Funny Story - Blog Posts
When I was 4 I had just grasped the concept of reality and the first thing I did was watch how to train your dragon and in the scene where stoick is yelling at Hiccup and disowns him for having a dragon I got so scared I started shaking
i bought peach flavored ice cream today while wearing a peach themed shirt and the lady was like "wow,, you must really like peaches."
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
Just wrote a scene where a character comes out and I was a bit like "it feels a little unrealistic that they'd be so casual+nervous about it" and then I remembered my friend coming out to our little friend group by saying "I'm bi" and then just fucking doing the floss dance while looking fairly nervous
Nephew walks into villain's lair with his sidekick Pikachu.
Villain (sis): "We'll ,well, well, I've been expecting you, nephew and your side chick, Pikachu."
Villain (sis): " . . . "
Villain (sis): "wait"
My older sis is struggling to hold in their tea
I'm falling on the ground laughing
Villain (sis): "I MENT SIDEKICK!"
That time I hijacked the music at a graduation party.
So, I was at a party when I noticed some music playing. I found the speaker near the food tent, and a phone connected to it via bluetooth. All that played was bland, overrated Pop music. Every songs sounded way too similar, and they were all about love/romance, because apparently that's all that matters in these poorly sung 1st grade poetry performances over some drum loop + bassline labeled as a song.
But for me, I realized something, In my heart, I knew. I knew that I had a mission, a quest I must perform.
During the first attempt, I pressed the bluetooth button, which cut the connection between the speaker & the phone, causing the music to stop abruptly. I tried connecting my phone to the first thing that showed up when I pressed “connect new device.”
An old guy came up, seemingly the owner of the phone who just put on a top hits playlist on spotify and called it a day. He assumed I was trying to get the speaker to start, or chose certain music. When talking to him, I soon found out that the name of the speaker was “Trailblazer” which was one of the names on the list of parable bluetooth devices from my phone (and not the one I connected with first). I added the speaker as a new device.
Everytime I turned the bluetooth back on and pressed connect, it would just connect to the guys phone rather than mine. I moved his phone out of the way so the speaker would pick up my signal first. It did, I already had a song ready.
As I told a group of girls & one boy, I consider it my mission to spread my music around, shed light onto underrated artists who deserve it, & allow people to hear their favorite songs that they’ve never heard before.
So basically, I hijacked the speaker & started playing my first ever live set as a DJ.
I unleashed an evil villain, as I announced to everyone what I had done.
Starstorm in the house coming at you live from someones backyard.
duolingo getting a little too existential these days
the wildest moment in my life was the one time my class had us make little booklets and i decorated mine with pink stars on the front, and the teacher walked by me and was like “why’d you put pink on it? probably because you’re a GIRL” and then walked away.
thank sharon i didn’t notice
It was that new years eve of 2019 going into 2020 and I had bought a bottle of prosecco. It was a last minute sorta thing like a surprise for my then girlfriend and I to drink she didn't know about it, however, sparkling wine is supposed to be served cold, right, so I stuck it in the freezer. Alcohol takes a lot to freeze, I didn't think nothing of it. I was Bartender for years at that point hadn't had any mishaps. I still keep vodka in my freezer even now. Anyway eleven thirty rolls around and I'm like I'm gonna bust out the champagne. I go and open the bottle, yeah, because the bottom of it froze the pressure made it so that when I popped the cork, it violently exploded off. Shattering the neck of the bottle, and careening the cork into the ceiling light fixture and spilling this half frozen slurry of sparkling wine all over the kitchen floor and the cabinets above me. Erin came rushing into the kitchen and I had to have been standing there with some half stupid half surprised look, I guess. We both just laughed and laughed. She laughed until her stomach hurt. We cleaned up whatever mess I had made trying to be seasonal and romantic, we drank screwdrivers for the rest of the night. The following year of 2021 it was literally during that big ol snow storm we got. It started that same night as Valentines you remember? Morgan hadnt been someone's Valentine before. Not officially. Shed never gotten flowers or other gifts before for Valentines. So I was Morgans first, I also got her this big ol hunting knife because she was big into knives. Anyway it was like midnight o'clock, and she had just gotten home from the airport, like the actual airport she worked there as like an usher for handicap people. And she was tired dude she gotten home ate like a bunch of biscuits and gravy that had been sitting out all day, and she came over in her pajamas and was just this beautiful mess that I completely adored. I wrote this poem about the experience "It's an image. It was February, Winter. The moon had just rose full again. My anxious heart still beating, as she walked up the stairs, she didn't knock she just entered. The warm light from the side of my house cast sight on the Snow caught in her Raven Hair." And we sat on the couch the rest of the night and watched YouTube videos. It was probably like the best and the worst Valentines kisses I had ever gotten, day old biscuits and gravy breath and all. She sent me pictures of her with the knife and roses later that I had used as my phone background for line months. And a voice message of her going "Fuuuck Yoou". whenever I'm in a bad mood sometimes, it's like I can remember some of the worst things that I've done or someone else has and I can stew in it for hours or days, or in the worst case entire seasons of my life. But sometimes I get glimpses of stuff like that, and its just so Human to me, and it isnt as taxing to breathe after that.
my brain is broken.
so I was looking at humans are weird prompts right
so my bestie was experimenting with neopronouns and once we were talking to the school counselor about pronouns
and the school counselor was like , "No, Susan, you cannot use supercalifragilisticexpialadocious as a pronoun"
funny story… the timer on my quiz was at ~40 mins and i only had an hour for the quiz so I was super stressed— only 20 mins left with a third of the problems left.
turns out the timer was counting down 😭 so i rushed for literally no reason. i got 100% anyways! so no harm.
today is a study day (fortunately or regrettably depending on your perspective). this problem set is really cool and i actually like learning about circuits, which i didn’t expect.
- circuits problem set (88 mins)
- circuits quiz (39 mins)
- advanced circuits lecture
i’m REALLY behind in my course and i need to catch up by the time school starts again so i probably have another 4 hrs of work minimum. it’s finally feeling like crunch time lol