Goncharov - Blog Posts
Just a quick sketch of one of my favorite behind the scenes shots
guys please watch "spies are forever"!!!!!
it's on yt!! it's by the tin can bros that features tons of the starkid cast!
I watched it earlier today and its honestly the best musical ive ever watched
its also basically goncharov as a musical!! so any goncharov fans sad about not being able to watch it PLEASE watch spies are forever!! it's got everything!!
gay spies!
good humor that doesn't take away from the serious scenes!
starkid cast!
a torture song!
murder!
gay spies!
a secret history lesson????
and incredible music?!?!?
and more!!! watch it now!!
Fun fact: Goncharov can only be watched on a DVD grown from Martin Scorsese’s hair
Always have to reblog
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
I love telling people my favourite move is Goncharov (1973) and them not having the slightest clue what I’m talking about.
The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:
Lying
I think the best part of the Goncharov sweep is that people can make gonch ocs and no one can tell them it's not a canon character
Most of the tumblr trends are pretty self contained - I don’t go around telling everyone about horse plinko or referencing the live slug reaction too much, or saying “eeby deeby” or anything like that around non-tumblrinas. So why is it that I keep wanting to turn towards everyone I know and say “hey have you seen the 1973 Martin Scorsese film Goncharov yet”
*hiding all Goncharov merch and memes under a blanket* what Goncharov? I don't know any Goncharov... There is no such thing like Goncharov
alright gang. goncharov made it to tiktok....now its time to actually gaslight gatekeep goncharov and completely erase it from existence
I feel like Goncharov needs to be added to this list asap!
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
One of the few things that are gonna keep me going until 2069 (haha funni number), is my burning desire to see what crazy shit happens when Goncharov finally enters the public domain.
I think one reason Goncharov worked so well is that on tumblr you’re regularly being subjected to fandoms you’re not in and media you’ve never seen. I assumed my mutuals all just got really into some movie that I had no interest in and scrolled right past for a solid week before realizing it wasn’t real.
Tumblr really only has two brain cells
What the fuck is Goncharov and why is it all over my dash
Goncharov (1973) is best known for its groundbreaking advancements in gay rights.
Goncharov (1973)
Oh don’t mind me im just doing some cinematography art studies of my favourite Katya moments ~
love this album so much!! i've been obsessed with the folklore of st sasha about as long as i can remember, it's endlessly fascinating. the whole motif of the forest that never existed haunts me to this day, and i think "the girl who painted death" might be one of my all-time favourite fairy tales. as for the elephant in the room... personally, i'm of the camp that david brownley was killed by a shark that was anomalously far north, but then that doesn't explain how he was found so far inland, and those papers... if only they hadn't been burned, maybe we might have some better insights into what really happened </3 anyway, you've done an amazing job bringing st sasha lore it to light for a wider audience! weird that it isn't already more popular. aight, i'm gonna go rewatch goncharov for the thousandth time.
we new albuming out here
this is a concept i've had kicking around for longer than i care to admit. i'm so hyped to get this out of my brain and into your headphones
Gaslight.....
Gatekeep..........
Girlboss....................
Goncharov...........
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...
Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”