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ROTG FANS, MR JOYCE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!
He’s just posted this on IG, read carefully:
DREAMWORKS IS ACTIVELY CONSIDERING DOING A TELEVISON SERIES OF THE GUARDIANS.
It’s happening!!! We have to support him and the Guardians, let’s do our best!!!
#ibelieveintheguardians ❤️
North and Krampus back when they were in their enemies phase, for @frosted-night
Krampus waking up: North, next to him on the bed: morning, how’d you sleep last night? Krampus: What the hell!? *pushes North off the bed* What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! North: I had a nightmare Krampus: You had a nightmare? What are you, 5 years old? North: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there- Krampus: Why yes! How high and mighty I am up on my twin Xl! North: That is not what I meant- Krampus: Silence, in the presence of your king! Who sleeps a lofty 12.5 inches above the ground. North: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up into your bed, and I’m sure you did too. Krampus: Yeah, ok. North: Y’know what? I wanna know, how’d you sleep last night? Krampus, sighing: That was the best I’ve slept in a while- North, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Krampus: I did not consent to this- North: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
(I know this is in their enemies phase, so they wouldn’t be sleeping in a room together. However, I still thought this would be fun to make.)
So because tumblr won't allow me to ask @frosted-night a question, I'll just post this and hope he reblogs. Some people think Krampus is the son of Hel, the norse goddess of death. Krampus may be related to a fucking norse god, making him more op than both pitch and mim. What do you think is North's reaction when he found out that Krampus' mother is Hel? Oh and if krampus isn't related to hel whatsoever, how did krampus get people to think he's Hel's son?