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Don't tell SCP 049
Day 5
Scp 035 was in one of the foundation's lounge rooms, having a pile of different objects next to him, seeming to be putting something together in the center of the room.
035: hm... needs more black paint... *starts going through the pile of stuff*
From the wall behind him a black portal apears and out the portal come scp 106. Half of his body exits the portal as he watches 035 pull out a black spray paint can from the pile and spray paint whatever it is he made.
106: uh... what... the hell... is that? *points at whatever 035 is making*
035: oh this?
In front of 035 is scp 173, partly spray painted black and half a plague doctor's mask covering over where their mouth would be. There was also a black cloth tied around 173's neck, simulating that of a cloak and a hood.
035: Why, I'm making a temporary replacement for the doctor.
106: *raises brow* ... why?
035: well you see here Larry, it's just not the same doing fun and outgoing things when there isn't anyone around to tell you to not do those fun and outgoing things. So, I've come up with a temporary solution!
106: ... by replacing the doctor with 173 in his clothing?
035: yes well technically mimicry of his hide or skin or however it's called. But yes! Pretty much old chap!
106: ... *looks at the sculpture* .... *then back at 035* ... you are aware 173 doesn't, oh I don't know... talk!
035: he doesn't have to! That's the beauty of it, because sometimes the doctor gives me the silent treatment anyways!
106: Ok? ... so, how is he just... staying in one place anyway this whole entire conversation?
035: oh! Because Jay is still ducked taped onto the ceiling from a few days ago still. *he points to the ceiling where 049-J is*
049-J: *staring intensely at 173 and sweating profusely* . . . C-Can I stop now please?
035: unless you wanna die by neck breaking... keep. Your. Damn. Eyes on him!
049-J: oh bother...
106: oh ya forgot we did that...
035: ya. *fimshes the spray paint on 173* and done! *takes a step back to view his work* What do you think!?
106: *looks at 173*
173: ...
106: ... well now he just looks like a peanut with a beak on it dressed in black.
035: close enough! Now! We just-
Just then scp-096 came walking into the room his back hunched over to get through the door; a paperbag accompanying him over his head to keep everyone safe from triggering his rage state.
035: ah! Shy! You just in time to meet the temporary replacement doctor!
096: ? *looks over at 173* ...
173: ...
096: ...
173: ...
096: ...
049-J: *struggling to keep his eyes open* ugh- *blinks* uh oh!
173: *is now a foot closer to 096*
096: *whimpers loudly and shaking his head in fear* *starts back tracking out the door into a speed walk*
035: damn it, Jay! I said don't blin-!
035: . . .
Suddenly the power goes out as a voice over the intercom lets everyone know that the power to the light would be temporarily shut down and that everything would be ok so long as the scps were in their cells. Once the lights turned back on, 173 had disappeared from the room. Everyone in the room had gone silent.
106: ...
049-J: ... I didn't do it!
035: ah crap.
The alarms then start to go off as the intercom changed to a voice of calm to panic.
Intercom: "Attention scp-173 has escapes containment! Currently it's uh- ... A-Am I reading this right? Uh... Currently dressed up as a... plague doctor?"
106: ...
035: ...
049-J: ...
035: ... Don't Tell Doc.
106: Yep.
035: can I go into your-
106: nope! *goes back into his pocket dimension*
035: ... sh*t! *runs out of the room*
049-J: uhm... hello? ... help...
Don't Tell SCP 049
Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 Current |
I have been given to much power at school as of late...
It concerns me greatly 😐
...
But I can't stop! It's too much fun!
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(For really I hope you enjoyed this green screen video I did)
The first Animation I've ever done and it was for a discord server rp XD
Hope you guys like it anyway 🤣👍
How old is 049 exactly?
(click on images to see better cause tumblr be like that)
OK so instead of drawing a whole comic of me explaining, I'm just gonna type it out. So like I said, that depends on what version of scp 049 we talking here. For example, if we're taking about the scp 049 in the Assassin's creed crossover headcannon, then I'd say he was born in between the time of Altair's death and Ezio's birth, so sometime in 13th century France. So younger then Altair, but older then Ezio. But! if we're talking about my SCP headcannons in general. In my cannon, he was born in 15th century France like it says in his Wiki article. Since his date of birth isn't exactly narrowed down enough to give an exact number of age, but i can give annestimation of his age. In my SCP headcannon he would be over 500 years old. In my assassin's creed crossover headcannon, he is about over 700 years old.
So in other words...
He's an old boomer 🙃
but we love him for that anyway!
Previously on...
Assassin's Creed
Lost in Modern Ages
Now on with the show!
Leonardo: ... *moves the mask around a bit to get a better look* fascinating... I have never seen any comedy mask like this before!
New York, somewhere hidden in the city is the assassin's creed household. In the house, Leonardo Da Vinci is currently studying and observing SCP 035, who had almost succeeded in turning Jacob into another one of his temporary hosts. While Jacob himself is currently pouting and is covered in bruises from Shaun and Desmond tackling him down into the rubble of an old Venice house. Trying to stop him from putting SCP 035 on his face. Shaun and Desmond stand by Leonardo while he observes the mask (with safety tongs of course). While Evie and Ezio are trying their best to console Jacob from the incident that had taken place. Some of the others watch intently as Leonardo tries to get a better understanding of the possessive mask.
Shaun: you can say that again...
Evie: come on Jacob.
Jacob: *huffs and turns away from Evie*
Evie: Jacob I said I was sorry! I didn't actually, believe you were being serious.
Jacob: well I was!
Ezio: come now amico, you can't be mad at your sister forever.
Jacob: bet!
Evie: *sighs*
Malik: so explain to us why this *does air quotes* "possessive mask" tried to get Jacob to wear it, exactly?
Connor: ya cause this thing... looks cursed.
Shaun: right. Desmond you wanna give this one away or-
Desmond: ya I got this one. *clears throat* Ok so basically the possessive mask, better known to the foundation as SCP-035, is a possessive mask that requires a human or humanoid-like host, organic or not so long as it has a humanoid face shape, it will possess the body and will essentially cause the original person to go brain dead and well dies.
Shaun: Once then, he'll take over that body and talk through it with his voice, he'll sometimes take on the traits of those he possesses, going as far as to even know every bit of information and memory that the person had when they were alive. And-
Rebecca: and he knows everything about the human brain and mind so this guy knows how to talk you into doing anything he wants you to do. He also has telepathic abilities as well.
Shaun: . . .
Desmond: . . .
Rebecca: what? Come on you guys, you think you are the only ones who are into this stuff?
Arno: Uh... so wait- hold on so, why choose Jacob as a host?
Jacob: because I'm awsome-
Shaun: probably because he was the easiest out of all of us there to be persuaded into putting him on.
Jacob: Hey!
Edward: So that mask can talk too?
Desmond: ya- well kind of.
Edward: if that mask can talk, then why isn't it talking?
Shaun: surprisingly, I have no idea. Usually this thing loves to talk.
Maria: You also mentioned something about a foundation. What kind of foundation are you refuring to?
Desmond: The SCP foundation.
Alexios: s.c.p?
Desmond: Secure.
Shaun: Contain.
Rebecca: Protect.
Desmond: We die in darkness so you may live in the light-
Connor: Wait, wait! ... that kind of sounds like our saying...
Arno:... What?
Connor: You know. The whole, "We work in the dark to serve the light." That phrase.
Jacob: I SAY WE SUE THEM-
Ezio: ya wait- HEY! They completely stole our phrase and just re-worded it!
Desmond: I-... Huh, I never noticed that before.
Aveline: OK can we get back to the foundation thing! Desmond, continue please.
Desmond: Right, well they're the main goal is to contain anomalies as a way of protecting humanity from the danger some of them possess, and to study and research them and how they work, as well as keeping the normalcy of the world.
Shaun: living or Object.
Rebecca: or just weird phenomenons that happen.
Jacob: secure, contain, protect ... Ok I'll give them this... That's a cool acronym! Why can't we do something like that!?
Bayek: Because we never needed one.
Edward: well ya but it be really nice to have one.
Alexios: The Templars have a name to brand themselves and make money why can't we?
Ezio: they have point.
Aya: we're not get an acronym for the creed.
Jacob: well why not!? We could brand ourselves and make cash!
Connor: I'm fine with how we have creed as it is.
Jacob: Oh Connor! You silly, silly, man... acronyms are cool if you know how to do it right. Makes you stick out.
Malik: exactly why we don't need one.
There is an eerie, echo of mocking laughter that fills the room, sending shivers down everyone's spine, as everyone slowly starts turning their attention to the mask still being held in the tongs Leonardo was using to hold it.
035: "My your all quite the delight to be around~. Talking about the most simplest off topic things then make it a big deal out of it the deeper you go. It's quite amusing really~."
Leonardo nearly drops the tongs he was using to hold the mask, just bearly catching them in time.
Desmond: alright @$$hole what's your game here?
035: "Aw~ can't we just have a nice chat? I am a people person after all."
Jacob: screw you! You nearly turned me into a walking corps for you to pilot!
035: "Touché now aren't we?"
Maria: ok... this is just getting werid even for us.
Malik: agreed.
Shaun: Don't even think about trying to mind control us either.
Rebecca: ya! We're elite b@#$, you can't touch us.
035: "I can see that. Many of you in the room currently each have the gift. The gift of the ancient Isu race. It would be a challenge... but who doesn't like a good challenge? Isn't that right Leonardo. Ah how good it is to see such a now famous face."
Leonardo: we've... met before?
035: "oh yes! 1487, you were invited by some of the richest Nobleman in the country of Italy to have one of you paintings displayed in an art gallery. I ran into when you were looking at some of the other art pieces inside. I recognized one of your works and complmented you on it. Remember?"
Leonardo: *nervously chuckles* I think you have the wrong painter, cause I would have certainly... remember. . .
Ezio: ... Leo?
Leonardo: . . .
Desmond: Uh Leonardo?
Leonardo: . . . *gently puts the metal tongs down onto the table and walks over behind Ezio, only to stare blankly at the mask in horror* . . . I remember you now.
Jacob: Wait! Wait! Hold up! So you have, actually met this family mask!?
035: "indeed he has! You know, Ezio your friend here was quite different from all the ither artist I meet that day. He's Cheerful, optimistic, smart, well rounded, open minded, greatly empathic and expressive, and very curious man by nature. He did actually almost uncovered my secret during our talk, that was how curious of a man you were. But Leonardo is also a chronic procrastinator, and very easily distractible. If I hadn't pointed out one of the paintings to you had done, Hehe, you might have actually uncovered my secrect long ago.
Ezio: Hey-! Wait... how did you know my-
Shaun: he can read minds Ezio, remember?
Leonardo: Mio dio...
035: That's my name! Well the name I prefer to be called by.
Malik: Dio?
035: Well actually it's more of D y o. Greak name. Ah the greaks and the Roman empire, such a marvelous time to be alive then. Right Alexios?"
Alexios: oh indeed it is! Quite a beautiful place!
Arno: Don't fuel the fire Alexios! It's trying to get inside your head by feeding you complements!
Shaun: Wait so were you actually made by greak Gods or-
Desmond: Shaun, buddy come on we've been over this. I still think he's secretly the black lord of Alagadda.
Shaun: yes but how on earth does Alagadda line up with the bits and pieces of information the foundation has on him so far?
Desmond: he's a big @$$ lier Shaun! You can't believe ever word that comes out his mouth.
Shaun: true but-
Connor: OK! Are we done here!?
035: "nope! And please you two do keep talking. I rather like this little side conversation about me~."
Jacob: f@#$ you.
035: "Aw~ is someone still mad about me?"
Jacob: yes!?!?
035: "Well I guess that makes two of you then."
Desmond: uhm, two?
035: "Yes, isn't that right... Kassandra."
Everyone in the living room turned and looked up to see Kassandra standing their with face of anger spread across it, lookimh stright down at the mask. Her staff of caduceus in her hands.
Alexios: sister?
Kassandra: . . . What. The hell. Is that damn maks. . . Doing in our house!?
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Don't tell scp 049
Day 4
053 was playing with 682 and 079 in the foundation's hallway. 053 was drawing on 682's face again while 079's monitor sat next to them watching, when suddenly the sounds of loud wheeping was heard close by.
053: *stops drawing for a second* huh? Do you here that?
079: *beeps* detecting sounds of auditory distress of- *beeps* Crying.
682: probably 096, crying as usual again. We can just ignore it.
053: crying? Hm... *gets up* can you bring me over to where the crying is coming from Lizze?
682: *sighs* ... very well. *scoops up 079 with his tail then scoops up 053 with his head*
053: *slides down on to 682's neck* Wheee! *giggles* Alright Lizze! Follow those sobs!
682 stood up on his four limbs and starts walking his way over to the source of the crying. After a few minutes of walking 682 turned a corner, only to quick pause and stay hidden behind the corner wall.
053: Hey, why'd we stop?
682: take a look for yourselves. *brings 079 forward to look*
053: *peeks around the corner*
079: *beeps* it would seem that 682's theory is correct. *beeps*
Down the short hallway the three see scp 096 crying by scp 049's containment cell door. The scp was huddled in his usual fetal position leaning his side against the door of the cell. In his arms he is holding what looks to be a small plush toy that resembled the plague doctor, cradling the toy in his arms as he wept. Luckily for the group of on lookers there was a paper back over 096's head.
053: Aw~! I think he's sad because he misses the doctor!
682: that pale, dull, creature cries constantly fpr no reason. What makes this crying any different?
079: *beeps* It is a, possibility, that scp 096, sees scp 049, as it's possible care taker. *beeps* As a protector of some kind. *beeps* No doubt, that it is because of 049's success, in looking at the 096's face, and lived to tell the tale. *beeps*
682: I don't see how that excuse of a doctor managed to survive such an incounter with a creature like that... (just looking at it is disgusting.)
053: Maybe tshy saw something in the doctor that gave him comfort. Like... like... Oh! like a parent! ... I better he really misses doc...
096: *wheeps and sobs while holding the plushie in his hands tightly to him*
053: *starts thinking* hm... oh! What if we made him a feel better cupcake!?
682: hm... *sighs* if that is what you wish. I will not try and stop you.
053: YAY! *hops onto 682's back* Do you know where the kitchen is Lizze?
682: No, but 079 might.
079: *beeps* I am able to locate the kitchen, but I will need to be plugged into the facilities security systems inorder to do so. *beeps*
053: good! Cause we're gonna make shy the beat! feel better cupcake ever! *hops back onto Lizze*
After they plugged in 079 to the security room, they manged to find their way onto the kitchen.
053: *puts on a little chief's hat* Alright Lizze, if we're going to make this the best feel better cupcake ever! We're going to need ingredients! *goes over to the fridge and starts pulling out all the ingredients necessary to make a cupcake* *struggles to hold all the ingredients*
682: *sighs* *uses his tail to lift 053 up on to the counter with the ingredients* be careful.
053: *giggles* don't worry Lizze, I am an expert at this! I remember seeing my parents make these before, so it should be easy as baking pie! Now, let's begin! First, we need a bowl!
682: *goes through of the cabinets and pulls out a bowl and places it by 053*
053: thank you Lizze! *tries to pick up the flour* n-next we need- *tries to pour it in the bowl* flour! *spills a bunch out and onto the floor and counter*
682: *gets a bit of flour in his face* care full Abby. *wipes the flour off his face*
079: *beeps* I believe that is over the preferred amount of flour. *beeps*
053: I'm sure it'll be ok! *puts the flour down*
the flour nearly falls off the counter spilling a bit onto 682 again, who caught it with his tail and putting back up onto the counter.
053: Next we need... surger! *grabs the a bag of sugar and starts to pour it into the bowl without any problems* see! No trouble! *starts getting the next ingredients*
079: *beeps* there is a high chance that this will end in a very large mess. *beeps*
682: don't worry to much about that. Let the child do what she's doing, we let the scientists deal with it for later.
An hour and a half later.
The kitchen was in complete chaos. Different ingredients were splattered everywhere, and some how on the ceiling. 053 had fallen asleep on top of 682 while waiting for the cupcake to finishing backing in the oven. 682 had let the young girl fall asleep on his back while he rested by the oven, all while 079 was playing a game of pong against himself. So far the score has been zero to zero. There was then 079 started to be like a timer.
079: *stops his beeping* Cupcake is done.
682 looks up at the oven and gently wakes up 053 from her nap.
053: hm?
682: Cupcake is done.
053: Cupcake? ... oh right! *quickly gets up and grabs some oven mits from on top of the stove and puts them on*
053 opens the oven to a rather, large, clumpy cupcake inside. They retrieve the cupcake and has 682 carry her over to the top of the least dirtiest kitchen counter. 053 places the cupcake down and start to grab some frosting to spread on the cupcake.
053: *grabs a butter knife and starts spreading a glob of pink frosting on the cupcake* Perfect! Now we need sprinkles! *grabs a small shaker of sprinkles* hm... I don't think this will be enough... *turns to 682* Lizze, do you know where we can get more? Like a lot!
682: hm... I think I might know someone who does.
079 was left to watch 053 while 682 left to go find more sprinkles.
053: do you think shy will like the cupcake we made him?
079: *beeps* I'm sure 096 would be slightly, less upset then his usual state.
053: I'll take that as progress!
682: *walks back into the kitchen rolling in a barrel of sprinkles* I'm back.
053: *gasps* That's perfect! Where did you find it!?
682: The Dr. Bright.
053: and he gave it to you!?
682: ... sure let's go with that. *starts opening the barrel of sprinkles*
053: *starts picking them up by the hand full and pouring them onto the cupcake*
079: *beeps* will Dr. Bright notice the absence of his prank barrel of sprinkles?
682: Eh, he won't miss them. Hm... *walks over to the oven and turns it on and leaves it open*
079: *beeps* for the humans to deal with I assume?
682: *chuckles* yep.
053: *finshes putting a hand full of sprinkles on the completely spinkle covered cupcake* done! *moves the cupcake to a tray and holds it* come on Lizze! Let's give it to shy!
682: *walks back over to 053 and pick her up with his tail and onto his back*
079: *beeps* I will meet you both in the hallway, through the hallway security camera. *the screen he was on shuts off switching to some place else*
682: *starts walking out the kitchen*
In the hallway, 096 was still cry loudly by 049's containment cell door. 096 held the small 049 plushie close to his chest, while pawing at the containment cell door, leaving small faint scratch marks onto the door.
He misses the doctor, the doctor understood him, knew him for who he really was, knew the truth about him. Unlike the humans here who understood nothing about him, who did nothing to help him. The plague doctor helped him, treated him with kindness and love. Something he never expected to feel again in his lonely life again. That is, untill the doctor had appeared that one faithful day.
Now, he was gone. They all said he'd come back again but... it still felt like another eternity of loneliness of being poked at by the people who want to terminate him... Except for that one strange scientist who worked here. She was the one who gave him the plushie of the plague doctor in the first place.
Just then 682 rounded the corner again and gently places down 053, who was still holding the cupcake in her hands, 079 popped up in the security camera by the corner.
053: *in whisper* just wait here Lizze! I'll go give shy his cupcake!
682: *sighs* very well.
079: *beeps* I will keep watch from here. *beeps*
053: thanks AL! *she walks over towards 096*
The two other scps watch as 053 walks over to 096, who was still wheeping by the cell door.
053: *slowly approaches 096* h-hello shy.
096: *peaks up* ...
053: I saw you were upset... you miss doc don't you?
096: ... *nods and wheeps a bit*
053: He'll be back soon! They said he'll be back! And I bet he misses you too.
096: *cuddles the plushie closer to his chest and wheeps*
053: I know your really upset right now. So I decided to make you this! *she holds out the cupcake she made to 096* Ta Da! A feel better cupcake!
096: ? ... *tilts his head* ... *points to himself*
053: *nods her head* Mhm! I made it for you!
096 looks at the cupcake for a moment, before looking at 053. With a free hand he gently pulls in 053 into a hug and begins to wheep, not caring about getting some of the cupcake sprinkles on him as he crys, with 035 in his arms along with the plushie.
053: it's ok shy... I'm here for you too. *she hugs him tightly* it's going to be ok...
The two hugged each other as 096 wheept. Mean while, the other two Scps watched from a distance.
079: *beeps* Is this what, emotions, are like for some?
682: *sighs* unfortunately yes.
079: *beeps* interesting... *beeps* I am suprised. *beeps* This seemed to have ended, as some would say... *beeps* Wholesomely. *beeps* It normally ends with a bang-
Just then there was a aloud explosion going off from somewhere close by, as the alarms started to blare through out the hallways and an loud voice over the speaker begin to speak on loop.
Speaker: Alert! There has been an explosion in the k8tchen area of the facility! Please remain calm and direct your way out of the area safely! Reapt-!
682 began to form a small grin on his face.
079: . . . *Beeps* Don't tell 049 about this?
682: *low chuckle* Haha, don't tell Doc.
Sorry this was late.😔 school and work have been a lot late once again.
But I do hope you guys enjoyed day 4 of
Don't Tell Scp 049
Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 Current | Day 5 |
SCP-049 meets a chestnut haired girl who looks like this
I wish our dear plague doctor, Good luck.
Don't tell Scp 049
Day 3
035, 106, 076, and 079 have found themselves in the foundation gym, they decided to mess around with the equipment out of boredom. 076 however thought it would be fun to see who could run 3 miles in just under 10 minutes. The mask willing to take Able up on that offer went first. 079 was keeping track of both miles passed and time.
035: *using an exercises bike* *out of breath* Where we at?
079: *has appeared in one of the gym T.Vs* *beeps* 0.7 miles. Time 1.45 minutes.
076: *groans* speed up faster mask! You'll never make it!
106: Ya come on! I thought you said you could make your host run as a fast as you want?
035: well I'm also decaying at the same time now aren't I!!!
076: *pulls out a megaphone amd puts it close to the mask's ear* three mile mask! Three miles Mask!
079: *beeps* 2 minutes 035.
079: Speed up faster maggot!!!
035: I'M TRYING B@#$!!!
106: *sitting by 035* ... *looks over at 035 with a smug grin on his face* Should we get food? What kind of food do you want-
035: shut up!
106: Oh! What if we-
035: OH GOD STOP TALKING TO MEE!!
106: oh! I have an idea! What if I snuck into the foundation dinning hall and we got some hotdogs?
035: AAAAAAAH!!!
5 minutes in
076: *checks the time on 079* Heh, your actually doing good for a mask. Your actually almost there.
035: *heavy breathing and keeps pedaling faster*
076: your breathing is getting better too.
035: *ignores and keeps going*
106: ... hehe. Hey Able I don't think he heard you- *grabs the megaphone and put it next to 035's ear* 035 your breathing is-
035: *smacks the megaphone away* I WILL F@#$ING KILL YOU!!!
076: *chuckles* Haha!
9 minutes in.
106: *still holding the megaphone* Oasis... Oasis... Oasis...
035: *Getting even more annoyed*
106: ... Oasissss-
079: *beeps* time. Total. *beeps* 9.13 min-
035: F@#$ING @$$HOLE!!!
106: What!? 035 you got 9.13!
035: AAAAH! *headbutts the wall*
4 minutes after.
106: ...
076: *arms crossed*
035: *has a bandage over a crack in the forehead part of his mask* I am sorry. I didn't mean to get mad. The pre-workout got me all hopped up, then there's the stain on 049's room carpet, the 05 councils's expectancies-
106: mhm.
035: the standards are pretty high.
079: *shifts the security camra to behind 035*
There is a midsized hole in the wall that 035 had created with his headbutt.
035: the stress just really got to me. And I'm sorry.
106: it's fine.
035: good, good... alright! *claps his hands together* Able your turn!
076: Heh! I'll show you all how a real warrior runs! *gets on the bike*
1 minute later.
The hole that 035 had made was now a much bigger hole that has breached through the other side of the wall, hitting and knocking out one of the unfortunate researchers stand unknowingly in the line of fire. The back wheel on the exercise bike had completely flew off, as it was unable to handle Able's speed and strength. The alarms blared through the site as the group of anomalies stared at the now massive hole in the wall.
106: ...
076: ...
035: ...
079: ...
076: ... Don't tell the bird-man?
035 and 106: Don't tell doc.
079: *beeps* agreed. *dispears off the monitor*
106: *disappears through the floor*
035: *books it out the door*
076: *jumps out the nearest Window*
Don't tell scp 049
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Don't Tell scp-049
Day 2
Day 2 of scp-049 being absent from site 19. While scp 035 and scp 076 are wreck havoc in the main area scp 106 decided to go and explore some of the other scp containment chambers, hoping to possably torment any anomalous creatures in his pocket dimension. However he end up finding himself in scp 049's empty containment chamber instead.
106: *peaks out of the wall* HEEEERES LAWRENCE- ... empty. Damn it! ... *looks around the cell*
The cell was a plain white room, a single cot on the left side wall of the cell, and a desk close by it, had several different tables with different test tunes and chemical sets, placed on them in a somewhat chaotic order, in the center of the other side of the room was seemed to look like a surgical area, there he saw a large overhead light above an operating table next to it a rolling cart, resting on top were some cleaned up surgical tools and by the wall next to the surgery area was a lone sink.
It then came to 106 that he was in the plague doctor's cell.
106: huh... *picks up one of 049's scalpels and fiddles with it* eh... I'll never understand why the doctor does this stuff... *looks down at the scalpel he's holding for a moment* . . .
Half an hour later.
106: *wearing a paper made plague doctor's mask and speaks in a mediocre french accent* HMMM YES PeStIlEnCe AnD DiSeAsEs! *sniffing sounds* WHOOP! I sEmLl PeStIlEnCe iN yOu! *swings the scalpel around* DYO YOU PORCELAIN B@#$! I SAID DON'T TOUCH MY SH*T! *starts waving his arms around in the air still holding the scalpel* EvErYoNe LiStEn To mE aNd EvErY eArFuLl AnNoYiNg CoMmAnDs I hAvE tO SaY cAuSe yOu IdIotS cAn'T dO sH*T RiGhT! *swings the scalpel around some more* LoOk aT mE AnD mY bIg @$$ BeAk FaCe AnD LiStEn To mY OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH ACCENT!!! VERY OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Scp 035 over hears yelling from 049's chambers and takes a peek inside the room to see what was going on, only to find 106 stomping around the plague doctor's cell wearing a poorly made plague doctor's mask.
106: HaVe NO FeAr DeAr PaTiEnTs fOr I! *tries to do a scalpel trick spin but nearly drops it* Oh sh*t- *catches it last second and lifts it in the air* AM THE CURE!!! NOW I WILL CURE THE PESTIL-
035: *leaning on the cell door* Nice impersonation attempt.
106: *freezes in place* . . . Uh... h-how long were you standing there for?
035: ... *pulls out a well made mask connect piece of a plague doctor's lower mask and puts it over the mouth part of his face* *starts talking in 049's voice* long enough to show you how to impersonate the good doctor properly.
106: ...
035: *smug energy* ...
106: ... don't tell the Doctor-
035: Don't, tell, Doc.
30 minutes later.
035: *still in 049's voice* pass me the scalpel, my dear good doctor.
106: of course good doctor. *passes 035 the scalpel*
035: *cuts something with the scalpel* pass the glue, now.
106: glue! *hands 035 the glue*
035: *glues something* and done! Our patient has been cured of the pestilence!
Sitting there on the plague doctor's surgical table was a bar of carved soap in the shape of what apear to be the shape of a platypus, with beak and limbs made from gluw and cut popsicle sticks.
106: ... I hate to use such language, but our patient looks like sh*t.
035: In your eyes maybe good doctor! But I think this surgery was a complete success! *stretches his arms out*
There was a sudden crash of shattering glass next to them.
106: O_O . . .
035: *is now the tragedy mask* . . .
Both turn to the left and looked down to see one of the plague doctor's test-tubes full of strange black liquid substince had spilled on the only carpet in the entire room.
035: *in his normal voice* ... oh that's not good.
106: *his normal voice and takes if his mask* OH YOU THINK!?? Why the hell does he have a single white f@#$ing carpet in his entire cell!?
035: oh that's an easy answer! Cause his feet hurt when he stands in a single spot for a long period of time when he does surgery, so he had them put a carpet next to his surgery table to-
106: NEVER MIND THAT! We gotta clean this sh*t up before anyone sees!
035: OK! Ok! Relax! I know where doc keeps his rags at! *goes to find a rag in one of the cupboards* Where the f@#$ did doc move the stupid-
106: hurry up!
035: SHUT UP I GOT IT! *grabs a rag* found it! *runs it under warm water in a nearby sink and starts cleaning the stain on the rug* Oh no, not the CARPET!!!
106: Doc is going to kiiill you!!!
035: *scrubs harder* ooh Doc is gonna kill me!
The black liquid doesn't go away, as it stains the rag as well.
035: Ooh WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE! OOOH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOO!
The stain doesn't go away and starts to get bigger as 035 continues to scrub at it.
035: OH I'M MAKING IT WORSE!!!
106: *starts laughing* oh this turned over quickly completely!
035: OOOH YOU @$$HOLE!!! You made this happen!!!
106: I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FLING YOUR CLUMSY @$$ HOST HANDS AT THE GLASS TUBES!!!
035: UUUGH! ... *looks up at the cell security camera* Oh Doc please don't watch the security footage please! Uuugh! It was all Lawrence's Fault!
106: I wasn't the one who broke his sh*t! That was you!
035: YA BUT YOU WERE IN DOC'S ROOM WHEN HE TOLD US NOT TOO!!!
106: YOU BROKE HIS SH*T! NOT ME!!!
035: YOU F@#$ING WENT INTO HIS ROOM FIRST!!!
106: OK! you know what! Let's just say 682 did this or something. I mean the doctor isn't gonna be back here in a week maybe the foundation will clean up his room or something.
035: *sighs* fine! Your right! Your right! *stands up and puts the rag in the sink and looks down at the mess* ... you think he'll notice?
106: *looks down at the stain as well*
The stain has became bigger and is nearly a gaint black blob on the carpet.
106: . . . No, I don't think he will...
035: ... Ok, so we both agree to never speak of this again?
106: agreed.
035: Don't tell Doc.
106: Don't tell Doc. *sinks into his pocket dimension portal on the ground*
035: *quickly leaves the room while whistling*
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Ssssssh!
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Don't tell Doc.
[Day 1] [currently Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]
Don't tell scp-049
Day 1
049 has been temporarily moved to another site for the week. Before leaving however 049 reminds every to not cause to much trouble while he's away, however two particular scps see this as a window of opertunity
035: *has a researcher host and is currently ductaping 049-j to the ceiling* Hehe!
076: *is helping by holding 049-j in place* *snickers*
049-J: *sweating profusely* ...Well this is quite the bother...
106: *just watching* *wheezes* Haha!
682: *walks in with 053 on his back*
053: *holding 079* Uhm... what are you guys doing?
035: ductaping Doc's werid little brother to the ceiling~.
076: Haha! *holding 049-J to the ceiling*
049-J: *bird screeching noises*
079: *beeps* request to ask, why are you two doing such an idiotic thing? *beeps*
076: cause it's funny and entertaining as hell! Haha!
053: and what about you? *points to the old man*
106: oh I just came to watch them torment the little bastard! *wheezes* Haha!
682: The doctor will surely be pissed at the two of you if he found out that you two were doing this to his werid little nuisance of a brother. Especially you, 035.
035: oh ya, that reminds me- Don't. Tell. Doc. About this *chuckles* he'll be very, very, very upset, so guys whatever you do. *puts more tape on 049-j* Don't. Tell. Doc!
053: ... He's gonna find out-
035: Don't. Tell. Doc!
106: he's gonna know, they have security footage here.
035: Don't. Tell. Doc- he doesn't watch any if the security footage!
079: *beeps* he helps me edit, a calculation of *whirling noises* *beeps* 20.7% of the security footage when the security team isn't around.
035: Well then. *turns to face one of the security cameras* Doc if you some how find out, I will repaint the ceiling and watch your crackhead brother for a week. *putting more ductap on 049-J*
106: you're both are so dead. *wheezes* but it's worth the watch at J's expense! Haha!
035: Doc's not gonna know!
049-J: He'll watch!
076: *ductapes 049-j's beak up* Silence smaller bird-man!
682: I live for the day that the plague doctor finally smashes you you into bits 035. Within a week is most likely the day he finally does.
035: he won't know! Just Don't tell Doc! It's perfectly fine. *finshes ductaping 049-J to the ceiling* there! *pats the tap down* finished!
076: *let's go and steps back chuckling* tiny bird-man is now the ceilings problem!
049-J is now ductaped to the ceiling of the site 19 break room. 049-J tries to break from his ductape imprisonment, but doesn't move an inch.
035: This is truly legacy!
076: Haha!
106: *wheezes* Haha!
682: *shakes his head with disappointment* Idiots... all of them. Idiots.
053: I feel bad for J...
079: *beeps* Don't feel to bad for him. He had this one coming. *beeps*
Hope you enjoyed day one of Don't Tell scp 049. Inspired by both "Don't tell Amy" from Unus Annus and one clip from scp explained when they literally said in there video with scp 049 and 096 where a reasercher said "Don't tell scp 049." And I was ha that kind of reminds me of when Mark was like Don't tell Amy. XD
Then I came up with this little idea. Yes there will be more of this all the way till day 7, so stat tuned for that! Oh and remember to stay safe and-
Don't tell Scp-049
[Current Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]
Dr.[REDACTED]: guys scp-049 has been acting very strange these past few days. When finally presented with the opportunity to do one of it's surgeries, it completely ignored the D-class within it's cell. Which isn't typically something like 049 to do, passing up an opportunity like that.
035: *in his containment cell in the background over hearing this* Oh Ya! Because you know him soooo well- shut your faaace!
AY WE BOTH HAVE THE SAMER FAVORITE CHARACTER!
SCP-049-
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I know I've been throwing this idea around but it never really kicked off sooooo...
Since summer is finally here and school is out I have more time (and out of excuses) to actually do and commit stuff.
I have decided to just do an ask regarding to just me for now. I might open up ask for other characters I've created, but for now I'll have ask for me aaaand-
I'm proud to say I'll actualy draw out the asks instead of the usual
chat text
I do 24/7 with my headcanons. Soooo... YA!
Go ahead and send ask to me whenever, whether it be about art other fandoms, heck I'll even let you guys send me drawing request and ideas ever now and then. Just note that I won't always do those so don't freak out to hard if I don't do them, it'll just be an every now and then thing.
just want to put up some boundaries though cause let's be real there are a few jeepers creepers out there that are just... not ok.
rules:
Reminder that I am a MINOR ya I'm a young adult but STILL A MINOR, so please send age appropriate asks and nothing too personal.
Don't send any creepy messages I've already had enough personal experience with such things and rather not suffer that again here.
Don't send negative comments to me because boi if you don't like what I do then why are you asking me? constructive criticism is ok though.
If your gonna make an art request make sure the request is also AGE APPROPRIATE.
no the earth isn't flat... idk why I typed that but I'm leaving it there anyway.
Welp! those are the rules. I can't wait to start answering questions and drawing myself out as my Main OC the face of this blog
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All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.
035: *locked in a glass case* . . .
079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .
106: *is secured down* ...
076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...
682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...
096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*
049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*
035: ... Hey Doc?
049: hm?
035: is this our vacation?
049: ... ya.
035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?
049: what?
035: are we trash?
049: hm... kind of.
035: ooh... *is now sad too*
Everyone: . . .
079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.
Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!
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Some where inside an abandoned building in Venic.
Jacob: ...
Jacob is holding what looks to be an old white porcelain comedy mask that seems to ooz a bit of black slug from the mouth and eye holes.
Jacob: . . .
035: "hey. Hey you."
Jacob: *looks around for a moment before looking back at the mask* ?
035: "ya you, what other dashing good looking gentleman in a top-hat would I be talking to?"
Jacob: *shrugs*
035: "hey, you know what you should do?"
Jacob: what?
035: "try me on, trust me. With me by your side, those templars in London won't stand a chance."
Jacob: uh... I don't know... your oozing a lot... wait how do you know about the templar-
035: "oh come on~ we'll make a great team, trust me. Don't you want to prove to your sister you have good ideas."
Jacob: I guess?
035: "Then this is your greast idea of putting me on."
Jacob: that wasn't- ... was it?
035: "ya don't you remember?"
Jacob: wait now I'm really confused...
035: "just put me on, Rook."
Jacob: . . . Evie!
Evie: *from a far, look around the building* What Jacob?
Jacob: Uhh- I found this... weird... creepy, porcelain, comedy mask!
Evie: Cool, maybe we can bring it with us for study.
Jacob: also it's uh... oozing black goo and I'm having a strong urge to put it on my face.
Desmond and Shaun who are near by over hear this and turn to look at each other for a moment before turning around to see the said porcelain mask that Jacob is currently holding.
Desmond: . . .
Shaun: . . .
Evie: oh Ha, Ha, very funny Jacob, but we don't, have time for your little hijinks today.
Jacob: *is inches away from putting the mask on his face* Evie I'm not joking around... it's whispering things to me!
Evie: enough Jacob.
Jacob: Evie! it's whispering complements at me!!!
Desmond and Shaun: no- *start rushing over to Jacob* no no no NO NO-
Jacob: *is about to put it on* EIVE!!!
Evie: *turns around* WHAT-!?
Shaun and Desmond: NOOO- *both Tackle Jacob down to the ground while the porcelain comedy (now the tragedy expression) is sent flying into the air*
Lol yes Desmond and Shaun both now about the SCPs XD
Welp yes... I'm not dead.
School has been hard and I've been try my best to survive this year, getting closer and closer fo the dinsh line. Especially what's all been around the world... 🇺🇦
Thought I'd post something to lift some spirits up, and what better why then for our good old friend Jacob Frye to find a very suspicious porcelain comedy mask 🎭.
SCP 035 wiki here -> 🎭
Hope you guys liked this little SCP Assassin's Creed head Crossover headcannon! Stay safe and stay strong 💪 😎
SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!
[Click to see the image better cause Tumblr be like that]
Ok... so it all started... when I was roming the internet thinking about assassin's creed and saw a drawing of Kirby in a little red beret like Leonardo's, while holding a paint brush... and that's when I decided to draw this adorable little drawing 🤩!
I'm super proud of it too! I've never been so dedicated to a drawing like this! Leonardo has a bit of paint from Kirby's brush on his face and lol Ezio and Meta Knight in the background 😆.
I wish I could have done a more colorful background but I wasn't sure what color to make it 😔 if you have any suggestions for background color, I'd love to here them!
Leonardo: Magnifico! How exciting! What a fascinating and adorable little creature!
Kirby: Poyo! Poyo!
Ezio: ...
Meta Knight: ...
Ezio: ... I would die for them.
Meta Knight: agreed.
Hello and Welcome to my blog!
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My user name is Moonlight! And I welcome you all to my little Tumblr studio!
I'm an artist/writer and a huge gamer nerd! As well as an Anime and cartoon nerd as well!
My favorite color is cyan 😁
Current interest are:
EPIC the musical
Hazbin Hotel
Goblin Slayer
Good Omens
Murder Drones
SCP
Assassin's Creed
Star Wars
Dungeons and Dragons
Anime
Minecraft
Marvel
Sonic the hedgehog
Portal
Pokemon
Favorite characters:
Altair Ibn-LaʼAhad (Assassin's Creed)
Polites (Epic the Musical)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Goblin Slayer (Goblin Slayer)
Odyssey (Epic the Musical)
Din Dinjar (Star Wars: The Mandalorian)
Scp 049 (SCP Foundation)
Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)
Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Crowley (Good Omens)
N (Murder Drones)
Uzi (Murder Drones)
Leonardo Da Vinci (Assassin's Creed)
Boba Fett (Star Wars)
Obi-wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
Dr. Jack Bright (SCP Foundation)
Jacob Frye (Assassin's Creed)
Sonic (Sonic the hedgehog)
I've made AU headcanon shorts called Assassin's Creed Lost in Modern Ages
(Click to read the AU backstory)
I have ask on so if you want to ask me or just chat with me completely chill with that 👌 just keep it age appropriate 👍
Ask rules and background here 🌙
Hope you guys enjoy, and welcome to the studio!
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Assassin's creed Lost in modern ages
Jealousy Pt .2
It was the next day, Desmond and Altair were sitting on the couch next to each other. Altair was reading a novel while Desmond was reading a superhero-based comic. Rebecca and Shaun were sitting at the dining room table watching them a far while Connor, Jacob, Ezio, and Leonardo were talking with one another close by, all while Ezio continues staring at Altair and Desmond.
Rebecca: Aw, Shaun look at those two, it's like watching two twin brothers bonding with each other.
Shaun: you say brothers, I say experimental clones gone wrong.
Rebecca: oh stop it, Shaun they're just reading.
Shaun: exactly, so if you're making a big deal out of this then so will I. I mean just look at them.
A shot of Altair and Desmond just... reading their things.
Shaun: their facial expressions right now look almost bloody identical... some of their expressions.
Rebecca: I still think it's cute, it's not often we get to see Altair actually "bond" with any of the others.
Shaun: ya we'll I still say a cloning experiment gone wrong.
Leonardo: -so then turns out you can't use metal thin cables as a substitute for rubber covered wires, though luckily the man didn't hurt himself too badly, I was almost given a fright when he got shocked, he seemed ok afterward, but I think I learned something new after- ... Ezio?
Ezio: *staring at Altair and Desmond* . . .
Leonardo: Ezio?
Ezio: . . .
Leonardo: ...? *taps on Ezio's shoulder* Ezio are you even listening to me?
Ezio: *snaps out of it* hm? Oh, sorry Leonardo, you were saying about the wires?
Leonardo: Ezio you have been acting very strange since yesterday, is something wrong?
Ezio: I'm fine Leonardo, just have a lot on my mind right now.
Connor: are you sure? Cause you were staring at Altair and Desmond for an odd and uncomfortably long time yesterday and you're continuing to do so today. You might as well just tell us what's going on cause this is getting ridiculous.
Jacob: Heh! maybe he's jealous that those two hang out a lot.
Ezio: I am not!!!
Jacob: ... I was just joking, calm down.
Connor: ... Ezio, your getting kind of defensive about this.
Ezio: I'm not getting defensive, I'm simply pointing out the fact that I'm not jealous of Altair spending more time with Desmond than Desmond does with me.
Connor: ...
Leonardo: ...
Jacob: ... *snickers* oh my god you are jealous of Altair aren't you!
Ezio: what!? Me!? Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Jealous!? Nonsense!
Leonardo: well what you just said was oddly specific for someone who claims they're not jealous of someone else.
Connor: and you're not doing that good of a job hiding that fact.
Ezio: ... so... what if I am.
Leonardo: Ezio there is no need to be jealous, you're a family as a whole. There is no need to feel this way.
Jacob: Ya, I mean so what if they look the same, act the same, share the same favorite activities, and-
Connor: *puts a hand over Jacob's mouth* exactly, Leonardo. Besides Desmond cares for each and every one of us equally. Trust me, you're only setting yourself up for something that's going to end badly for you and Desmond.
Jacob: ... *licks Connors hand*
Connor: *flinches away in disgust* Ew gross Jacob!
Jacob: >=P
Ezio: *sighs* maybe you guys are right... maybe I'm just letting this get to me.
Leonardo: bene, glad we put a stop to this, before things got any worse.
Suddenly Desmond's phone starts to go off, as he puts his comic book down and pulls out his smartphone. He has a small surprised look on his face when he saw the contact on his phone.
Connor: ...
Leonardo: ...
Jacob: ...
Desmond: ... hey I'll be right back, I gotta take this. *gets up*
Altair: *nods at him*
Desmond: *heads outside to the front*
Connor: ... *sighs with nervous laughter* for a second I thought something bad was gonna happen to set this whole thing into chaos...
Leonardo: *nervous laughter* Si.
Jacob: ya that was a close one... so who do you think called Desmond?
Ezio: *shrugs*
Ezio, Connor, and Jacob walked over to one of the front windows and peeked through the curtains as they watched Desmond answer the phone and put it up to his ear as he seems like he's saying hello, and then letting who was on the other line speak. Desmond then speaks, unsure of what he is saying from the window. A few seconds into the conversation he seemed confused at first, then changed to an excited and happy expression. It didn't last long however as his facial expression began to slowly morph from joy to disappointed, pacing back and forth, as he starts talking again.
Jacob: ... who do you think he's talking to?
Connor: I don't know...
Ezio: whoever they are... whatever they're telling Desmond is making him a bit... upset.
Leonardo: are they? By how much?
Desmond seems to look stressed as the Isu lines on his right charcoal black arm and eyes begin to glow a bright gold as he shouted an audible-
Desmond: WHY!? Why can't you ever just-! *takes in a deep breath in and out*
Desmond calms himself down till his arm stopped glowing, his right eye however still held a dim glow, as he continues the call, his voice goes back to quiet.
Connor: ... really upset...
Leonardo: oh my...
Ezio: ...
Jacob: ... wow...
As Desmond slows down his pacing he finally comes to a stop and he hangs up the phone. The three quickly sprung away from the window back where they were standing and glanced away when the door opened to let a very upset Desmond inside.
Rebecca: ... you ok Desmond?
Desmond: . . .
Shaun: um... earth to Desmond?
Altair: *glances over Desmond, with his golden eye visibly showing from his hood*
Desmond: ... *takes in a deep breath then exhales* ya... *his eye stops glowing completely* I'm fine. . . hey uh... Altair?
Altair: *turns over fully to Desmond* yes?
Desmond: uh... do you want to go see a movie later? Cause I got an extra ticket to go see one and uh... he-
Altair: he bailed on you last minute... again?
Desmond: ... *nods yes*
Altair: *sighs* Alright, I'll get my things ready, just tell me when we're able to go and I'll be ready.
Desmond: cool, movie starts at one. Sorry if it's a bit of a short notice.
Ezio: . . .
Altair: *marks his book and closes it* It's fine Desmond. We'll meet back in the living in an hour and a half. Will you ok driving?
Desmond: I think I'll be ok.
Altair: *nods then heads up stairs*
Shaun: ... wwwhat was that all about?
Desmond: nothing important. *goes into the kitchen to get his keys for his motorcycle*
Rebecca: you sure? That yelling outside didn't sound like "nothing important". Sounded super important, at least to you anyway.
Desmond: It's all sorted out now becs. *grabs his keys* don't worry about it. *starts walking towards the door* Anyways, I'm heading to the gas station to get movie snacks, cause the prices for theater snacks are, sh*****t. Later *heads out the door*
Connor: ... that was... something?
Leonardo: well Desmond hasn't been feeling all that well as of late.
Jacob: you've talked to him lately?
Leonardo: mhm, I have, I always ask everyone how they are doing.
Connor: so what's been with him?
Leonardo: things haven't been going so well for him for these past three months for him. He keeps saying he'll be fine soon enough... but I don't think much has changed, if not slightly worsen.
Jacob: how come?
Leonardo: I'm not sure. He refuses to tell me the key reasoning behind it. All I know is that he's been feeling down for the past months, for his personal life, and that's all he told me.
Connor: *sighs* Desmond probably has a lot on his plate, that phone call was probably something important.
Jacob: Maybe he just needs a bit of cheering up! Right Ezio- ...
Ezio: O_O . . .
Jacob: oh bloody hell.
Leonardo: Ezio... we just went over this.
Ezio: . . .
Connor: Ezio, what's-
Ezio: HE INVITED HIM TO A MOVIE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!! AND OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, HE PICKED ALTAIR TO SEE IT!?!? WHY!?!?
Connor: Ezio calm down!
Leonardo: easy amigo!
Jacob: it's not that big of a deal!
Ezio: Not that big of a deal!?!? It's a huge deal! A massive one at that!
Shaun: what are you all yelling about!?!?
Connor: Ezio's jealous of Altair because Desmond's been hanging out with him more often than him.
Jacob: ya Ezio's jelly, cause Desmond is around Altair more.
Leonardo: and- ...
Jacob: ... what?
Leonardo: jelly?
Jacob: ya that's what I said he's jelly, that Altair is spending more time with Desmond. Ezio's jelly. Jelly~.
Leonardo: ... never in my life have I ever heard anyone, use jelly, as an alternative word for jealous.
Jacob: I know right! I just heard it a while back, and I found it really hilarious, so I started using it myself and-
Rebecca: uh, guys.
Leonardo: hm?
Jacob: what?
Rebecca: Ezio's gone...
They all look to where Ezio once stood... he was gone.
Connor: ... *looks at the front door* and the front door is open...
Shaun: oh, bloody hell.
Rebecca: ... I think he was still wearing his assassin robes too...
Jacob: ...
Leonardo: ...
Shaun: ...
Connor: 😑 ... sh*t.
I hope you guys enjoyed this one 👌😎 of Jealousy part 2. Where do you think Ezio ran off to? What movie are Altair and Desmond gonna go see? Who was calling Desmond on the phone and why is he so upset about it? Tune in to find out next time on-
Assassin's creed lost in modern ages!
Jealousy Pt 3.
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Jacob Frye pt.2
The whole family was watching an action car movie (it's all about family). Everyone sat in the living room together, some on the couch and some on the floor, Jacob sat next to Evie by the armrest of the couch as the movie went on with out any issues, it was then that Jacob, thought of the most random thoughts ever.
Desmond: *eating popcorn*
Jacob: . . . Popcorn is just explosions frozen in time for you to eat.
Desmond: *stops eating his popcorn*
...
Everyone: ...
Evie: *hard sighs* brother... pls...
Altair: *clenched teeth* ... not... today... Frye...
Ezio: is this what I missed when I wasn't at the dinner table last week?
Shaun: lucky you, yes. Not so lucky now though...
Jacob: Did you know, dinosaurs were more closely related to birds... so... since our creed's mascot is an eagle-
Malik: don't you dare Jacob-
Jacob: and if we were all from the prehistoric times-
Desmond: Jacob-
Jacob: *smug grin* Doesn't that make us-
Evie: Jacob I swear to god don't-
Jacob: Dinosaurs Creed! *wheezes*
Edward: HAHA!!! *wheezes* yes! That is exactly what we are!
Altair: no! No, we are not!
Leonardo: ... again, he's technically not wrong.
Shaun: Leonardo, listen we love you, but pls... don't encourage this any further.
Jacob: oh no it's far too late for that Shaun!
Claudia: can't we just watch this movie in peace, please Jacob...
Maria: *rubbing her head in irritation* yes pls, Jacob I rather not get a headache this late in the day.
Jacob: ... Dinosaurs are just pokemon with weaker evolutions.
Achilles: pls! Frye, just zip your mouth for more than five minutes for once in your life!
Jacob: fine! ok! ok!
Edward: Aw, you all are no fun...
Desmond: thank you, Jacob.
5 minutes later. The family seems to go back to relaxing and watching the movie, they are at a car chase scene.
Jacob: ... *smug grin is back* ... if lightning McQueen was real, would he get car insurance... or life insurance?
Edward: *snickers* Haha!
Arno: Oh mon Dieu! Do you ever shut up!
Alexios: well I know what movie we're not watching next. Thanks a lot, Jacob you just ruined cars for me!
Evie: I knew it was only a matter of time.
Achilles: And didn't I tell you to be quiet!? What happened to that!?
Jacob: yes, you specifically said "can you be quiet for five minutes." And I was quiet for exactly five minutes.
Rebecca: well how about literally longer than five minutes?
Jacob: nope! And did you know that the youngest photo of you... is technically the oldest photo of you.
Kassandra: remind me again as to why we have family events? If they're only going to end in disaster...
Haytham:... Is this how all the events usually end up being?
Connor: a good chunk of the time yes...
Haytham: huh, well look at that... I actually feel sorry for you for once son.
Jacob: if flys have their wings removed... are they then called walkers?
Ezio: Mio Dio, Jacob... stop.
Leonardo: here we go again...
Jacob: if a fire truck catches fire, it becomes the very thing it was sworn to destroy.
Desmond: Jacob don't make us have Altair kick your @$$ again.
Jacob: if the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?
Altair: ... *grabs a pillow from the couch and proceeds to scream all of his rage into it*
Jacob: if you sweat in a sweater... does that make you the sweater?
Shaun: pls someone makes him stop!
Bakey: how do we make him stop!?
Jacob: Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, a mechanic hope you break down... but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
Evie: *takes the popcorn and gets up* well then I wish you all prosperity. *leaves to her room*
Desmond: hey! Wait that was mine!
Jacob: how come your lips don't touch, when you say the word touch, but touch when you say the word separate.
Alexios: oh like how you're tearing THIS FAMILY APART AGAIN!!!
Edward: *just laughing on the floor*
Jacob: There have likely been times in history where a leader was believed to have been poisoned but probably just had a severe food allergy.
Arno: I- ... that actually explains quite a lot now that I think about it.
Jacob: your future self is spying on you through memories.
Everyone: ... *looks over at Desmond* ...
Desmond: ... can we not, go over this again.
Jacob: you have to pretend to sleep, to fall asleep.
Aya: I'm going to throw him out of this house if he keeps this up.
Jacob: two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts do.
Maria: this nightmare will never end will it...
Jacob: Your Teeth are warm.
Altair: . . . that's it! *pause the movie* COME HERE FRYE!
Jacob: NOT TODAY! *Jumps over the couch and runs upstairs to his room*
Altair: *runs after him*
The chase is once again lead to the second floor of the house as the remaining group is left downstairs to hear the echoes of the chase from the living room.
Everyone: ...
Malik: ... well I guess that takes care of that.
Leonardo: and I'm guessing like before, we aren't going to help him correct?
Shaun: yep.
Rebecca: Oh absolutely.
Desmond: pretty much... damn it now I gotta go make more popcorn. *gets up to make more*
Edward: *coughing and wheezing* Haha... ha...
While Desmond went to go do that the sound of the chase echoed from upstairs as it sounds like Jacob almost made it this time... almost. Jacob's screaming can be heard from the upstairs and the sound of something breaking.
Jacob: *upstairs* EVIE HELP! SAVE ME!!!
Evie: *from her room* you made your bed, you sleep in it. *closes her room door*
Jacob: NO EVIE WAIT-
And then the sound of glass shattering is followed as Jacob can be seen falling from the second floor to the front of the house from the living room window as Jacob moans in pain outside.
Desmond: *comes back in with more popcorn* got more popcorn.
Altair: *comes down stairs and sits back on the couch* ... so remind me again on why we are watching a movie about cars again?
Desmond: cause it's all about Family Altair. *eats some popcorn* it's all about family. *puts shades on and continues the movie*
Welcome back to part 2 of
Random thoughts with
Jacob Frye
Hope you guys enjoy this one ✌ and go check out part 1 of Random thoughts with Jacob Frye. Click the eagle to check out the first one.
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Jacob: *sitting on the couch watching T.V with Edward and Desmond* ... the ocean is a soup.
Desmond: ... what?
Jacob: the ocean... is a soup.
Edward: how- ... oh my god he's right.
Desmond: ok are you two drunk again or something?
Jacob: think about it, what kind of stuff do you normally put in a soup?
Desmond: I mean, water obviously, some vegetables, meat for some like chicken noodles soup for example- . . . Oh my God the ocean is a soup-
Jacob: the ocean is a soup.
Desmond: Holy sh*t! the ocean is a soup!
Edward: see whose the drunk one now?
Desmond: . . . What tHE FUC-
Hello... is this a possible sneek peek for a sequel to another random thoughts with Jacob Frye? ...
Maybe 😏
Assassin's creed headcanon
Jealousy Pt. 1
In the assassin's creed household Altair, Ezio and Connor were sitting at the dining room table talking to one another, while close by in the living Jacob, Evie and Edward were watching T.V. Rebecca and Shaun both then walked into the house with groceries.
Rebecca: Hey, we're back from the store.
Ezio: saluti.
Altair: salam.
Connor: hey.
Evie: Welcome back.
Shaun: well the house isn't on fire so I'm assuming nothing of particular interest has happened yet.
Jacob: Oh! Shaun, Rebecca! Did you guys get anymore-
Rebecca: *puts the groceries down the kitchen counter* yes, it's in the grocery bag that I just put down.
Jacob: yes! *hops off the couch from the back and runs over to the kitchen and shuffles through the back*
Altair: what are you even looking for?
Jacob: *pulls out a bag of talkies* these babies!
Ezio: chips?
Edward: not just any chips lad. There spicey chips!
Jacob: Talkies!
Connor: talkies...
Shaun: you do know that the spice and flavoring is all artificial right? And those chips are more unhealthier to eat than a fast food meal, right?
Jacob: you know it's things like that, that get you uninvited to hang out with a large number of us right? *opens the bag of talkies and eats one*
Evie: Shaun makes a good point though Jacob.
Jacob: *shrugs and just continues to eat them*
Connor: can we try one, Jacob?
Jacob: Sure. *pulls out another bag and yeets it over to Connor*
Connor: *opens the bag and pulls one out* ... they look ok to me. *eats it*
Connor is caught a little off guard by how unnaturally hot it was but seemed to be fine with it.
Connor: Wow, that is a little hot.
Ezio: that's what she-
Altair: Don't. Don't even start with that Ezio. Not again for the 1,000 time this week alone.
Ezio: ... *shrugs* may I try one too?
Connor: go on ahead.
Ezio pulls out a talki and eats it was well, expecting it ahead of time, the spice however still got him a bit more than Connor.
Ezio: *coughs a bit* wow that is hot- *coughs* ... but tasty regardless.
Jacob: right! It hurts your mouth and stomach like hell, but it's addicting as such. *eats another one*
Ezio: Si. *looks over at Altair hands hand him the bag* you want to try one mentor?
Altair: ... *sighs* fine. *pulls out a chip and puts it in his mouth*
Altair had a bit of a similar reaction like Connor but seemed like he handled it a bit better.
Jacob: so what do you think?
Altair: hm... well, you're right about it being a bit addicting. Hm... definitely has a good spice kick for some artificially made. *pulls out a napkin*
Edward: Heh, looks like Altair is more fun then Shaun.
Rebecca: *wheezes*
Shaun: wow, what a compliment.
Edward: well it was more to Altair then to you, but ok.
Altair: *puts the napkin to his mouth and spits out the chip* However I will say that the chip isn't all that good. I don't like the chip part.
Jacob: what!? *rushes over to the dinning room table* I mean ya the powder is the best part, but the whole chip is what puts it all together! I mean... why spit out the chip with out the powder!?
Altair: *shrugs* I don't know, just taste off to me. *pulls out another talki, puts it in his mouth and spits in the napkin again*
Shaun: oh God he does it too.
Rebecca: *catches her breath* well I mean, it makes sence since their both related.
Connor: pardon?
Ezio: what do you mean?
Shaun and Rebecca both look at each other for a moment before looking back at the group.
Shaun: ... you ever seen Desmond eat a talki before in person?
Desmond: *comes down stairs* Hey guys- ah sweet you bought more talkies! *walks over to the table* Mind if I have one?
Altair: go ahead.
Desmond: Cool. *pulls out a talki and does the same thing Altair did* I like the powder, but I don't like the chip.
Jacob: WHY!?!?
Evie: *griminces a little*
Edward: Wow
Connor: ... I see what you mean now.
Ezio: ... what...
Desmond: what?
Shaun: you are disgusting.
Desmond: what!? That's just how I eat them, the chip is disgusting!
Altair: see he gets it. *pulls out another talki and does the same as before*
Desmond: ya, you see, Altair does it too, so why can't I?
Jacob: You both are RUINING TALKIS FOR ME!!!
Altair: *dead pan face* ... *slowly pulls out a talki puts it in his mouth then shortly spitting it out in a napkin* ... I don't care.
Jacob: >=(
Rebecca: Shau, Jacob just let them have their bond, plus you know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... quite literally in this situation.
Shaun: true, besides, not like you can even tell the difference anyway.
Altair: ... what?
Desmond: what are you saying? That we're identical?
Evie: well... I mean... don't get me, wrong Mentor, Desmond, buy Yes. You both have some rather different hobbies and opinions... but as the days and months go by, you both are starting to share rather similar habits and thought processes.
Altair: we are not that alike.
Connor: she's not wrong.
Desmond: maybe in looks but, nah man there's no way.
Edward: I don't know. I mean, at this rate Desmond you might end up being no fun like Altair. *laughs*
Jacob: *W H E E Z E S*
Desmond: *dead pan* do you both want free drinks at the bar every time you come into my work place?
Edward and Jacob: *sighs* yes...
Desmond: that's what I thought.
Altair: Heh.
Both Desmond and Altair do a fist bump.
Ezio: ...
Desmond: all we do is just hang out sometimes, nothing much.
Altair: *nods in agreement*
Both Desmond and Altair grab another Talki and put it in their mouths and then spitting it out in a napkin. With Altair put the napkin to his mouth while Desmond wasn't as discreet as Altair was about it.
Shaun: can you two not, pls. It's disgusting.
Altair and Desmond: shut up Shaun, you don't hear any of us complaining about your constant bathroom trips from the amount of tea you drink.
Everyone: O_o . . .
Desmond: . . .
Altair: . . .
Ezio: ...
Everyone in the room was silent as both Altair and Desmond looked at each other surprised.
Desmond: . . . that was werid.
Altair: agreed.
Rebecca: Huh? The Apple really doesn't fall that far from the tree...
Evie: I don't think it fell at all...
Jacob: SEE! You two are the same!
Altair: It was just a one-time random coincidence. It means nothing.
Desmond: ya that doesn't mean anything.
Rebecca: Mhm sure~ it doesn't mean anything. *snikers*
Jacob and Edward: *snickering and wheezing*
Altair: oh, Ha ha, very funny.
Desmond: ok, name one thing that me and Altair have in common besides our looks.
Shaun: easy, so easy I can make an entire shopping list and/or thesis about it, but I'll stick with three. One, you both do that *points to Altair*
Altair: *spits out the talki in a napkin* ...
Shaun: two, you both take Uno way too bloody serious.
Desmond: Shaun Uno makes everyone angry, that one doesn't count.
Shaun: ok, how about the fact you both are extremely sarcastic.
Rebecca: you both like rock music.
Shaun: and both have the ridiculous audacity of blasting it at full max volume when given the chance!
Jacob: and I keep getting blamed for it! Thanks for that by the way! Altair!
Altair: no regrets here.
Evie: you both also like to play that one racing game on the Xbox thingy.
Desmond: seriously how are you so good at it Altair.
Altair: real-world experience.
Shaun: so driving at top speed, jumping over bridges, and driving like a maniac mixed with Vin Diesel.
Altair: it's all about family Shaun.
Desmond: Hell ya.
Rebecca: also how the hell do you not get a single scratch on any vehicle while doing any of that?
Altair: *shrugs*
Shaun: ok well back on topic you both are still alike.
Desmond and Altair: Shut the f@#$ (allaena) up Shaun... Damn it!
Rebecca: ... *wheezes* HA HAAA!!!
Shaun: oh my god...
Evie: *chuckles*
Jacob and Edward: *dying on the floor laughing*
Connor: *chuckles* so you two still aren't convinced?
Ezio: . . .
Desmond and Altair: it's not funny! ... Sh*t (alqarf)!
Rebecca: Oh come on you two I think it's kind of cute, it just shows, that you two have a strong bonding together.
Ezio: . . .
Desmond and Altair: *annoyed low growl*
Jacob and Edward: ... *laughing more on the floor*
Shaun: *wheezing*
Rebecca: *giggling*
Connor: *chuckles* ... huh?
Ezio: ...
Connor: Ezio?
Ezio: ...
Connor: ... huh? Ezio?
Ezio: . . .
Connor: Hello? Ezio?
Ezio: . . .
Connor: ... *sighs* EZIO!
Ezio: Hm!? What!? ...
Connor: Uhm... you ok? You've been staring at Altair and Desmond for an uncomfortably long time... you ok?
Ezio: Si... I'm... I'm fine...
Connor: ...are you sure?
Ezio: *looks back at Desmond and Altair* ...
As the group chuckles and laughs they two soon begin to talk with one another, seeming to chuckle amongst themselves while everyone else around them were starting to settle down. The two seemed to enjoy each other's company.
Ezio: . . . Si. . . I'm fine. . .
OOOOOOOOOO-
Looks like Ezio's feeling a little left out.
Yes
It has been sometime cause Tumblr wasn't letting me finsh some of the stuff I had untill the update came in, so everything should be working now. Unfortunately school is back up again, hopefully I'll still have time to work on stuff sorry for the wait everyone. Hope you enjoyed this headcanon and stay safe 😎👋🌙
Part 2 now out
How Altair deals with ghost
Altair: *in the living room reading* ...
From the table in the dinning room counter there was a small tin can just sitting there till a sudden force pushed it off the table.
Altair: hm? ... *sighs* Jacob frye- *gets up and walks over* if this is another one of your stupid jokes I-
No one was there.
Altair: ... *pick up the can and puts it back on the table* ... ok? *is about to walk back*
The can falls over again.
Altair: *quickly turns back around* hm!? ... *picks up the can again* ... what the hell? ... *puts it in the center of the table* ... stay. Now then- *turns around again to walk back* What!?
Once he turned around there was a stack of all the dinning room chairs in a pyramid formation in the middle of the living room.
Altair: . . . What the allaena is this? ... ok! Listen to... who ever the allaena is messing with me! I would kindly like to see you in person now! ...
No response.
Altair: ... ok then... hm... *smug grin* well I guess I'll just turn around and- *turns around* just walk on over to the kitchen- *turns swiftly back around* AH HA!
There is now a spirit standing before Altair.
Altair: . . . Oh wait, your an actual ghost? ... I thought you were Jacob or one of the others, who was doing all this.
Ghost: ...
Altair: well since your here, do you mind cleaning up the chairs-
The chairs are back where they use to be.
Altair: oh... you already put them back.
Ghost: ...
Altair: ok but listen, you still need to leave, I don't know if you know this all ready, but it isn't the day of the dead or Halloween yet so, why don't you go back to the grave you crawled yourself out of just to irritate me.
Ghost: ... *uses telekinetic powers to pull the can off the table and onto the ground*
Altair: and would you stop doing that! That isn't even scary! What kind of ghost-
Ghost: *is now holding a knife*
Altair: ... ok where did you even get that from?
Ghost: ...
Altair: that still doesn't scare me I hope you know that.
Ghost: *is now standing a bit closer to Altair still holding the knife*
Altair: look why are you even here? This isn't a Halloween store and it certainly isn't October yet, so leave.
Ghost: ...
Altair: fine you wanna stay? then go use you ghost powers to clean the kitchen or something.
Ghost: ... *pulls out a chair from the dinning room and moves it next to Altair*
Altair: .... your terrible at being a ghost, I hope you know that.
Ghost: *is now holding Altair's sword*
Altair: OK THAT'S IT! HEY! YOU KNOW THAT CLOSEST DEMON!?
Ghost: ?
Aaltair: You know one by the name of... JERRY!?
Ghost: . . . *has dropped Altair's sword*
Altair: oh that got your attention I see! Ya well he's my b@#$ now! Ya that demon takes orders from me now!
Ghost: *has moved farther away from Altair and close to the door*
Altair: where do you think your going?
Ghost: . . . *slowly reaches for the door handle*
Altair: *grabs a chancla and looks like he's ready to throw it* I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!
Ghost: . . .💧
Altair: ...
Ghost: . . . *tries to open the front door*
Altair: *Throws the chancla at the ghost*
Ghost: *Gets hit in the head with the chancla and falls unconscious to the ground*
Altair: ... Hey ghost guess what! Your now my b@#$ too! Don't f@#$ with me!
Desmond: *just witnessed the entire thing from the stairs* ... I thought you were an atheist?
Altair: Desmond at this point I stopped giving a sh*t, now help me clean up this mess. *walks over to the Kitchen*
Desmond: ... *looks down at the ghost* ... you shouldn't have f@#$ with him man.
Ghost: ...
This is why you don't mess with Altair... even if your dead.