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These guys are super simps.... :-}
Wedding Night Sex with Genshin Men
Pairing: Kaeya, Diluc, Itto, Childe, Pantalone, Dottore, Zhongli x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, bridal carry, mating press, gentle sex, mating bites, rough sex, torn clothes, wall sex, cunnilingus
A/N: It was between this and arranged marriage. Might do that one another time.
Kaeya, being the gentleman that he is, carries you in his arms through the door, lavishing your face and neck with lots of kisses. However once you're all alone he cannot hold back any longer. He'd had to walk all the way to the bedroom with a semi-boner, that really needs taking care of, and what better way then to bury it inside your pussy for the rest of the night?
Diluc makes sure that your wedding night, like all others, makes you feel special. He takes his sweet time taking off your wedding dress, kissing your body, making you sigh and moan and arch as he puts his mouth on you and gets to have the thing he's secretly been craving this whole time. Forget the damn cake, all he wanted for dessert was your cunt.
Itto could have been parting it up longer but why would he when he had something, no someone better to spend his time and energy on. His beautiful new bride, who he can't wait to mating press into sweet oblivion. Speaking of mating, tonight is the night he finally gets to bite you, make you his, with his fangs, kisses, hard cock thrusting in and out of that pretty, wet pussy, making you come all over his cock and balls right before he fills you up with his own cum.
Childe had a very hard time not teasing you all night before you got to your bedroom. You looked so damn beautiful he could hardly hold back, but he did, if only because he knew you'd give him the best time of his life once you were alone. He couldn't stop touching you, his hands, his mouth, his knee between your legs, his fingers digging into your dress to take it off in a hurry, his pants barely down his legs before he thrust his cock deep and started pounding away.
Pantalone is very patient with you. His cock is almost tearing through his pants but he can wait until you get undressed. He can wait for you to shyly crawl on top of him, straddle his face and part your pussy folds for his skilled tongue. The man could watch you come again and again just from his mouth alone, but alas you need more then that, he knows it, your pussy knows it. He would never deny you on your wedding night. You can still stay on top of him, besides he rather likes to watch your expression as you lose yourself from his cock.
Dottore can't wait for the bed, he's been holding back long enough, smiling through it all. The wall it is, your legs held up, spread just like your cunt, ready for what ever he's going to give you. He will absolutely make is so you can't walk the next day, or even talk from how sore your voice will be from moaning and repeating his name in pleasure.
Zhongli has been waiting to get his hands all over you since he saw you in your wedding dress. You do loo good in it, heavenly even, too bad it stands between him and you. At least until he tears it to tiny shreds with his fangs and claws, unable to hold back from clamming you as his. He's snarling, growling, his horns and tail on full display as he ruts into your pussyhole again and again, making you yell his name so loud it leaves no doubt to whose bride you are.
Random brain fart
Imagine a mean girls genshin au where Kaeya is Regine Goerge and Diluc is Janis Ian. Traveller is obviously Cady.
Rosaria could probably be Gretchen Wieners (but more badass), and Venti could be Karen Smith.
Albedo as Aaron Samuels and Childe as Shane Oman.
Jean as Damian Leigh (Gay queen slay)
Zhongli as mrs Norbury
human Durin and Elynas... also the anemo gem thing on Durin was gifted to him by dvalin ofc 😊
I love Barbara so much genuinely she's just so cute, I need more fics with her and venti (platonically) together
I don't think I'm gonna finish this so I'm posting it unfinished, take Venti surrounded by the bodies of their children and holding their dull visions
Lovers to enemies to friends to lovers again is such a peak Zhongven trope
Divorced for hundreds of years but got back together in the lantern rite event❤️🩹❤️🩹
The theory that Teyvat is enclosed in a false sky/prison is so devastating to venti specifically because it means that Nameless bard (and the rest of old Mondstadt’s people) never truly saw the sky, they left their old prison only to enter a larger one. They died for nothing in a sense
I think that makes good reason for Venti to turn against celestia
Just some wind spirit Venti doodles, ft bunch of wings
"Its been so long.." (tehe tehe I'm imagining this is them reuniting after venti woke up)
yes I was lazy with the colors sue me
here we go, Venti carrying Zhongli😈💋
They go on cute picnic dates and share desserts :3
Genshin Characters LGBTQIA+ Headcanons!
Part 1 ~ Anemo Characters
Jean
Okay, so hear me out:
Demisexual
Biromantic
She isn’t looking for love, but if someone gets close enough to her, feelings may develop. I also think she’s cisgender, she does seem quite comfortable with her masculinity tho
Kazuha
This man is not a straight man.
Panromantic
Asexual
Polyamorous
He seems like the kinda guy who could romance anyone, but not the kinda guy to go any further with something. He’s content with some simple kisses and charming dates, regardless of his partner(s) gender(s).
Sayu
Okay, I know she’s not a kid but I’d feel uncomfortable saying anything. Moving on.
Sucrose
I love Sucrose! Built as a main once. But that’s not the point.
Homosexual
She’s a lesbian. I originally thought of making her aroace, but then I thought, hmmmm, sorta? My thoughts are that she’s actually homoromantic and asexual, but intensely sex-positive. Remember, her field of study is the modification of life, so I think she’d like sex from a scientific perspective. Other than that, totally a lesbian.
Venti
I wonder if he’s really necessary? But he’s my kinnie so I must.
Gay
Gay
Nonbinary
That last one kinda slipped in there, whoops. So we know he’s gay, like, yeah. But I personally think he’s also nonbinary and uses He/They pronouns. We should remember that this guy was literally a wind spirit, and the only reason for his body’s appearance is because of his best friend. So he’s actually comfortable with all pronouns, but prefers he/they.
Xiao
Edgy McEdgeman
Panromantic
Asexual
He just wants love. Nothing too intimate, just pure and simple tender love and care.
Alrighty-o that’s Anemo folks done!
Some harbinger game night hcs cuz why not??
Pierro- I just know this man would be a god at basic games like chess and checkers
Dottore seems like the type of person who would have an amazing poker face or would eat uno cards
Capitano is just happy to be there at this point
Arcleccino would throw hands 1000% when something doesn’t go her way
Columbia prob needs her beauty sleep
Pulchinella is there to make sure they don’t kill one another
Sandrone secretly messes with games so she wins
Scaramouche will do whatever it takes for him to win 100%
Pant alone is good at monopoly (I don’t make the rules)
Signora is done with all the harbingers
Genshin boys on Halloween 🎃
I know Halloween was like 3 days ago but this was in my drafts and I forgot to post it 😭
Warnings: nothing! Crack and fluff(?)
Characters: Diluc, Childe, Itto, Xiao, Cyno, Dottore
Diluc
He is definitely not celebrating. End of story.
Prob forgot that it was Halloween ngl until Klee came and asked for candy 😭
No amount of mora could convince him to dress up
Man is boring 🙁
Childe
1000% going all out
He’s never experienced this as a child so he’s really excited!
Would dress up as a funny or hot costume. No in between
Like a banana costume or would wear his normal outfit and say he’s a fatui harbinger for Halloween 🧍♀️
And yet everyone would believe it
Also would definitely NOT take only 1 candy from the bowls
Itto
*sigh*
You best believe he’s celebrating
Another one of the “not only taking 1 at the bowls”
Would definitely want a funny costume like a ghost
His horns would poke through the sheet tho so he would be a devil ghost(?)
You can not tell me he doesn’t trade his candy with kids for better ones
“I’ll trade you butterfingers for that full size bar!” “Wha- that’s a terrible deal!” (Sorry i don’t like butterfingers 😭)
Xiao
Will not celebrate pt 2
Would disappear before anyone could ask him to celebrate
He would watch the children trick or treat tho and make sure they stay safe
If he catches a kid taking more than 1, he’d probably wear his mask and scare the child into putting the candy back
Poor kid ran crying to their mother 💀
Cyno
Now he’s interesting
He wouldn’t dress up, but he would get in the Halloween spirit
Would crack jokes
“What do you and a Jack o lantern have in common?” “W-what?” “You both don’t have any guts. Now get up and follow me.”
“You see, Jack o lanterns have their insides taken out and you are the definition of a coward so-” “I get it, I get it!”
You get the point
Dottore
The type to lace the candy
No he probably would
Just a little sprinkle of whatever this is on the candy wont hurt
Just imagine how pissed Tighnari would be when children would come to him with hives and fevers all over them 😭
At least Dottore knows his powder works!
Lesson: don’t take candy from fatui members 😢
Sorry again I couldn’t post this on Halloween 🙁 I was trick or treating (I’m never too old to trick or treat 😡)
There was hardly any children out, like when I was a child, I would be going to every single house and then trading my candy with my brothers
Anyway hope you enjoyed!
Kazuha as your bf!
Happy birthday Kazuha! I love this man too much 😭
You basically won
He’s sweet, caring, gentle, patient, and just amazing all around
If you work on the Crux with him, he’ll do your work for you so you can relax
If you don’t, then on his journeys he’d bring back whatever he can find including flowers, pretty rocks, etc
If someone were to threaten or harm you, they better start running cuz Kazuha is not gonna let it slide
He’ll make sure to comfort you on your bad days
Haikus about you 100%
If you’re traveling with him, he’d be over the moon cuz then he’d be with you 24/7
You can expect him to be constantly giving you affection such as holding hands, a peck on the cheek or forehead, lots of haikus written about you, gifts, etc
Loves to hold you while you guys sleep because it reassures him that you’re really there
You also get to listen to his tunes
They’re very relaxing to listen to and you often drift off to sleep
When you do drift off to sleep, he’ll gently put your head on his shoulder <3
They didn’t mess up his birthday art!! The October birthdays broke the curse for the b day arts 😍😍
Anyone else I should do bf headcannons for?
Hope you enjoyed! 💖
Cyno as your bf <3
He would be a very quiet lover
The definition of actions speak louder than words in this relationship
Whenever you guys go traveling, he always makes sure you’re not too tired, and if you are, then he offers to carry you
Don’t expect to be fighting with him around, he’ll defeat any enemies before you can even turn around
Would be super shy to initiate pda but when he does, it’s really subtle like linking a pinky with you when walking together
In closed doors however, he would be much more willing to show you physical attention
Lets you wear his headdress! Only you have the ability to do that
…his jokes
“Tighnari’s tail looks so soft” “FUR-real” “…cyno-”
His jokes are terrible but you always laugh at them cuz you love him <3
Cynos favorite moments with you is when it’s night and you guys are just making small talk while lying in bed together
The way your voice would get softer and softer as you slowly drift off the sleep makes cyno weak
I hope you enjoyed!
Thought about posting this on Hoyolabs but they'd eat me alive I think
My Razor headcanons !! slash redesign slash whatever.
Got into digital art and did this
Had an idea for a Forest Fairy Spirit Kaveh AU!!
In the AU, kaveh's parents were both scholars, but his mother was also from a declining race of a forest spirit that was said to be (in the au) descendants of the goddess of flowers. The spirits are capable of appearing both human and as spirits. In their human form, the only give away of their true nature is their unique eye color of deep red, and their glassy looking wings
Kaveh has never been ashamed of his other form but also not too up front with it either. He has found his comfort in being more human. He only changes his form a few times when his body needs to get energy from the flowers in his chest. The vines distribute the energy throughout his body. Alhaitham knew about this when they first became friends, as it was never a secret, but he had never seen it until a chance moment, and he was struck by how beautiful kaveh is during his spirit form.
From then on, Alhaitham was more aware of Kaveh's other features, not just his appearance. He paid more attention to his actions and characteristics, and how endearing they were to him. It didnt take long until kaveh noticed Alhaitham not paying as much attention to his books as he usually would. This led to him being worried for the other's wellbeing, as kaveh has always been attracted to alhaitham regardless of their many quarrels.
Cue the whole confessions talk from a misunderstanding that wasn't actually a misunderstanding. And thus they became a couple.
I feel like chilumi would genuinely fall asleep listening to asmr together. Do they cuddle and stuff? Occasionally yes. Do they argue about what kind of asmr to listen to for the night? Absolutely. They would genuinely just sleep next to eachother, holding hands, and sleep listening to very soothing asmr. I honestly love that for them.
MORE:
Mona was already aware that Wrio was a bit secretive since he never really met up with her whenever his "parents" were "concerned about his whereabouts". All she knew was that he didn't have the best relationship with them compared to before.
Wriothesley always had the urge to tell Mona the truth about his family. When he learned the truth, she was the first person he wanted to tell. But he couldn't help but feel scared, thinking about what kind of punishments he might face. It wasn't until he decided to free his siblings and was caught after roaming the streets that the truth was out in the open.
Mona was shocked, but saddened about what the man she fell for has gone through. She never did any divinations for him because she felt like it invaded his privacy. Wrio understood and was glad. They spoke for a long time before his trial, letting all their emotions and secrets out in the open. Mona was the one who told Wrio to confess to his crimes. She promised they would always keep in touch, just like before.
Wriothesley knew how hard it must be for Mona. She has seen all kinds of sadness from those who request to know their fates. From sickness, lost love, grief, and so much more. And yet, infront of him she was like a pillar. A pillar that resembled a comforting warm bath after a hard and cold day.
Mona watched the trial, saw how the handsome man pleaded guilty, how the hydro archon excused herself under the guise of boredom (but Mona could tell the archon was saddened by the disturbing nature of the trial). She saw how Wriothesley was given his sentence and led away at the ending of the trial.
Almost a month went by with no word from her beloved. She knew he could take care of himself but she was nervous. She would be leaving Fontaine soon and she doesn't know how he is. And then the first letter came. Wriothesley wrote all about how he found his vision during registration, the condition of the fortress and how he's quickly rising the ranks. He didn't specify how he was rising so quickly but Mona had an idea.
She could see how passionately he wrote about the changes he wants to make, and she wrote back her own inputs. He wrote about Sigewinne and how she had similar mannerisms to Mona in certain ways.
There's a saying from an old fontainian romance novel: distance makes the heart grow fonder.
There's a saying from an old mondstader romance novel: love that withstands distance and trials will be as strong as a windstorm.
Mona couldn't help but feel how true these saying are. Despite the circumstances, it felt as though the two were getting closer and happier. And when Wriothesley excitedly wrote to her about his new title as the Duke with pictures of his new office, she knew he was the one. The one who would make her feel like the only girl in the world worth all his love (and desire)
Mona still wrote her columns in the steambird and Wriothesley did his best to find them, even with his disconnection to the surface. Eventually he asked Mona to send them in her letters. She agreed, of course.
After the events of the prophecy, the two of them had an unexpected opportunity to reunite in person. It was certainly a sight to see Wriothesley greeting her with a gigantic flying ship during a mass flood. The two of them worked hard to save as many people as possible.
As things died down, the two of them looked at eachother. All that love, and yearning seemed to burst out of them. In the safety of a small room hidden away from others, they hugged and kissed and cried and loved. The two of them showed as much love as they could before exhaustion caught up to them. The warm embrace of hard muscles against soft skin was enough to pull them into slumber. Wriothesley woke up not long after, planting a chaste kiss onto Mona's face before reluctantly leaving to focus on his duties. But not without a few more kisses, pictures and a letter explaining his departure.
Mona stuck around to help with a bit of reconstruction and to reunite with her friends (traveler and paimon) to catch up on their journey. Eventually she had to leave back to Mondstad but made sure to send even more letters than before. She got a taste of paradise and was upset that it had to be so brief. Perhaps one day they'll be able to be together more often and in person.
Wriothesley along with Sigewinne worked hard to rebuild the fortress after the recent disaster. At times it felt like it was too much, and the desire to be back in the arms of his gorgeous darling would be almost unbearable. But then he would receive another letter, and feel so much joy. It became apparent to some prisoners that his grace was going through the feels (both good and bad feels).
To simply put: their love was similar to when Wriothesley was first convicted, but also stronger. Perhaps the sayings were more true than people realized. Apart from those closest to him such as Sigewinne, Chlorinde and soon the traveler and paimon too, no one else really knew of the relationship between him and Mona. His ears still hurt from Paimon and the traveler's shock and disbelief.
He looks at the old framed picture of him and his beloved from when they were but young teens beginning to understand love and romance. He has kept it with him for a long time, in the best condition possible and now it stays on the table next to his bed. He knows Mona has an identical picture kept in that little photo album she keeps in her shelves.
He sees what a shy but happy boy he was, shortly before knowing the truth of his parents. He sees the cheerful and optimistic Mona who had discovered her love for Astrology, ready to make the stars her own, before knowing how cruel fate can be. But it was also the shy boy mustering the courage to give a pretty young girl who was growing into a beautiful woman flowers from the bushes around town. It was also the cheerful girl who cut her own bangs and chose her clothes more carefully all to impress the boy who was quickly growing into a tall and handsome man.
When arriving back home after the arduous trip, Mona reopens the album she kept safe for so long and flips through them on her bed. She stares at the picture for a long time before putting a kiss on the page. She moves it to her cupboard and sleeps soundly, knowing that her lover will soon reply to her recent letter. He may be a busy man at times, but he is mostly free. The traveler can attest for this from their visit to the fortress.
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I FEEL LIKE I BLANKED AND WROTE ALL THIS BEFORE COMING BACK TO REALITY WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE. but for real though they are so cute and hot together
Is it just me or is Mona x Wriothesley a cute (and hot) ship?
Like I can just imagine Wriothesley enjoying the articles from the Steambird and Mona's columns being his favorite to read. And how they might have originally met whenever Mona was in Fontaine, maybe at some bookstore or cafe and they just clicked. Imagine if Wriothesley often buys books for Mona as gifts and she always takes such prestine care of them. Mona acting all cool and nonchalant about Wriothesley but the second he isnt around she started squealing about how cool her boyfriend is.
Is it just me or is Mona x Wriothesley a cute (and hot) ship?
Like I can just imagine Wriothesley enjoying the articles from the Steambird and Mona's columns being his favorite to read. And how they might have originally met whenever Mona was in Fontaine, maybe at some bookstore or cafe and they just clicked. Imagine if Wriothesley often buys books for Mona as gifts and she always takes such prestine care of them. Mona acting all cool and nonchalant about Wriothesley but the second he isnt around she started squealing about how cool her boyfriend is.
My theory is that in 3.8, it kinda confirms that Kaeya finally sees himself as a true Mondstader. He finally sees himself as one of them. At the same time it also has the 8-pointed star of Khaenri'ah. His outfit also looks kinda Khaenri'ahn inspired?? Maybe it's like he's embracing his roots but also moving past his burdens as well?? Maybe the hangout event will be a bit about that (his past and his current views on himself) it's also possible for some ragbros reconciliation. Idk maybe it's too far fetched but that's my take.
Had an idea for a Forest Fairy Spirit Kaveh AU!!
In the AU, kaveh's parents were both scholars, but his mother was also from a declining race of a forest spirit that was said to be (in the au) descendants of the goddess of flowers. The spirits are capable of appearing both human and as spirits. In their human form, the only give away of their true nature is their unique eye color of deep red, and their glassy looking wings
Kaveh has never been ashamed of his other form but also not too up front with it either. He has found his comfort in being more human. He only changes his form a few times when his body needs to get energy from the flowers in his chest. The vines distribute the energy throughout his body. Alhaitham knew about this when they first became friends, as it was never a secret, but he had never seen it until a chance moment, and he was struck by how beautiful kaveh is during his spirit form.
From then on, Alhaitham was more aware of Kaveh's other features, not just his appearance. He paid more attention to his actions and characteristics, and how endearing they were to him. It didnt take long until kaveh noticed Alhaitham not paying as much attention to his books as he usually would. This led to him being worried for the other's wellbeing, as kaveh has always been attracted to alhaitham regardless of their many quarrels.
Cue the whole confessions talk from a misunderstanding that wasn't actually a misunderstanding. And thus they became a couple.
Headcanon: The suitcase is his art kit. Has his materials, sketches, project notes, and of course a comb and mirror. Because he needs to be prepared to look his best not only on the job but also during unforeseen situations.
Also it would not surprise me that he bedazzled the art kit either. Mans has taste.
Had a random ship moment: Xinyan x Hu Tao
During lantern rite they dueted as "the blaze lilies" and then I thought abt how lilies are a symbolic form of lesbianism in some countries in eastern asia. (Idk which ones exactly)
Hu Tao being the goth gf with Xinyan being the Rockstar of her life. And they both are just this happy feels relationship. <3 and they just compliment eachother so well too. Not only in terms of color compactablilty but a lot of other things in general.
Xinyan is the kind of person to overlook what people think of her, having gotten used to their criticism of her and to face it all with a big smile. But she'll always take Hu Tao's advice or feedback with value. Ofc it's the same for the rest of her friends too cuz they're friends. But Hu Tao would definitely be one of the first people she'd ask.
Hu Tao would definitely be Xinyan's biggest cheerleader and proud of it like "that's my girl!!" And when they collaborate for a song or two here and there like during lantern rite, they'd have so much fun making inside jokes.
ahhhhhh too cute I'm dying. I'm officially dead. They're both so adorable!!
The first few character studies are posted on AO3 now! Still working on the others so might take a while
The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈
Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:
Still working on the other characters lol
Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.
I did more lol
The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈
Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:
Still working on the other characters lol
Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.
The urge to draw Dream in a xiao cosplay rn be like: 📈📈📈
Also unrelated to that, I had an idea in the form of THIS:
Still working on the other characters lol
Also please don't attack me for simply wanted to make crossover headcanons. I know there are people out there that either differ in opinions or simply don't like the idea of two different fandoms (especially the toxic sides) to merge. However, I'm simply doing this leisurely, if it upsets you, just move on or something.