Hal is married ?
Yay! Good for him!
Hal is married to a man?
Yay! Good for him! Hal deserves to be happy!
Hal is married to an archer?
Well weird choice but…
An archer that isn’t Green Arrow?
… oh shit
Kyle is a Parallax apologist.
And so is more than half of the universe.
That’s it.
Earth needs to get with the program before another planet decides to keep Hal and give him the love he deserves.
I love how in fanfics Hal either hates the idea of being given m*ney or is literally a whore for it