Guys I want the Star War to queerbait me again. I want them to gaslight me into believing that Luke Skywalker is gay so for a moment I feel joy. I want these bitches to queerbait my lesbian ass so hard into believing Disney would put gay people as a lead in their movies. Give me eye sex, give me making “oh go off to your little boyfriend.” Comments from villains, give me them somehow making obscure queer refrances in space, give me the god forsaken bonding moments and superhell. And only for them to be like actually nope- no homo. I want to feel like I was hate crimed by momentary hope.