Hammer: I love the new eyeshadow. Glad you’re finally covering up those eyebags.
Reaver: oh aren’t you nice! It’s a shame you can’t do the same. Though I suppose one can’t apply eyeshadow so low on the face can they?
Hammer: hmmmm hmm…you look pale. I think you need to get a tan on
Reaver: oh I’d love to but you’re blocking all the sun
Hammer:
Reaver:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST FOUND THIS OUT?!?
Ok ok ok. Would you believe me if I told you that this bitch
And this bitch
WERE THE SAME PERSON!!!!
I am losing my mind over this. How did I not notice this?!?