gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag
"girl" as in girl help & good afternoon girl im in the water & #girl
"boy" as in boy you want some hotdogs & its me boy im the ps5 & autism be damned my boy can work a grill
i couldn't think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle
she let me hit because i have the exact same correct interpretation of her favorite characters as her
More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:
Human reactions to fear!
No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.
Like singing.
Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.
Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.
In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.
“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”
two guys trapped ina time loop but one is pretending not to be and gaslighting the other guy soooo hard
gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag