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Me waking up in the morning...

(im too lazy to type it out again)

[ Translation: Please, keep the toilets clean! We have seen horrific things! Thank you!]

Ok, i have so many questions about this sign, which i found in a malls bathroom

First why?

Second who?

Third how many time that they had to put A SIGN

And lastly, how?

One of the funniest activities to do with your OCs is to color pick they palette and check out the color names

For example, mine are:

- Eyes #6A341E - Hereford Cow Brown

- Hair #806F4C - Outrigger / French Bistre

- Skin #C0977C - Egyptian Pyramid

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME ALEX G WORKED ON THE I SAW THE TV GLOW SOUNDTRACK.

“who asked” i did. keep talking. tell me more. what happened after that.

Former gifted kid doesn’t immediately understand her homework and breaks down at her work desk (three dead, five injured)

Gansey calls Blue by the right name and then says alright enough feminism for today

If you have trouble remembering all the beef two historical figures had for your exam, just start shipping them.

I am not joking.

They hated each other before their coalition? Enemies to lovers. One of them was assassinated? Right person wrong time. They have portraits/photos together? They must’ve fought the urge to hold hands.

You’ll be surprised by how easy their lore becomes to remember

do you know how to twerk

Who in their right mind wouldn't want to shower you in attention and affection?

Gonna die from something, might as well enjoy yourself til then

Credit: @jackthepoolboy

Damn rebel forces

You know what I think we need to talk about more? Modern Jesters.

Those silly little guys who dance and make jokes and perform for entertainment? they’re right under our noses and we don’t even notice it…”Thanks for the roses!” “Thanks for the chili! oh so spicy!” they chant and dance for us to watch…

My laugh was like a Hiena

This link goes to chapter 5 but there is more:

Be warned I DID NOT READ AHEAD SO PLEASE READ THE TAGS

Mrs Emerson: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?

Young Vincent Emerson: Uh… Tommy’s Italian?

I read it as “coming out of”🤣

so, im very close to coming out to my mum.

Im gonna stretch it here..

if this post gets 50k (if possible idek if it is), i’ll start hinting to my mum that im trans.

Here is an update on my frog no one asked for:

He lost both arms an all toes on one foot

just throwing it in here because why not, good 2AM entertainment it is "Oh but he's prolly acting like this because he's domestically abuse-" SHHHHHHHH SH SH SHUSH I DO NOT CARE I WANT TO THROW HIM INTO A BLENDER REGARDLESS HE PISSES ME OFF/neg also I feel like rewatching this show again cuz honestly it was fun, although the community(?) is still something like Schrödinger's Cat to me, it seems and sounds sorta alive but never have I EVER caught someone who watched it in the wild..

Fun fact: at first I was gonna draw Gwen or David say that but I gave up on figuring out how to draw either properly so instead there's this bleached creature

The guality of this drawing is ass but what else am I expecting from a shitpost LOL

based off true events

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ANOTHER ONE!! 🔥🔥🔥

mm ceiling

bonk goes the weasel