(In no particular order)
Configure a piece of literature that would inflict permanent psychological damage onto an adult man with a main character complex
Learn how to make Aqua Tofana and pick up where Giulia left off
Annotate the bible (But exclusively the parts which are explicitly homosexual) (*COUGH HACK* Matthew 26:48--54 *COUGH COUGH*)
Tie a bow and superglue it onto my epidermis
Evade the laws of physics
Create a new one