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5 years ago

Damn fortune cookies

Since when did fortune cookies dole out condescending life advice rather than give out fortunes?

The Asian in me is greatly disappointed, and very much judges you. I mean, I once got a fortune with no fortune, and another time a fortune with nothing written on it...that happened like 3 times in my life.

Also the Asian in me, “I’m super annoyed at you, but do you want food?”


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6 years ago

QUACK QUACK

QUACK QUACK

Watch this family make their fortune off of Duck noises!

Watch now on SHOWFER.COM: https://goo.gl/KtsscP


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2 years ago

I got an almost ominous fortune cookie today. Lowkey feeling threatened.

I Got An Almost Ominous Fortune Cookie Today. Lowkey Feeling Threatened.

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