Hazbin Hotel - Blog Posts
cannibalism is hot when you gay, tryhard when you're straight, beautiful when you're hozier and very funny when you're aroace
Alastor being aroace makes his dynamic with Vox like 100% funnier. It's a villain rivalry, you immediately know people will look at these two and think "they crave each other carnally", except only one of them has the capacity for it. Which is the perfect set up for a ridiculous one-sided obsession, but then Alastor is shown to be acting way more unbothered by Vox than he actually is. Dude is walking the streets of Hell menacingly staring into cameras and doesn't even have the excuse of homosexuality. Both of these fuckers are goofy as hell.
guys you HAVE to here me out. please.
like when he called Mimzy sweetheart?! WHY ISNT HE CALLING ME THAT☹️
Lucifer didn't sleep with Eve lmao
I had to make this post to make it clear because I've seen a few ppl say the same thing. When Lucifer said "Well your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer" he was clearly talking about Lilith and the fact that they married later, then he says "or the second" implying that he gave her something too. its a play on words because he did give both of them something but what he gave was completely different! for Lilith he gave himself and for Eve he gave the apple! so both of them did like what he had to offer, but it's important to remember what the offer actually was! that's why ep 1 takes the time to explain what happened between the 4 of them. the "bow chika wow wow" was just Lucifer being a little shit to piss Adam off because he doesn't like him and he's rubbing it in Adams face that both his brides chose something he had over Adam. so no they didn't sleep together, viv and the team are just super slick with their jokes lol
Boredom sketch turned into Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel
Vox realizing that Alastor abandoned him be like:
The tape 💀💀💀
Lmaooooooo 😭😭😭
Imagine being short— *cough, cough* what??
Ah, yes the angry, dangerous spider and his cat bf.
Me, realizing that angel and husk would not kiss in the first season 😭😭😭
Hello y’all!!
It is a good day, and I decided to let you all know about me. I am 19, gender-fluid, and bisexual. My fandoms include Ninjago, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva boss, Arcane, owl house, Amphibia, and ramshackle.
The ships I ship are:
-Geode
-Jaya
-lloyrumi
- Lumity
- Sashannarcy
-Willow x Hunter
- huskerdust ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
- Chaggie
- Stolas x Blitzø (Stolaz??? What’s the ship name help)
And Fizz x Ozzie.
I cannot remember anything else, but if I do, I’ll edit this pinned comment later.
A few things to know:
-I do NOT tolerate anyone inappropriate to others sexuality, or Homophobia in general.
-I DO SWEAR: if u are sensitive to such things… then do smth about it. (Like not clicking on my page!!)
-any harassment will not be tolerated.
I love all of y’all who are still here. I also love memes, they’re so silly!! (Like me😭😭😭)
Pinterest, my profile is Starryfroggie, my username is Doesqueershit.
my Wattpad: username is Bistar21, and my name is starlight.
I don’t really write much on my Wattpad, so be warned.
Anyway, that’s all 4 nowww, bye bye Bitcheessss
Rixalynn
The one person who will always love Sasha Waybright. (We be vibing and failing life together!!)
Yes, yes u may.
may i interest you in some loosers
Ignore the fact that I forgot to put the hearts in the smoke
all of my “hear me out” characters so far (and many more but tumblr has a 10 photo limit >:[)
some art i did of alastor from hazbin hotel (first) and the inspiration (second)
ive had the second picture saved for a while and idk who the og artist is and im so sorry
Charlie gets her cute little nose from Lilith!
"Take that depression!"
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"... Show a little more respect to those of fairer means."
Part 3 of my Hazbin Hotel serie
"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred."
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"Hi I'm Niffty ~ ! "
Sure thing but y'all know that characters are supposed to be flawed in general AND they're in literal Hell where everything is more violent and sexual as on earth?
I love Stolas as a character BECAUSE he is an insufferable and selfish dick who thinks he can never be in the wrong. It's a really common personality trait and I like seeing it in Media. Today's "Assholes" can't be "assholes" anymore, because they all need to be "misunderstood" and I like that despite the tragic backstory you can still clearly tell he's in the wrong more often than not and that his backstory isn't an excuse but a reason - which everyone has.
Blitz is my favorite character BECAUSE he is absolutely incapable of overcoming his bad traits but he tries sometimes and when he does he fails and fails and fails and becomes more annoying to other people. He's hurting everyone - sometimes even accidentally and he doesn't realize it. He wants to overcome his trauma in all the wrong ways which heavily backfires and is stopping him from forming proper relationships. The two people who really owe him something (outside of adoption) just tolerate his bad behavior and are now - after the last episode - finally getting some growth of blitz in return.
I don't really care for Loona but for a traumatized, abandoned, literal DOG who just got adopted last second and having her entire life living in misery AND with a father figure with a character like Blitz it is understanding for me why she portraits her "love" to him in such a Stonewall-Way and treats him rather awful. She lived in the streets and her new family are mentally ill assassins, where was she supposed to get a healthy way to cope and communicate with people from? She still cares for him tho - both literally and figuratively.
And the phrase "no one wants to see characters doing their job" is literally just an opinion. Not a fact. Just because they think it's boring doesn't mean it really is. Different tastes exist for a reason.
Warp That Aesop Sums Up So Much Of Our Frustrations About The Series
I just love Helluva Boss' Warp that aesop page because it sums up everything wrong with this series, especially on Stolas' end. Seriously, this hits the nail on the head about the messages of the show and how much they dick suck Stolas and his shittiness.
i absolutely love insane characters from anime games or other media, i love a guy that would mindfuck me
friend- "you should watch Hazbin Hotell you remind me so much of this one character"
The Character (spoilers?)
.... how am i supposed to feel about this?
Same chaotic energy. 😈
Attempted to mess around with lighting.