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no offense but popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. E

The joy of song.

is she..... yknow *drops to all fours and starts running in circles so fast getting dirt everywhere*

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

yo mama so dandylion she blew away into a million bits and gone forever

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

what happened to bingus? you guys used to love bingus

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

Types of Blorbo Thoughts:

Projection - This blorbo is just like me and therefore every single trait I have is now their traits as well

Incoherent - This blorbo constantly fills my head but if you asked me to describe why I liked them so much i wouldn’t be able to tell you

Music - Every single song I listen to reminds me of this blorbo

Horror - I love this character so much I want to put them through Horrors beyond their comprehension

All of the above - Hell on earth.

Ship dynamics

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I rotate my blorbos on company time