Krampus waking up: North, next to him on the bed: morning, how’d you sleep last night? Krampus: What the hell!? *pushes North off the bed* What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! North: I had a nightmare Krampus: You had a nightmare? What are you, 5 years old? North: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there- Krampus: Why yes! How high and mighty I am up on my twin Xl! North: That is not what I meant- Krampus: Silence, in the presence of your king! Who sleeps a lofty 12.5 inches above the ground. North: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up into your bed, and I’m sure you did too. Krampus: Yeah, ok. North: Y’know what? I wanna know, how’d you sleep last night? Krampus, sighing: That was the best I’ve slept in a while- North, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Krampus: I did not consent to this- North: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
(I know this is in their enemies phase, so they wouldn’t be sleeping in a room together. However, I still thought this would be fun to make.)