Gen Alpha - Blog Posts
Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.
Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.
Okay I'm officially a fucking fossil now what the fuck is a "incredabox sprunky" and what does it mean when my 8 year old sister is stressed about it's lore-? What the fuck lore are you talking about help-???
kids out now!!!
frustrated with gen alpha and kids?
annoyed by the stupid sephora kids that ruin samples and act like spoiled brats?
love raw underground music?
then I guess "kids" is the right song for you
a hard take on today's music (especially pop and tiktok songs)
looks are more important today. they all sound the same. music doesn't mean anything anymore. yesterday: hit, tomorrow: forgotten. short shallow songs. same old shit spit out and shitted out by consuming too much milk. boring, always the same, sometimes even plagiarized. bring back the value, bring back mtv times, bring back the time when we waited in front of the radio for our favorite song from our favorite artist. bring back music and forget the trash like it was supposed to be, quote: the labels.
I'm not saying that everyone out there is making bad music but most people don't stand out or just copy.
This.
I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
My goodness, this is beautiful
I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
kinda vent ig???? Idk maybe?????????
so like this one time my friends went to Sephora and I didn’t go with them cause I couldn’t get a ride and they were also planning to steal there and that made me rlly uncomfortable anyways so like they stole a shit ton of stuff and apparently one of the kids (that I don’t like) steals from them a lot. Idkkkkkkk why I’m posting this mate I just wanted to yap ig
"Everyone says that kids these days are terrible. Why though? The truth is, kids are still the same. Parents are the ones who change."
- My accountant professor
why did I laugh so hard when reading this... i showed this to my friend and we were dyinggg for like ten minutes
this is why i don't go to public school