SLAMS TABLE. THIS.
gay classics characters rated based on how likely i’d be to enter a lavender marriage with them:
- nick carroway: seems ok. needs to calm down a little and get better taste in men. 5/10
- horatio: oh fuck yes, we would be the best nerdy “couple” also needs better taste in men but as a hamlet kinnie I can’t complain 10/10
- victor frankenstein (yeah he counts he’s gay for clerval): ehhhh. as an aspiring mad scientist myself, I appreciate his artistry, but not his methods 4/10
- mercutio: I adore him, but nobody’s allowed to beat me at my pun game, so points off for that 7/10
- dr. henry jekyll (yes I do think he’s gay how else do you explain his thing with utterson and hyde being a twink): aha, mad science done right! identity/morality crisis buddies! 8/10
- basil hallward: this is the purest, most angelic being to ever grace the page and I would willingly throw myself or anyone else into fire for his honor. 100000/10