Funny Shit - Blog Posts
If Harper Lee sold alcohol I think it’d be branded “Tequilla Mockingbird”
I was telling my sister about this really dark teamiplier fanfic series and I listed off the tags to her
"Suicide, murder, blood, self-harm, drug abuse, alchoholism and sex addiction-"
"Dean Winchester."
When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz
Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?
Daily dose of: me and sis :D
*Me and my sister at night listening to see if mom went back to bed*
Me: *Dramatically puts hand up to ear*
Me: *Alternating ears repetitively*
Sis: ⟟ just imagine Dolores doing that when she's alone
Me: .....Umbridge?
Sis: *slow-mo bitch face*
Sis, in ⏃ heavy Spanish accent: From ENcAntO '🤌'🤌'🤌'
Daily dose of: me and sis :D
*3AM*
Sister: Jellie died!
Me: What!
Sis: *bawling her eyes out*
Me: Okay, watch something happy- Ranboo out of context or something- and forget about it and grieve in the morning.
Sis: He lost his best friend- *bawling*
Me, panicing: Turn on some whacky kazoo music and go to sleep!
Sis: Ohh- a baby rabbit *sniffling*
Me: Yes, watch the video about the baby rabbit... and don't think about how it'll inevitably die someday-
Sis: Taz!
Me: What?! I'm soulless at this point- memento mori, baby.
Sis: Ah, here- *shows me phone*- Tango's a happy man, right?
Was taking the trash out at work and the universe got me.
"Are you okay?"
*Are your eyes bleeding water?"
Yes, I said this. And I said it to my dog of all people
(No, you will not be receiving context for this.)
I got more mutagen batches!!
([Tmnt] I do a lil experimenting)
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
