me at the pet store: oh yeah no this is totally for my dog i pinky promise i am definitely not going to immediately attack the squeak toy when i get the chance honest i wouldn't lie to u
sighs. why do i have to think and function and be a member of society when i could just WOOF WOOF GRR WOOFBARK BARK BARK WUFF WOOF ARF BARK WOOF BARK BARK W