Fsa Red - Blog Posts
Cop: You’re recieving a ticket for having three people on a bike.
Blue: Shit.
Green: Wait three??
Cop: Yeah??
Red: Oh Hylia- VIO FELL OFF!!!!
And thus, Triforce heroes was born.
When life gives you lemons...
The Fsa/Fs version:
Green: Take them and make lemonade!!
Red: Make lemon cake!
Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
(Or alt;
Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )
Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Ganon: Throw them like rocks!
Zelda: make lemon tea!
Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
Tingle: Sell those lemons!
Vio: I swear to the goddess, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Shadow, Blue, Green, and Red: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!
Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.
Green: you know you have more weapons then your fire rod right?
Red: And what is your point, hylian in fire rod distance?
Green: Don’t you think we’re missing something here..?
Red: Teamwork? Cohesion? A general sense of what we’re doing?
Vio: We left the bomb behind…
Red: Oh yeah, that too…
Blue: Who. The. Fuck. Dropped. The bomb?!
Red and Blue draw the squad meme
Red and Blue’s entire relationship:
Vio: Shadow is our shadow, and he is my brother!
Random hylian: he’s worked with Vaati! He’s destroyed thousands of homes!
Green: He’s adopted…