⟶ suguru and his pregnant!wife
⟶ masterlist can be found here. my first request!! im not planning on having kids so apologies if it's inaccurate T_T
cw:: fem!reader, fluffy crack, i've never written for suguru before .. just a short drabble, not proofread, menace!reader
For all the horror stories you'd heard about pregnancy, you felt yours was going pretty smoothly.
Your skin was glowy, your hips had rounded nicely, and your cravings had been mostly mundane.
Until now, that is.
you: babe we are out of hot sauce [11:03AM]
suguru 💓: Already? I swear it hasn't even been a week [11:05AM]
you: come on [11:05AM]
you: ik ur not busy 😐 [11:05AM]
you: just swing by and drop some home [11:06AM]
suguru 💓: What for?? [11:07AM]
you: ice cream with hot sauce :3 [11:07AM]
suguru 💓 is typing…
You stare at the screen, chewing your lip and drumming your fingers along your pregnant belly.
suguru 💓: No. [11:09AM]
you: WHAT [11:09AM]
You throw your phone down on the couch with a groan, dragging your hands down your face.
“Do you hear that?” you murmur, addressing the human inside you. “Your father hates us both.”
Your baby kicks your bladder in response.
You spend the rest of the morning moping around the house. Your husband doesn't love you, your unborn child has violent tendencies already, etcetera. And when Suguru pushes open the front door, he finds you sprawled over the living floor, tears brimming in your eyes. He has to bite back a snigger.
“Hey, beautiful,” he smiles, crouching next to you. “What are we doing down here, huh?”
You sniffle, blinking up at him with a pout. “You got hot sauce?”
Chuckling, he pulls a bottle of Tabasco from his pocket and taps it against your nose. “Is this okay?” He grins as your face lights up.
“Yes!” You sit up, planting a firm kiss on his lips, before standing and taking the bottle from him. You waddle into the kitchen, your husband following behind.
Humming a cheerful tune, you retrieve your gallon tub of ice cream from the freezer. Suguru had bought it only four days ago and it's already half empty. Oops.
Two scoops of ice cream, and a healthy drizzling of Sriracha.
“You want some?” you ask, batting your eyelashes up at your husband.
“Not at all,” he smiles, rubbing your shoulder. You shrug, and start eating. Your face lights up, and you sigh in satisfaction.
“Good?” he asks, taking the spoon from you and hand-feeding you the concoction himself. “Sounds like you're having an orgasm.”
“Sho good,” you say around the spoon. “Thanks for the hot sauce.”
He hums, his lip curling as he sees the ice cream melting into the hot sauce. Disgusting, he thinks. Despite himself, he can't help but lean forward and press his lips to yours, trying his best not to taste the concoction on your tongue.
You shove your tongue against his anyway, licking into his mouth and cackling as he pulls away in disgust.
“I love you, baby,” you grin, taking back the spoon.
Suguru mimes retching, before pressing a kiss to your forehead. “I love you, too.”
tags:: @candy-s72
⟶ suguru x ex!reader (college au) part:: 1/?
⟶ masterlist can be found here
cw:: reader is curt, fem!reader, i PROMISE reader warms up to him, i don't know a midsummer nights dream lol, not much action just to get the ball rolling ;P