Gaylor Swift - Blog Posts
her singing ivy (which btw is my #1 favorite taylor song ever) one day after pride month is so funny
The order of the colors on the butterfly in this Amazon Music commercial from Taylor in August 2019 is so… 🙈
Thanks to twitter for pointing it out.
I was in 5th grade, the girl that sat next to me was a huge Jonas Brothers fan and she showed me a picture of Joe at some award ceremony sitting next to a blond girl, told me she was his girlfriend and my reaction was "girlfriend? Nah, she looks gay"
as a kid (maybe 7 or smth) i was like: “if taylor’s having such bad luck with her boyfriends, why doesn’t she just date a woman?”
7 year old me knew what she was doing.
my inner gaylor came out a lot later though.
HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT THINK OF A JEWISH WEDDING???!?!?!!
The fact that this TikTok has almost 150k like and the comment section is begging for more is actually mind boggling. I’m happy that others are opening their eyes to it.
I love that Karlie’s walk perfectly matching the Gold Rush beat is making the rounds on Twitter. The proof is undeniable.
(and so cute! Taylor is such a romantic.)
https://twitter.com/weneedtocalmdwn/status/1665724864529833985?s=46
it’s giving speak now a fitting meaning isn’t it
Happy Pride Month! 🌈
Taylor Swift's Gayest MySpace Posts
I was literally shocked to hear that some Gaylors hadn't seen these! Here are Taylor's gayest high school MySpace posts, mostly targeted at her friend Kelsey (dammmnnn) Morris, and a cheerleader 2 grades ahead of her at Hendersonville High School, Lacey J. (and Lacey's boyfriend from BHS, Taylor J.).
September 3, 2005
“I am obsessed with you.
If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmnnn morris.
haha. end of story.”
September 6, 2005
“LACEY LACEY LACEY
I’m in love with you.
There’s just no other way around it.
hehe”
September 10, 2005
“Pretty girl.
I could walk twenty feet and knock on your door and ask you how you’ve been…
But I think I’ll just sit here and type it.
Tell me how you’ve been, child.
taylor”
September 11, 2005
I have the same name as your boyfriend.
Therefore I am better than everyone and you should like me more.
taylor”
September 18, 2005
“Kelsey’s awesome.
And got best smile.
And should have gotten best everything else.
Hahah
iloveyou”
October 12, 2005
“Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get to the one of shelby.
Her boobs look AMAZING.
hahahahahahaha”
November 6, 2005
“If you were a guy I’d probably date you.
Just a friendly reminder.
<3”
December 28, 2005
“WOW I LOVE YOUR PICTURES
(i haven’t been on here in a while and technology alone fascinates me)
Hey I love you and now I know exactly where your house is, and also that Grant plays guitar? Yes, he does.
Why?
Because he’s Grant Motherfucking Wood. That’s why.
We’re hanging out New Years and I’m driving the Hummer and it will be amazing.
-T-
PS: Hi, Kelsey’s mom!”
(SHE DROVE A HUMMER?? GIRLIE...)
December 29, 2005
“Lil’ Kels.
hahahahhaha
I looove love love your new pictures. You are pretty.
You’re right.. you better watch out.
Because I do what I want.
-T-”
January 8, 2006
“My name is Taylor, I am not clingy, I do not want a boyfriend.
I do not show signs of wanting a boyfriend.
I do not make hints leading on to the fact that I may want a boyfriend.
So how, tell me, on EARTH is it possible for someone to confuse this issue and IGNORE me because:
they don’t want a girlfriend.
(%(*..)%((IOJENTI..OWI$...)WO
-T-”
April 23, 2006
[3 sophomore year prom pictures with Kelsey Morris]
“(this is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)”
April 24, 2006
“Lyrics we live by:
And it hurts to want everything
and nothing at the same time
I want what’s your and i
want what’s mine
I want YOU, but I’m not
giving in this time.
haha
i love you
you’re really pretty.
-T-”
April 30, 2006
“Kelsey.
I love you and I’m sorry about all the “distance”.
Distance = stupid and unnecessary.
Dude. The truth is, i miss you. Starbucks tomorrow?”
Bonus:
“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abigails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHAHA. (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow. I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave."
Click here for all non-Gaylor MySpace posts from that era
Spot the difference
Hetlors this is your last chance to hop on the Gaylor train before it gets really embarrassing for you and you end up on the wrong side of Swiftstory :)
taylor swift was literally like “hits different is one of my favorite bridges i’ve ever written” & then made it only available to listen on the target cd & unmarked mp3 files
look i love a good tree paine joke as much as the next gaylor, but just to be clear: this is all on purpose. people are supposed to see the lesbian/bisexual/rainbow lighting on tour and think gay. swifties are supposed to be thrown into a whirlwind thanks to taylor and joe breaking up. tree isn't stressing--she and taylor are cackling over glasses of white wine while scrolling through the lgbetty tag on tiktok.
What’s going to be my next special interest after Taylor Swift comes out? Am I going to have an identity crisis? What will I do with all of my free time?
what a lesbian situationship does to a mf
Taylor Allison Swift — you are a liar and a deceiver and a witch. You intoxicate me. I love you.
Taylor using the word WILD vs. Diana using the word WIDLY today :)
every surprise song from speak now on the eras tour so far has been sung in a yellow closeted dress… 👀
It's the same thing with 'this city screams your name' and 'you're the west village'... like how could that be about Joe??????????? Hes literally English.???? Hes from LONDON?????????? What does he have to do with cornelia street in the slightest ???
hetlors: omg now taylor will never walk cornelia street again :(
WHAT DOES JOE „LONDON BOY” ALWYN WHO EVEN CHOSE LONDON OVER NYC IN AN INTERVIEW HAVE IN COMMON WITH CORNELIA STREET???
no one has ever seen him there 🤦♀️ but guess who was seen there. karlie kloss. cornelia street is about karlie kloss. end of discussion.
There is no way you can see these songs as straight and I cant completely explain it but it's just something I feel in my bones
hetlors making folklore and evermore songs about joe doesn’t sit right with my spirit… like these two albums are so gay whether you believe in gaylor or you just take them as imaginary folk tales YOU CAN’T DENY THAT THESE SONGS ARE GAY
I dont see how anyone can take this as her albums that she doesn't own being trapped as such when there are albums in these boxes that she owns. I'm especially drawn into the idea that these are her past selves in glass closets as when they first appear she is singing the dont blame me and lwymmd do mash up, she quite literally points to the audience singing 'dont blame me for what you made me do' as her past eras rise up in GLASS CLOSETS. Implying that she is forced into these closets by the people that love her most.
That’s a lot of glass closets
does anyone else get a massive Lover era vibe lately? it’s like we’re back in april 2019. it’s the „ME! Out now!” on lesbian visibility day kinda vibe
Taylor Swift releasing a book with Speak Now ?!
Speak Now was released 2010, which is the same year Chely Wright came out publicly. The ATW mv referenced a book release "13 years later"
She mentions July 9 in her Speak Now announcement
A small bookstore just posted this today claiming a book by an unknown author will be released on July 9th with a huge print run.
[source: reddit]
I can't help but think maybe this is The Point?
She can put out whatever story she wants and sell it however she wants, too. She can make the GP see/believe anything. What else have we seen and believed about her? What else is called into question if this is?
drunk taylor we ❤️ you
It’s bizarre how my feed is all Tortured Poets Department, and people actually being tortured in Palestine.
It’s hard to take Miss Swifts’ misery seriously this time. Your privilege is showing girlie.
It all seems so fucking crazy, but I do like to think that as Ms. Swift traipses about the world to fun events like football games with Mr. Travis Kelce, that in the meantime, they are giving greater concern and critical thought to the world about them…
This is so reminiscent of when me and my gay bestie got too drunk and tried making out 🫠
TAYLOR SWIFT & TRAVIS KELCE singing "Love Story" at the Chiefs Super Bowl afterparty (Feb 12, 2024)