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klaine (and sam) as texts and post inspired by me and my friends (that are only funny to us)

(+ a blatina one cuz why not)

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Glee fanart? In THIS day and age?

Yay

Glee - Take Me To Church & Chandelier

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GLEE - Valerie (Full Performance) HD

I dedicate this song to my friend Billie Lucky...I hear it in my head whenever we chat....the music is fun but the lyrics have bite...just like my Lucky!

NICK KROLL IS IN WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS!!!!

IM SO EXCITED TO START WATCHING IT!!!

My current list before I can watch it:

Finish glee (1 season left)

Finish big mouth watch through (5.5 seasons left)

Then I can watch it!!!

If you have any other suggestions for shows lmk bc I’m running out of new shows to watch

we all think dennis is the one to make mac realize he was gay but I think it was cuz mac watched glee in 2009 and something clicked

if Hamilton had come out during the Glee Era, this is what the episode basically would be

- Opening scene: ND in the classroom talking among themselves. Schue walks in wearing full period costume. Everyone is confused and a little ashamed. Schue tells them he’s discovered they’re all failing history, and one of them tells him history is just SO BORING. 

 - cut to a scene of somehow all the kids in the same class in various stages of unconsciousness while a Professor Binns type teacher drones on about the war of 1812. 

- Schue assures them history is TOTALLY COOL, informs them about Hamilton, tries to white rap his way through either Guns and Ships or Yorktown. Santana makes that “why am I surrounded by white fools” face that she always makes. Hamilton is the assignment this week, even though COMPETITION looms in the future, but when have they ever actually practiced before the week of? 

- Blaine has been super friendly with some guy from Dalton or from Hairgellers Anonymous or something, is constantly liking his posts on FB. Kurt sings “Burn” over a montage of Blaine ignoring him in ridiculous situations that no one would ever be on their phone during. 

- Rachel has decided this week is one of the weeks where she’s aggressive about becoming a star, sings Satisfied. 

- Tensions are getting high, so Artie flawlessly white boy raps through “What’d I Miss” while Mike dances, to lighten the mood. 

- The kids are learning about Hamilton, but Schue is worried they’re not REALLY learning the point he’s trying to get at. 

- Probably the Unholy Trinity sings “Schuyler Sisters” 

- Schue walks back in on the kids excitedly talking about the show and/or history in general. Smiles that smile he smiles when he thinks he’s a good teacher. “See you guys? History is now. You’re the founding fathers. You’re the underdogs. Your time is coming, you just have to wait for it.” 

- New Directions: YEAH! 

- The group sings “Wait for It” in the auditorium either in full costume, or wearing just vaguely matching outfits. Finn takes lead, but Mercedes comes in on the middle solo. 

- They all smile at each other at the end, while Schue makes that face again. 

- Sue is in the background glowering that ND has managed to not fall apart yet again.

Born to be in glee club forced to be in med school

love or hate finn but his character have one of the most casual hilarious lines

GLEE (2009-2015)

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The Ultimate Glee Ship Tournament: FINALS!!!

This poll will last a week - and I'll reblog with the winner at the end of it. Just a reminder that this is all in fun - these are both great ships who deserve to be here. Play nice!

hey y'all i did a glee ships poll, if you guys wanna voteee

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battle of the best glee ships

battle of the best glee ships

reasons why i don't ship quinn fabray and noah puckerman

1. he sexually assaulted/r*ped her.

obviously these are all in season one, but i know that quinn was cheating on finn with puck, and that was bad (yes), but he got quinn drunk on wine coolers. not only that, quinn literally told him no and he still did it. not only that, when quinn asked him about protection, he lied to her and said yes.

2. quinn is a lesbian.

lmao ik a lot of ppl will disagree on this one because it's a headcanon, but she just didn't have ANY chemistry with any of the guys, let alone puck.

3. “i think i love you puck”

keyword: think. she thinks she loves him, she doesn't truly love him.

4. puck literally slept with the woman who took quinn's baby

first of all, shelby fucking corcoran is a creep. sleeping with a student?? idk how she wasn't fired. second, he was saying all that shit to quinn... the call is coming from inside the house sir.

that's all i can think of tbh, even though there's no need for reasons 2-4 because i'm not a weirdo who ships someone with their r*pist.

reasons why santana lopez IS a lesbian

(written by a lesbian aka me)

i'm gonna start off by saying, the line “i'm attracted to girls, i'm attracted to guys” was a blatant lie. here's why:

after shagging finn in season one episode fifteen (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was ask for a burger??? like girl why was that your first thought 😭😭

also, she can be seen briefly breaking up with puck in one of the episodes (i'm not sure when) solely because he got low credit scores like wow... no sweetie, it's not “what i need AS woman”, it's “what i need IS a woman”-

she keeps telling the club that finn's kissing was not worth a buck, or that he was bad at sex. i dunno, have you considered... maybe you're not into guys??

or the fact that when she was dating sam, she wrote a whole song dissing at how big his lips were 😭

then comes blame it on the alcohol. she drunk-cried and called quinn “prettier than her”.... or when she basically made out with sam to get back at brittany for dating artie (it's pretty obvious tbh)

her basically saying that puck without the missing mohawk didn't turn her on is as good as just saying “i'm not into you, i never was”

speaking of which, when puck got to juvie (keep in mind they were sort of?? dating at that time) the first thing we see her doing is... making out with brittany, and she didn't care about that man at all. like girl, at least PRETEND to care 😭

also, look at the way she and brittany interacted in season one, she was never that loving with puck or sam (unless she was trying to make someone else jealous)

then there's her explaining how she ALWAYS cheated on the guys she dated (and never felt bad), and when it came to brittany, or dani, for that matter, she would either feel bad about cheating on them, or wouldn't cheat on them at all

my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part three; the second generation (in seasons 4-5)

part 1 & 2 here!

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part one; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

1. rachel berry - bisexual - she basically admires quinn - calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time - lea michele herself ships both faber

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part two; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

part one can be found here: 1. rachel berry - bisexual - she basically admires quinn - calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time - lea mic

18. marley rose - asexual lesbian

- had more chemistry with unique than jake or ryder (or any guy for that matter) # to ME

- she and unique are girlfriends (alex confirmed it)

- didn't want to have sex when dating jake (i get some people aren't ready, but idk she just gives off ace vibes idk how to explain)

19. unique adams - trans mtf (canon) & sapphic

- dating marley (like i said, alex confirmed it)

- we never really got to see her love life that much so...

- BUT i know she likes girls

20. jake puckerman - bisexual

- i ship jake and ryder more than i ship them w/ marley lmao

- idk it just makes sense that he's bi

- (also he's jake lopez - santana's brother # to me)

21. ryder lynn - gay

- i have no explanation for this whatsoever 😭

22. kitty wilde - sapphic

- tbf, i didn't know if i should make her bi or les (because if anything, she's definitely not straight)

- i found her cute with artie so because of wildeabrams, my headcanon for her changes a lot, so i ended up sticking with sapphic 😭

- have you SEEN the heart eyes she gave quinn??? like she had such a huge crush on that girl omfg

part 4 (final part) tmr! 🫶

my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part two; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

part one can be found here:

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part one; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

1. rachel berry - bisexual - she basically admires quinn - calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time - lea michele herself ships both faber

9. mercedes jones - pansexual

- she wore a heart necklace with the colours of the pan flag in 3x13 (heart)

- stared at santana's boobs while singing “the boy is mine”

- had hot girls wearing bikinis in her musical fantasies (as seen in “bust your windows”)???

- “finn, you look handsome, quinn you look hot” 2x20 (prom queen)

10. brittany pierce - bisexual (canon) & genderfluid

- i don't really have an explanation lmao 😭😭

11. tina cohen-chang - bisexual & non-binary

- don't really have an explanation for the nb one tbh

- tike is bi4bi because i said so

- when making out with mike in 2x06 (never been kissed), she moaned beiste's name 😭

- they also use they/she pronouns because i said so

- i think she complimented quinn's (i think) looks before i can't remember when though (she said something about her bone structure)

-also stared happily (with quinn as stated in part one) when santana and mercedes were shaking ass

- and no straight person dresses goth lmfao

12. mike chang - bisexual

- don't really have an explanation except i'm 99% sure he and matt dated in season one

13. matt rutherford - bisexual

- same as mike, i'm 99% sure they both dated in season one

14. sugar motta - lesbian

- okay first of all she's brittana's child. so she's automatically NOT straight

- she also hates men (i can tell)

- look at the lesbian flag! it fits her :)

15. rory flanagan - gay

- just look at his outfits 😭

- was literally pining after finn and sam it's so obvious

- whatever happened between him and sugar in 3x13 (heart) was all platonic because i said so

16. joe hart - asexual

- i don't really have an explanation for this tbh

17. artie abrams - bisexual

- he literally said sam turned him on in 3x08 (hold on to sixteen)

- literally said david martinez's smile is cute like sir??? okay...

- because kevin said so

part 3 consisting of s4-5 characters 😍🫶 (also i couldn't add anymore pics 😭)

part 3!

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part three; the second generation (in seasons 4-5)

part 1 & 2 here! 1. rachel berry - bisexual - she basically admires quinn - calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time - lea michele hersel

my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part one; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

1. rachel berry - bisexual

- she basically admires quinn

- calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time

- lea michele herself ships both faberry and pezberry

- this post

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Reasons why Rachel Berry is bisexual and in love with Quinn Fabray:

She wore a sweater with the colors of the bi flag while singing about getting the attention from both boys and girls. Take me or Leave me is

2. finn hudson - bisexual

- i don't really have an explanation for this except; “that was so gay” in artie's musical fantasy (i think) and “that's an image that i can never get out of my mind” when he saw sam as a stripper... like okay....

3. quinn fabray - lesbian

- literally drew [REDACTED] pictures of rachel on the bathroom walls

- LITERALLY f worded santana (twice, i might add)

-“i've always wondered what it would be like with a woman”

- “rosario, you are killing it in that dress”

- the entirety of 4x14 (i do)

- she literally stared at santana and mercedes while they were shaking ass in river deep mountain high (smiling happily i might add)

- joe: i've never met anyone who's gay // quinn: oh i guarantee you have (so... you?)

- the entirety of “it's a man's man's man's world”, need i say more?

- when rachel told her she and finn were getting married, she said “you can't”... why? cause you wanna marry her?

- dianna wore a “likes girls” shirt on tour once (should be enough to convince you that girly in fact ISN'T straight)

4. santana lopez - lesbian

- well i know this is canon but since i see A LOT of people (on AO3 especially) trying to erase her sexuality, here's me explaining why she IS in fact a lesbian (i am a lesbian too so don't fight me on this)

- she did not give out “mixed signals” on the show. i know she said she was attracted to both girls and guys in 2x15 (sexy), but that part was obviously a blatant lie. after f wording finn in 1x15 (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was to ask for a burger, like girly... really??

- she also cheated on literally every guy she dated (with mostly brittany), i mean come on if a guy did a good job to her, she wouldn't even think of cheating (i don't think so at least)

- she had more chemistry with any of the girls than any of the guys she dated/in the new directions

5. sam evans - bisexual

- idk if any of you guys knew this but he was actually originally introduced as kurt's love interest on the show, so.... 🤨

- also NO straight guy would take the time to do a whole macaroni portrait of another guy (as seen in 4x17; guilty pleasures)

- blaine literally developed a crush on him idk

6. kurt hummel - gay (,non-binary and asexual)

- alright no explanation needed for his sexuality, it's canon

-also i do not actually have an explanation for his nb headcanon... i read about it once and just went with it lmao

- i do however have an explanation for the ace headcanon, in 2x15 (sexy), he said he didn't like hearing about the sex talk burt and blaine both tried to give him, and to be fair, he seems asexual

7. blaine anderson - gay

- no explanation needed, it's canon

8. noah puckerman - pansexual

- he will literally shag anyone and everyone LMFAO

prt 2 coming soon cuz i can't add more photos lmao 😭

part two!

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part two; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

part one can be found here: 1. rachel berry - bisexual - she basically admires quinn - calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time - lea mic

i am currently writing a st. hudson longfic and im having so much fun!!!

what if finn was actually written as gay??? how would that have changed canon?

here is the tropes: one-sided enemies (from finn), finchel wlw mlm solidarity, exes to besties fuinn, furtana childhood besties who drifted apart and that's it!!!

let me know if that interests you...

can't believe i'm actually making this post... but i need to be bullied into watching glee.

i haven't bc i have seen so many spoilers since 2019 that idc about watching it. i've only seen season one and the first seven episodes of season two.

i mean, i probably should watch it considering that i'm literally rewriting it 🤡 (and that i'm also writing fanfictions...)

i have watched pilot about like seven times... but not the rest of the show! i literally have watched reviews of the show. once again, i am a clown 🤡

15 years ago, today... Glee debuted!

Happy 15th birthday, Glee!

so glee rewriters!! do you make your rewrite dramatic or comedic? or maybe a mix between the two?

i'm debating whether to add Shooting Star into the rewrite or not. at first, i was planning the fic to be comedic, but now i may make it more dramatic to acknowledge the events that never were.

at the same time, i feel like if i do add shooting star, ill be forced to write about every single thing that was never addressed.

idk...

so,,, whendo you think jesse st. james' birthday is?? unlike some other characters, he doesn't have an official birthday, just that he's born in 1991-92.

me, personally, i have imagined his birthday being on april 12 since 2021. (i literally celebrate it, so...)

idc how you guys feel about jesse st. james, but can we all agree his parents are terrible? like, i'm pretty sure in s2 he says that he is their favourite and that his sblings are struggling bc of this.

i believed they don't truly love jesse, either. they probably only view him as a trophy and only care when he's succeeding.

my hobbies include:

thinking about my blorbos

finding songs that relate to my blorbos

creating ocs to date my blorbos

being generally obssessed about my blorbos

democracydiva:

DARREN CRISS in a Gucci suit and Cole Haan shoes. More from his fabulous formalwear photo shoot for GQ on the blog!

But I think that my soul knew something that my mind and body didn’t know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each others, fearlessly and forever, which is why it’s never really felt like I’ve been getting to know you, it’s always felt like I was remembering you from something.