This is totally a feature! We should exploit the coat hangers out of it.
Does anyone know if it works the same for different flavors of English? If a group of people from the US, Canada, Britain, and Australia are all absolutely coat hangered, are they all in the same condition, or are some of them drunk, some of them shocked, and some of them just confused?
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger