorris I feel like this is all the confirmation they will need
-> Oscarpiastri I think they already knew Sweatheart
-> Y/Nnorris True but I like keeping it a little secret
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user35 Still not over you taking my girl like that
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user36 I'll never unstained why you picked the fat girl!
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user37 Y'all are such a cute couple!!!
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user38 You do not deserve Y/N! I hope when you told Lando about the relationship he didn't support cause you're not good enough for her!
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user39 Such a beautiful couple!
YNnorris
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Y/Nnorris @/logansargeant said something about being thankful? Idk what you American's do on a random Thursday in November but I hard launch my Aussie boyfriend.
On a real note Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! I'm thankful for all of you guys!
tagged Oscarpiastri
Oscarpiastri I finally get a post dedicated to me and @/logansargeant gets mentioned
-> logansargeant Toughen up
Oscarpiastri I love you! I'm forever and always thankful for her!
user46 I was not mentally prepared for a hard launch today!
user47 the scream I scrumpt! HOLY SHIT ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!
user48 I can't believe he actually picked the fat girl! Charity work frfr
sabrinacarpenter Almost burned the house down! I can't believe we finally got the hard launch!
yourbff Well I'm thankful that I no longer have to keep my mouth shut about knowing the cutest couple on the grid!
-> Y/Nnorris I'm surprised you did keep your mouth shut
--> yourbff why do I feel like this is a dig?
---> Oscarpiastri That's cause it was... you're the biggest yapper I have ever met
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One year later
Y/Nnorris
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Y/Nnorris I said yes
User49 I can't believe it is so full circle that they're getting married
sabrinacarpenter they grow up so fast 🤧🤧🤧
landonorris I wish you could have seen the nerves Osc had all week😂😂😂
-> oscarpiastri Why must you expose me?!
Oscarpiastri I love you so much and I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you!
user50 I just know this wedding is gonna be so beautiful
mclaren Can we have a papaya themed wedding?
-> Y/Nnorris I'm gonna hold your hand while I tell you this
--> user51 Y/N Norris is one of the funniest humans I have ever seen
user52 I can't wait to see this wedding
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Written Fics and SMAUs
Lewis Hamilton
Lewis x Teammate reader - Cool Down Room***
Lewis x Rosberg! reader - Road head, biting, orgasms***
Lewis x Rival! reader - We Don't Actually Hate Each Other***
Lewis x GF! reader - No, Go Change***
Lewis x GF! reader - Literally Just Porn, Plot Got Lost***
Lewis x Bratty! GF reader - Such a F*cking Brat***
Lewis x rival! reader - Let Me Use Your Mouth***
Lewis x sugar baby! reader - Need it now***
Max Verstappen
Max x Norris! reader - Take A Gummy WIth Me***
Max x Plus size pregnant reader SMAU - She's Pregnant
Max x Dom! reader - Bratty Boy***
Max x Horner! reader - I Don't Like You***
Max x Norris! reader - Just Miss You***
Max x Plus size pregnant reader SMAU - She's Pregnant
Max x Dom! reader - Bratty Boy***
Max x Horner! reader - I Don't Like You***
Max x Norris! reader - Just Miss You***
Max x reader - My Champ and A Baby***
Carlos Sainz
Carlos x Plus size reader SMAU - Thick Thighs Save Lives
Carlos x Rvial! reader - RED!***
Carlos x Leclerc! reader - Morning Routine***
Lando Norris
Lando x Leclerc little sister - Keep it a Secret
Lando x Plus size read SMAU - She Shouldn't Be Your Type
Lando X Fewtrell Twin sister - It was Obvious
Frat! Lando x Rival! reader - Been Waiting Too Long***
Lando x Plus size! Reader - You’re fucking gorgeous***
Lando x Verstappen! Reader - Prerace Rituals***
Lando x Sugar Baby! Reader - You're a Terrible Sugar Baby***
Lando x Sugar Baby! Reader - Come Back to Me***
Lando x Ferrari driver! Reader - I Always Come Back To You***
Lando x Personal Assistant! Reader - I Can Do It Myself (spoiler he can't)***
Lando x Verstappen! reader - I Didn't Give You That***
Lando x Plus Size Fewtrell! reader - Back of The Pack***
Lando x Ditzy! reader - You Cannot Be THAT Blind***
Lando x GF! reader - Making Our Own Movie***
Lando x Piastri! reader - Post Monza Frustrations***
Lando x Piastri! reader - You're Gonna Have My Baby***
Oscar Piastri
Oscar x Norris little sister plus size SMAU - They grow up so fast
Oscar x Fem! reader - I'm Not Sprinting This Time***
Oscar x Ferrari engineer! reader - Orange and Red Make Yellow***
Daniel Riccardo
Daniel x Norris Twin sister - Virgin Diaries***
Daniel x FWB! Reader - Post Singapore***
Charles Leclerc
Charles x Longtime GF! reader - Celebrations and an Orgasm***
Charles x GF! Reader - A little to Rough***
Charles x Injured Driver! reader - Please Just Fuck Me***
Charles x GF! Reader - Mark You Mine***
Charles x virgin! reader - I'm Ready For You***
Logan Sargeant
Logan x GF! Reader - Kiss it Better***
Ollie Bearman
Ollie x Antonelli! Reader - Fighting and Cheating Rumors***
Ollie x Antonelli! Reader - Kimi isn't happy and Ollie's a Giraffe***
Ollie x GF! Reader - WHEN We Get Married***
Ollie x GF! reader - Virgin Diaries***
George Russell
George x GF! reader - Private Moments***
Fernando Alonso
Fernando x Vettel! Reader - Needy and Begging***
Fernando x Rival/TM! Reader - Sleepy Sex***
Fernando x Younger! reader - Please! Just a Quickie***
Franco Colapinto
Franco x GF! Reader - Morning of Monza***
Franco x Albon! Reader - Don't Like Other Men***
Franco x rival! reader - We Fight In Bed Too***
Kimi Antonelli
Kimi x moody! Reader - Grumpy Girl***
Kimi x Bearman! reader - Caught***
Sebastian Vettel
Seb x AM! Reader - The Papaya Isn't a Threat***
Toto Wolff
Toto x Younger GR! Reader - You're Gonna Have My Baby***
POLY FICS AND SMAUs
Landoscar x reader - Figure it out***
Max & Lewis - Bad Race Baku***
Lestappen x reader - A Release***
Lestappen x reader - Bratty Little Thing***
Max & Lewis x GF reader - Fighting, A Brother, and a Sore Ass***
Landoscar x Sugar baby! reader - Buy Your Time***
Paul Aron x Dino Beganovic x GF! reader - First Time Sub***
Kimi x Ollie x reader - Just Take It***
Max F x Lando x Reader - Jealous Men***
Lily Z x Oscar x Pregnant! Reader
TEXT AUs
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