if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell
I agree with this approach! Let's make it canon FOREVER 🥰🤩
felicia’s bad luck but its ridiculously cartoony and peter is fed up about it. he’s slipped on six banana peels this week, three separate pianos have been dropped on him, and he totally busted his ass when he sat on his bike and it fell apart like it was made of legos
y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too
nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au
We used to make posts about loki on here
The 'Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man?' debate but it's Rosalie and Emmett arguing about it for hours because those 2 things are respectively what killed them
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Lana Del Rey photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Italia, 2012
“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually
writing isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place
That one JK Rowling as Rita Skeeter in our world theory:
An infamous serial killer retires from killing and writes award winning crime novels that tell the story of his own murders, and he leaves a subtle confession within his books.
dont delete that flop post yet king. you have to wait for your Freaky Mutual to wake up on the other side of the world
put max and franco in one room and they will end up yapping for hours
He's here to obliterate destroy your chances of being a world champion 🥇
HE'S THE ALBATROSS & HE IS HERE TO DESTROY YOU!
the albatross — taylor swift
close up on the eyes bc i think they r cool
"DO NOT DISTURB" daughter 😴
"i'm retired, having a good time is my job" son or "do not disturb" daughter ?
WORSE: all the other airforce pilots would be doomed to face at least once mr. mechanic -of-the-squad-leader messing up with their planes by accident for making heart-eyes to their oblivious/in negation leader - and also unwillingly get a front row seat to the sappiest romcom in the existence 😁
Uhm. Airforce pilot Charles and mechanic Max au when?!
so beetlejuice, beetlejuice and beetlejuice walk into a bar
me reading my first fanfic at the tender age of 12
me: patriotism is dumb
also me, when a Brazilian wins something: DOS FILHOS DESSE SOLO ÉS MÃE GENTIL, PÁTRIA AMADA, BRASIL 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷
ohhh october be kind. on god be kind
Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
Dear God, please return his happiness of being on the top step of the podium 🙏🙏🙏
the albatross | taylor swift
I`m honestly praying for some Karmic justice to bite James in the ass and throw him face first straight into the dirt!
If I was Logan I would tweet “fuck williams” and then turn off my phone