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This. This was houses love confession.

Throughout the whole show there have been themes of characters reflecting their problems onto patients and talking about the patient when they're actually talking about themselves.

House - the one uncomfortable with human emotions like love - making a conversation that was heading to talking about Wilsons feelings, into a joke that is even more steered towards love and whatnot.

Maybe, house just randomly decided to make a gay joke in a very tender moment before starting a treatment that might kill his best friend, you know, a moment where you might... confess something.

Or he finally said i love you without actually having to. In this essay i will-

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

Ayo House MD fans I need help w something

Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in

I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them

Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷

Sometimes in fanfic I find myself writing ships into the fic that I don’t agree with just bc it makes the plot juicier

Like I’ve never shipped Foreman and Chase but for my post series finale fic I’m working on where Foreman and Chase go find House and Wilson 5 years after the series finale— adding ForemanxChase to the plot to make them a foil to early Hilson (which House and Wilson recognize) makes the plot so much better

I need to somehow incorporate polyamorous ducklings into at least one of the three Hilson WIPs I have going rn (two of them would arguably be difficult to work in due to the timeline)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

Sugar Pills by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME is so Gregory House coded send post

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

Mutual One: Kutner

Mutual Two: Cameron (u know I’m right)

Mutual Three: Wilson

Mutual Four: Chase (trans chase truther either way idc)

Mutual Five: Thirteen

Mutual Six: Taub

Mutual Seven: House

Guy you followed because you like their art: Vogler

Mutual Eight: Foreman

Mutual Nine: Everyone else that works in PPTH

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

Sent my friend my unpublished, unfinished House MD fic and they don’t watch House MD so the fact they asked earnestly me to send them my fic after I talked about it instead of telling me to stfu makes my head swim a little

But then they actually read it and complimented my writing and said that I needed to put it on ao3 because it would get so much love and now I can hardly breathe and all I’ve been thinking about is writing more not just bc writing it would give me satisfaction but because I want them to read it

Like I usually do most of my writing for myself but this fic…it’s for myself and them

Still thinking about the Hilson fic I read where at one point Wilson puts his hand on House’s knee and leaves it there for awhile and House couldn’t stop thinking about it and then I read “following the knee incident (5 dead, 17 injured)” and lost my damn mind

Yes that line is very much a tumblrism but I also feel like House would think that if he was having a crisis bc ofc he’d have to hide the crisis behind dark humor

God I love (sometimes) mischaracterizing these middle aged men

Manic episode has taken on a new phase in which I have taken on the terrible parts of the fictional characters I have been hyperfixated on and now Icannot stop making strange jokes, laughing crudely, or having lustful thoughts about those around me

I cannot for the life of me finish this godforsaken animation anyways enjoy

House md video game ideas

Tw for overdose, vomit, drugs and cw for a hell of a lot of eyestrain

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House and wilson sketchdump perchance

THE WAY THAT THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ACTUAL EPISODE IS SO FUNNY LMAO

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

party rockers in the

WHY are you so right

this is so hilson coded

had a dream where instead of going to therapy House started sleeping in a tiny room Wilson doesn't know his apartment has and he convinces Wilson he's hallucinating because the real House is in the psych ward which feels like something that could've been a real House episode

oh my fucking god

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

Holy shit i can’t believe i actually came across this on the right day. Everyone say “Thank you David Shore!!!”

It's been 20 years today since David Shore looked at all the weirdos, cripples and faggots in the world and went pspspspsps

house is insane. He calls remy 13 as if shes still just a number to him but also treats her like his kid half the time. He was the only one not to write kutner an obituary but his death hit him so hard he ended up in the psych ward. He faked DNA evidence in court to save a guy he actively dislikes half the time. Hes the most selfish man alive and he blames himself for everything. Hes constantly meddling in his fellows and friends lives because he doesnt know how to actually be involved with people in any way other than Scheming and Plotting. And every time he tries to get better he gets beaten back into being a miserable old man

me: house md is my comfort show it makes me so happy

me while watching house:

house my favourite lesbian <3

guys whenever I take my birth control it makes me feel like house when he pops a vicodin

I always do his lil sigh of relief after too 💔

literally give me ONE chance with either of them

or both 🤤🤤

based on that one image on twt idk Sorry...

no matter what anyone tells u, house md is the wokest show ever. what do u mean the woman, the black guy & the dyke are all wayyy smarter than the cute white blonde…

I NEED an edit of james wilson to "sharp dressed man" by zz top

everytime I hear that song all I can think of is wilson

this blog is a safe space for your most unhinged james wilson thoughts 🙏

(my asks, comments, and dms welcome you)

CAN WE TALK ABOUT WILSON AND CUDDY'S TENSION IN SEASON 3??

like holyy we know you both want to fuck house but you're eye-fucking each other like your lives depend on it

especially in 3x9 when cuddy was crying in her office

(I don't know who I want to be more)