I need to start actually reading comics so here's me asking what to start with and recs! I would like to read DC, Superman, Batman, and Robin, Young Justice, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern! I know there is a lot out there so I need help sorting through it!
Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.
If only they had more time together
They never even kissed but there love story was so beautiful
Me as a magical girl hug ataking my mother
It’s my green lantern self insert
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Still, we could always use more raw power. And earth has a third Green Lantern. Guy Gardner.
No.
But we could really—
(Young Justice S1E22)
Water-Hal-on and his brumpkin 🤭🤭
The saga continues
Warner Bros needs to hire you, @sully-s . I would take this wonderful look at the League over depressing, edgelord stuff like KTJL any day.
Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.
We all know and like our bashful, shy, nervous and righteous superman. The sweet man that is always careful with everyone, makes sure he doesn't curse or yell, is a nervous bean when it comes to sex and sex talk.
But ya know what I like more?? Unhinged, slutty, pouty mouth Superman that only gets like this when he's triggered or around the bats and birds. Bc yes for me Clark is poetic at dirty talking, can talk like a true Texans farmer, curse like someone stole his cow and Bruce absolutely loves it.
*On JL meeting, clark stressed and tired bc of the Planet, his kids and the bat kids, one thread away from breaking*
Green lantern: *yapping about an idea that makes no sense*
Batman: *ignoring and tapping away on his tablet*
Flash and Green arrow: *whispering to each other*
Superman: *head hurting and tired of everyone bullshit* hal, for the love of fucking God can you shut the fuck up if u have nothing good to say? Jesus! Say something intelligent for once!
Hal shuts up looking incredulous, diana looks amused and bart and olliver look slightly scared. And if batman softly curses because he feels his face heating up, it ain't no one business.
I'm suddently understanding Gail Simone on a different level right now
I liked Alex and i knew she was going to die i can't imagine how i'd have reacted if i hadn't know
I'm mad af she only got 5 issues
However on a very different note : this is kinda funny i will send it to people :
He gets his ring and the first thing he does is show his ex to try to get her back
(green lantern 1990 #51)
(I just started plz no spoiler)
I've only had Kyle for 2 pages and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in 2814 and then myself
[green lantern 1990 issue 51 and 50 resp.]
Me : slutshaming ? In 2024 ?! I don't believe this
Also me every 5 seconds :
Hal: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Bruce: I do have a sense of humor you know
Hal: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Bruce: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Kilowog es un enorme alienígena con apariencia más bien brutal y porcina. Es reconocido por los Green Lantern Corps como el principal entrenador de los nuevos reclutas. Los Guardianes del Universo lo reclutaron cuando era un gran genetista del planeta Bolovax Vik (que estaba ubicado en el Sector Espacial 674). Además de servir con distinción como el Linterna Verde de ese sector, Kilowog comenzó a pasar grandes períodos de tiempo en el planeta OA dónde residen los Green Lantern e instruyendo a los nuevos reclutas de los Corps sobre el manejo de sus Anillos de Poder. Fue en este rol que Kilowog actuó como el primer entrenador de un joven Hal Jordan, el sucesor de Abin Sur del planeta Ungara y Green Lantern del Sector Espacial 2814. Kilowog y su nuevo recluta ayudaron a los Guardianes a enfrentar al asesino de Abin Sur, la maléfica conciencia interestelar conocida como Legión.
El uso del Anillo de Poder otorga los siguientes:
Uniforme (traje y máscara; Kilowog rechaza la máscara)
Vuelo
Campo de fuerza
Viaje espacial
Generación de construcciones verdes y de de luz dura
Traducción en tiempo real de todos los idiomas de todas las razas extraterrestres
Súper fuerza
MATERIALES: Trabajo realizado en papel tamaño A4 y lápiz mecánico de 0.5 mm, 0.7 mm; 0.9 y 2mm.
I love the ship but also the platonic version of this too.
Hal: what's that?
Bruce: *intense glaring on J'onn*
J'onn: *vibing*
Barry: who knows? *drinks smoothie*
Meanwhile Bruce and J'onn telepathically:
Bruce: I'm sending good vibes in your direction *bat-glare* do not resist
J'onn: this is terrifyingly nice of you, thank you, Batman
...
Dick: there are good things coming your way, you can't escape, they are going to get you
M'gann: that's ominously sweet of you, thanks
I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.
Batman- we all like batman
Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.
Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.
Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.
Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.
Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.
Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.
Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing
This is my list so far like the last one it can change.
I'm working on my DC ocs right now, and it's so much fun!!! This is Alexis Blake (aka Thorn) and Iona Wood/Mercy Daniels (aka Argus).
Mercy's lore is very complicated, and Alexis is still a work in progress so It's gonna be a while before I post more of them lols. But I love them both very much.
The only thing they have in common is both being a DC oc, they don't know eachother at all and probably never will. But they exist at the same time so there's that!!!
Anyway, hope u enjoy
In brightest day in darkest night, no evil shell escape my sight. For those who worship evil might beware the power, of a green lantern in the fistfight
in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern