Hansry - Blog Posts
HE CAME ON MY KINGDOM UNTIL I DELIVERED 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Reblogging again because this is the sexiest thing ever
My boy, courage is a thing of honour... but what you're proposing isn't courage, it's foolhardiness.
People might ignore it but henry is as much of a menace. He is just a different type of feral.
Everyday i thank god for Hansry and all the glorious artist that it has collected 🙏🙏🙏🙏
🫂 Just to keep you out of danger
I like to think that the potion is for shared usage, to extend the time of the "activities" they engage in 😏😏😏😏
OMG, what is this patch?! (SPOILER)
The little things they’ve added around Henry and Hans's room are everything! I know many have already pointed these out, but that won’t stop me from babbling about it too!
Alright, let’s start directly with the potion right outside their room! The happiness potion (Idk what it’s called in english, in german it’s named "eine Prise Glück", which translates kinda to "a little bit of happiness").
What is this description, pls? "Such luck can’t be found anywhere else. One of the side effects is dancing in the moonlight." That sounds so beautiful! It feels like a metaphor for their romance - a secret they can only share in the dark, but that doesn’t diminish its beauty. A love that feels like a dance under a clear night sky, where the moon and the stars are the only silent witnesses who don’t judge.
german description for 'a little bit of happiness' - what does this potion even do out there? Did someone put it there or is it just a subtle symbol for blossoming, young emotions?
Also, the little dog toy right next to Hans's bed - a symbol of interest in Henry's life. Hans got it (I’m totally convinced of this) for Mutt, to show his affection and interest - the dog who is really important to Henry. It also could be symbolize an apology for what happened at the beginning of the game. Hans broke his promise to help Henry find his dog, which is why he tries to show his appreciation for Mutt. He shows that he cares about him and doesn’t just tolerate him. Mutt is important to Henry and therefore to Hans - not just because he simply likes the dog, but also because he knows how much Henry cares about Mutt.
The dog toy on Hans's nightstand—where did he even get it from? Did he buy it or did he even make it himself?
And of course, the stamina potion under Hans's bed, along with the poetry book! I don’t know what the thought process behind this was, but I’m thankful to whoever decided to put it there. Just the idea that Hans owns a poetry book with an undoubtedly queer subtext is brilliant! It suggests he has a certain interest in this topic - no matter what. (I think we don’t actually know who wrote it, do we? Personally, it seems like Hans might have written it himself, given how the book is laid out - no embellishments on the pages, just plain text and -I'm sorry Hans- medium-good poetry.)
Hans seems to really want to engage with the topic and apparently also with his own emotions. It’s such a sweet little detail that really shapes his character! He clearly is still a bit confused, but he’s trying to handle it in his own way. I really don’t want to be needy, but I hope we get more of these little things in future updates or with the DLCs.
The stamina potion on the other hand is pure comedy - what does Hans need this extra strength for? For when he has a bit of time alone or when someone is visiting? Or maybe it isn’t even for him? Perhaps it’s for someone else who has to keep up with Hans through certain "activities."
Stamina potion and "leicht anstößiger Gedichtsband" ("lightly risqué poetry collection") under Hans's bed. He really should have hidden it in a better place - or perhaps he wanted someone "special" to find it?
I’m crying tears of happiness because of this patch! But also because Henry just casually stole Hans's poetry book - that's so hilarious! Imagine the mental crisis Hans will go through when he notices his book is missing. 🤣
The moment of truth. Hans left in waiting to see if his knight will be back, or his tale ends up the same as galehaut.
my morning star, it’s time to go
This fits so well if you have henry cut through hans' excuses and swear his lid off in the beginning. To have the only person that sees you for who you are and treats you like an equal unlike all the rest acting up as a yes man due to your status must've been devastating. The only person who sincerely enjoyed your company and you let them down. No one can be proud of you.
henry's boyfriend sure is bratty and dramatic
It's the only way to contain them
miniaturizing them :) like exactly the same but smaller
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!!!!
I'm glad to hear it.
Yeah but, has god seen all the fanarts?
Heaven is not fit to house a love like you and I
Every time i see that smile a part of me dissolves, and i'm willing to look until there is nothing left of me.
little bashful head shake Henry makes when he is embarrassed (◕‿◕)
These two losers. But honestly, can someone else make henry smile in such a genuine way? Go on find someone (you won't)
And, can someone else make Hans feel as comfortable just being himself and safe as Henry does? (The answer is no again)
(Also, ermm... that noble EHEM will sure thank him later...)
What do you think I'm doing, hunting boar? I came to save your noble arse!
I still can't believe this is an actual thing, not as a selling point or anything, just making a ship CANON FOR THE SAKE OF IT??? WHEN DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN??????
KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II (2025) -> Hunger and Despair
Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon, Kingdom come deliverance 2
(This is literally how i see them)
Bonus:
Every peasant, tavern wench, soldier in bohemia and it's vicinity : Could you stop talking about Hans???? he's just some guy!
Henry: That's uncalled for, i have no idea what you're talking about
Henry less than five minutes ago to Hans: (in italian) I'M DAZZLED BY YOUR BEAUTY ❤️🌹🌹
I like to think that part of Hans' development and actitude towards war and the destruction it causes the land and it's people is in part thanks to his relationship with Henry.
In each occasion that he has to face the reality of war, right next to him is a person that had to live through those horrors and so he cannot accept the arguments and excuses the rest of the cast makes as "just the way it is"
The person he loves the most and loves him back expirienced it and if he can change that for someone else he has to try.
That's what is so wonderful about their development together as characters, how they bring the best of each other, their stories completely intertwined. The relationship and bond that they have truly is something else, like i don't think i've seen any other developer do such an spectacular job as this.
(Or maybe he does it to get dicked down by Henry more often idk)
Ok, enough of my rant... lest... thou wishes for me to continue?
Hans at the beginning of KDC: What's the deal with this disgusting dumb annoying peasant, honestly!!!! 😡😡😡😡
Henry at the beginning of KCD: Fuck this petulant spoiled brat😠😠
HENRY IN KCD 2: i won't let ANYTHING bad befall you, i promise 🙏🙏🙏
HANS IN KCD 2: if anything were to happen to you i don't think i'll be able to live 🥺🥺🥺
Coming out to the ghost of your parents has to be a new level of gayness that i have never witnessed before
If you choose settle down,then Henry can come out to his parents at the end and you could see Martin's shocked face.
(This only happens when you're romancing Hans)
Блин, сверху они еще такие мальчишки хаха🍼🧸🛡️⚔️
KCD1 vs KCD2 - Hans has always looked at Henry like 😏
𓇢𓆸💛🧡💛🧡💛🧡💛🧡⚔
how it started // how it's going
«fortune favors the brave»~ 💛
Bisexual king 🗣️
A bad day is just a bad day ☀️
You’re still the only one
Who makes my heart burn like the sun
And the remedy of your touch
Would leave the deepest cut
čumblristé, toto mi vnuklo do hlavy Účastníci zájezdu AU
(otázkou je, jestli by Jenda s Jindrou byli ten gay pár nebo ti dva řidiči autobusu...)
FUCKS SAKE I never write Modern Au’s but I’m on me fucking holidays; Hansry backpacker au in south east Asia.
Hans and Henry on a group tour of the same place, Henry’s been saving for it for ages with a bunch of gigs, he maybe is still a blacksmith or something and he and his (step-)dad run the forge at like a living history museum or something.
Hans tossed trust fund money at a last minute distraction to keep delaying adulthood. And for fun, Hans is still in some way, technically, ‘Sir Hans’, and when Henry finds this out (and also the kind of school he went to) he calls him ‘Sir Hans’ to piss him off.
Some kinda initial hiccup involving maybe, Hans and Henry being switched out of their 18-30 group tour and moved with a bunch of oldies (The Devil’s Pack, probably.) and so get kind of thrust together as natural travelling companions/roommates but they hate each other.
Maybe there’s like, idk a natural disaster that happens when they land (BASED ON NO RECENT PERSONAL EXPERIENCES) and the travel rep gets them the last hotel room available and it’s an ah oh no only one bed scenario, bc why not take advantage of the trope?
And they’re having kinda different trips; Hans is paying for all the additional extra shit, like he pays 100 baht to take a picture with an iguana in a bar, but Henry’s the one that tells him the man will expect money when he takes a photo because he’s the one pulling him out of trouble and telling him to mark smart choices. And he pays because like, why not, that’s like barely anything in ‘real money,’ live a little Henry!
And at some point they get a bit too stoned together and watch homoerotic fire dancing and have like a. Huh. Moment, and make out in a club on the beach.
Anyway for the rest of their travel group;
Godwin is some old hippie perma-traveller spiritualist who’s been on a semi Buddhist trip of south east Asia for a few years. He’s got a lot of Asian style tattoos and you know he’s rocking the elephant pants too. Also probably taking advantage of the legal weed very heavily. Is definitely still a priest, but more generally ‘spiritual’ than particularly pious.
Zizka, Hynek, Kubyenka, Janosh and Adder are all there on holiday together.
Kubyenka and Hynek are on an absolute weeks-long bender and just indulging in every vice that’s offered, drugs, alcohol, sex, adrenaline, everything. (And Hynek is maybe luring Henry to the dark side a little/peer pressuring slightly sheltered village lad travelling this far his first time into trying hard drugs and getting into danger.)
And the others are there - Adder and Janosh and Zizka have all gone travelling together, they’re something like old army buddies/still actively involved in some shady military shit. Zizka’s like team captain making sure the pack don’t get into too much trouble, but seems to be okay letting them ‘let off steam’ however they like. (He also seems to be surreptitiously recruiting Henry to their shady military shit when he starts recognising his potential from how he reacts to Devil pulling him into shit.)
Katherine seems kind of above it all, and is just trying to relax and sunbathe and shit and it’s not super clear if she’s part of the other group who already know each other or she came by herself? But she keeps disappearing and no one really knows what she gets up to.
Rosa’s maybe there too - she’s like 18 and on her gap year before starting at a very prestigious university to study literature. She’s having a hot girl backpacking trip. She can’t stand Hans bc he’s just like all the other twats she went to school with, but Henry seems like a good shot for a tour fling/entertainment, but annoyingly he’s obsessed with Hans, and having such bad taste has to count for a mark against him. Katherine takes her under her wing and makes her even more terrifying. They start coordinating outfits.
KCD AU ve kterém je Jindřich Ptáčkův Saturnin :3
