Hey, big fan of your Lynette and Lyney fics! Since no one has asked yet, what are your piss headcanons for them? 😊
If it is fine, maybe for Shenhe too. Since you already have written your ideas for Ganyu and Xianyun
Thank you so much!! And sorry for the wait...
Medium bladder, good control
Used to hold it a lot, between being on stage, on missions, or just overall being the center of the attention
Not pee shy, but definitely shy about pee
Would try his hardest to hide any sign of desperation, which isn’t easy since he always has everyone’s attention on him most of the time. Would try to avoid anyone knowing he has to go or is desperate, and avoid accidents at all costs since his reputation is at stake.
If he really needs to go, would use a magic trick to ‘disappear’ so he can leave without anyone knowing his predicament. If he can’t, he would just give some excuse, along with a flirty line, without explaining.
Would only admit he actually needs to pee to Lynette, Freminet, or the traveler, or if he doesn’t have any other choice
If he’s really desperate, he would easily panic. He would not show it at all, but internally, he’s dying and his mind is in shambles.
Definitely flirting when desperate, both as an habit and as a way to distract people
When desperate, needs to keep his hands occupied, fiddles with his clothes, accessories or play with his cards
Can hold it with pure willpower for some time, and not show any desperation. Good at pretending he doesn’t need to pee like right now- but if no one is looking, definitely squirms A LOT and does adorable potty dances
Leaks a lot. Would pretend nothing’s wrong when he is literally slowly pissing his pants
Will try to hold it even if his pants are already wet
Lets out sighs or muffled moans when he finally pees as his body finally relaxes, whether it’s intentional or not
If he’s wetting himself, especially in public or in places where people are not supposed to pee, he would get too mortified to actually feel relief
If he ends up having an accident alone, would definitely be embarrassed. If he ends up having one in public, he would brush it off and laugh about it, maybe throw a flirty line or two, but he’s going to cry in the shower and hide under his bed.
Also, are we gonna talk about his outfit? Besides being extra cunty, there’s no way he didn’t have accidents before with what he’s actually wearing. Even if he does make it to a bathroom, by the time he removes everything it’s already too late.
I’d say her bladder would be bigger than average, but not that big either. Like Lyney, between their shows and missions, she is used to holding it a lot, so she has a good control.
Hates feeling full, so would actively try to find somewhere to empty her bladder rather than hold it. Lyney often covers up for her by drawing attention to him so she can escape to take a quick pee
Doesn’t really say out loud when she needs to go, but she doesn’t speak out a lot to begin with. She would just leave without justifying herself
She would avoid wetting herself at all costs. She doesn’t want to retch of piss, and doesn’t want to stay in pee-soaked clothes. She would rather pee anywhere but herself
Including odd places or containers, as long as she’s not gonna get arrested for it
Doesn’t really mind getting near naked to pee outside, as long as she gets to keep her clothes dry and she’s hidden from view enough. Wouldn’t get undressed when people can really see her though (like in plain view)
Doesn't squirm much, however sways her tail a lot when desperate. If she's not exposed, would also use her hand to hold, or even grind onto something.
Actually pretty vocal if she doesn’t focus on holding back the noises that come out. Would often let out annoyed meows, groans or little whines
Leaks a lot before having an uncontrollable accident, but she rarely has one. Would usually let go after the first few leaks if she’s certain she’s not getting a toilet soon
Would let out huge sighs of relief and little moans, and enjoy the relief even if she’s wetting herself
If she has an accident, she would be pretty embarrassed, but if she’s comforted with some pastries she’s forgetting about it soon enough. Wouldn’t get too worked up about the accident, but don’t tell her you remember
Same if she gets caught peeing somewhere outside of a toilet
She drinks a lot of tea, so she pees a lot, even if her bladder is big. Often annoyed by it, but would still get up to go to the bathroom
Sometimes she’s just too comfy napping and will just drift to sleep again, then wake up bursting
And same as Lyney for the outfit, she definitely had a few accidents because she couldn't get those leotard off in time
Big bladder, good control. Can hold huge amounts for a long time, so her bladder takes a while to empty.
Has no social clues, including about bathrooms. Xianyun had to tell her several times that no, one can't just take one's pants off and pee on the side of the street. She’s doing her best, though, and actually tries to understand the bathroom culture.
Would say bluntly when she needs to go. Xianyun tried to tell her to sound a bit more delicate, but when she did try, it just sounded worse, so she gave up.
If she cannot go, she would hold until her absolute limit, which is a lot.
Doesn't care about peeing outside, doesn't care that she basically has to get naked to do so, even if she's in plain view. That woman has no sense of shame.
Actually prefers going outside rather than in a bathroom. Has trouble figuring how those things work.
When desperate, she doesn't squirm or do anything, just clench her muscles and hold it. There is no way to guess that she is actually bursting until she just. Go there.
If she does wet herself, her reaction would be "ah" and then that's it. She would ask to leave to clean herself up, and just wouldn't care that she just had a full-on accident, even in the case where she's in public.
Doesn't leak. Once the steam starts it doesn't stop until everything's out.
When she lets go, she occasionally lets out long sighs if she’s held it for a long time. It’s as vocal as she can get.
Xianyun definitely has a few funny story times about her
You see the lactose intolerant people who still eat cheese despite knowing they’ll face the consequences later? That’s Wrio with tea. Medium to small bladder, so he needs to pee very frequently, but he’s still drinking and shows no intent on stopping.
Maybe he decides to drink a bit less after a really close call or an accident, then the next teatime comes. He kinda brews tea by muscle memory, so without thinking he’s already have a cup of tea in his hand. Wouldn’t let it go to waste…
While not overworked to the point he can’t take any break, man’s still busy, so he can’t just get up and pee whenever he wants (which is quite often)
Since he needs to go a lot, he just learned to ignore it for a while so he can focus on his work before going on break. The consequence is that afterward, he often doesn’t realise his need before he’s already pretty desperate
In he’s doing some paperwork on his office with the bathroom not far away, that’s fine, but on a meeting, dealing with some inmates or in the arena, it gets a bit more difficult
Actually rarely ever has accidents. He’s used to holding it and has quite good control. Also listens to his limits and just goes to the bathroom when he needs to, even if he has to excuse himself
Very casual about needing to use the bathroom. Would just say it, maybe with a comment about tea, and that’s all, no drama
Probably has his own bathroom in his office, but if he’s at the other side of the Fortress of Meropide, he would just use the Guardes’ restroom
If Sigewinne is here, she would push him to take a break right then and go pee, which he would refuse before he eventually caves in
Doesn’t mind peeing outside, but there are no outsides in the Fortress of Meropide anyways. Also wouldn’t pee in any streets, or anything illegal. That wouldn’t do if the Duke gets arrested for public urination.
But sometimes he’s really desperate and there isn’t any public bathroom close by and he’s very, very tempted to
Would drink tea even if he already needs to pee. Would believe he will be fine and a bit of tea wouldn’t change much. A bit often turns into several cups and it doesn’t help at all
When desperate, more of a foot tapper than a squirmer. Probably already taps his foot when he’s doing paperwork, but it gets worse when he’s desperate
The more desperate he is, the less he can stay still. Not really potty dancing, but tapping his foot, shifting on his seat, pacing
Very vocal. Would breathe heavily, groan under his breath. Would also probably occasionally comment on how much he needs to go, usually only talking to himself
Probably get a few spurts out before having a full accident, so even if he makes it to the toilet, he’s not exactly dry most of the time
Would let out sexy groans as he finally lets go
Often has to put his hand on the wall to support himself when he gets to release after holding it for a long time
If he does wet himself, he wouldn’t get too worked up. He’s only human, after all, it happens to everyone. I doubt a little accident would tarnish his reputation anyway
If someone talks about one of his past accidents, he would just admit it and casually talk about it. Wouldn’t be ashamed about wetting himself
But he’s definitely getting scolded by Sigewinne