Me: *constantly worries about whether or not I'm truly bisexual*
Me: *Stresses about the fact that I could be enforcing a bisexual mindset upon myself out of a desire to be different*
Me: *Thinks about my sexuality WAY too often*
Me: *Finally asks friends about what they think about my sexuality from an outsiders point of view*
Friends: Lmao we thought you were either lesbian or bisexual as hell as soon as you stepped foot into this group. You're so gay at times we're all surprised you don't spew rainbows.