Hazbin Vees - Blog Posts
I want to put Vox in a box and shake him violently.
*super cool caption that makes you laugh*
@dice-demons I finally drew him! I had some slight problems with his head cause I'm only used to drawing human features 😭 but I hope you like him :3
drew em since Vox and vel are two of my favorites- so I felt the need to draw Val too :’] looks alr I think
Redesigned the Vees + Alastor bc I felt like it
Fun fact: Valentino is based on an actual spider
who's to say i don't want him in my room ;)
don't do it
Spit-roast
Vox x Afab!reader x Valentino
CW: Smut, use of strap, Afab reader, no pronouns used, Valentino, dacryphilia, overstimulation, aftercare(kinda), spit-roasting, size difference if you squint, cunnilingus, fast paced bc I rushed it, please tell me if I've missed any♡
A unmissable gargling sound mixed with whining comes from Vox as he chokes on your pretty pink strap, his spit oozing out of the corners of his mouth while his screen fizzled. One of your hands plays with your clit while the other lays on the back of Voz's screen, sometimes dipping down to trace the pretty, bruising necklace of bites left by yourself and Valentino.
His other end is occupied by the aforementioned Valentino, one set of the moth demons hands wrapped haphazardly around Vox's weeping cock while the other two are perched on the TV demons waist, slamming him onto his cock unapologetically.
Vox felt like, and most likely had, already came over a dozen times however, that didn't earn him any sympathy from you, and certainly not Val. Said moth demon moves one hand from Voz's pretty cock, tracing a bulge in the TV demons stomach from his bulbous dick. Vox let's out a gargled cry in response, trying to tug his sensitive ass away from Valentino's steel grip, but wouldn't be able to even if he could, due to you blocking his way.
Valentino looks at you with a smirk, hastening his thrusts as he chases his fifth high, ignoring completely as you desperately played with your clit, yet to finish. Valentino, luckily, quickly finishes, leaning his head back while panting, only looking down to see his cum seep out of Vox's abused and overstimulated asshole.
Vox cries out around your strap as Valentino pulls out with no remorse, simply telling you to 'Hurry up.' before walking off, shrugging on his robe as he passed by. You quickly pull the sobbing Vox off of your pink strap, hurrying in taking said strap off while the TV demon continues to cry.
"I- bzzt- hurts-" Vox desperately tries to explain his pain to you, going to sit up only to be pulled back down forcefully by your quivering hand, pulling him back down to your sobbing cunt. He immidietly gets the idea, forcing his square, flat head between your thighs and sticking his tounge out, licking a strategic strip against your cunt through his own spit and tears.
You can feel the vibrations of Vox jackhammering his hips into the sofa as if he were thrusting into something while be hungrily laps up the juices of your quivering sex, pushing his head as far as he could between your thighs to desperately taste you.
He quickly becomes a slobbering mess, completely forgetting the pain and cum in his ass, only thinking of your and your delicious juices. You throw your head back in ecstacy, beginning to push your cunt further into his screen to chase your first, and only, high.
You finish soon after, letting out a guttural wail before pulling away from Vox, who looked dazed as he attempted to follow your cunt with his tounge, only to quickly get shut down by you. You get up shakily, sighing and pulling your underwear up, leaving the room, leaving Vox in his poor state of subspace.
"Hurry up." You leave him with those words only, giving no sympathy to the quaking overlord.
Here is a little vid I made bc I was bored and I'm trying to make edits and things like this, yet I obviously don't know a lot so... Yeah, that. I have more in my gallery bc I was bored and I don't have where to upload them.
If it has bad quality, I'm so sorry-😭
I used the tiktok form bc I was thinking about uploading it in tiktok, yet I don't really use it so I'll just upload it here and if I find an app then I'll go there and upload my vids-
I... I JUST finished Hazbin Hotel and-
I won't be the same anymore, like, I NEED THAT SECOND SEASON
AND I NEED IT NOW.
LIKE, TF DO YOU MEAN THAT IT WILL BE BETWEEN 2024 AND 2025???? WE JUST BEGAN THE YEAR AND YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT WILL BE AT THE END OF IT???????
I'm going to suicide and go to hell myself if you don't give me a season two. Or the whole series-
But, whatever...
...Btw:
(Sorry for the bad quality omg☠) They're the same, we just need Velvette to be drinking and that's it.
Y'all don't know how much I'll search for Hazbin Hotel content. It's my new... Poison, you could say (I'm so bad at joking omg...).
What If Lucifer Was The One To Give Birth To Charlie, And It Was Revealed At The Finale Battle?
I saw a thing on YouTube and Tiktok about the orange peel theory. If you don't know what that is, basically the girl or guy will ask their S/O to peel them an orange. It's to test if the person you are with. A couple of the videos I saw reminded me of certain Hazbin or Helluva Boss characters, so here we go. Will link the original videos.
TW: Valentino because it's Val.
VOX
Laying in bed, you called for your boyfriend. From the other room, you heard him shout, "Yeah?" He comes in dressed in his suit, ready to go to work. "Can you go downstairs and bring me an orange?" You ask nicely. He looks at you for a moment. "I'm busy right now, but yeah, alright, one second." Vox leaves the room. You can hear him rustling around in the kitchen. A few minutes later, he returns with a plate in his hand. "Here you go," he says, handing you the plate and kissing the top of your head. "You cut them up for me?" He starts to walk away. "Yeah, like a sun. I am busy. I gotta go to work. I love you, and I'll be back later." He walks out of the room, and you call after him. "I love you too."
Husk
You were sitting on the couch watching television with Angel. "Hey, so what is the deal with you and Husk lately. You datin' or what?" You look over at Angel in confusion. "What do you mean? Sure, we drink together and talk, but that's what friends do." Angel rolls his eyes. "Yeah, and they also don't wait on your every need, neither." "He doesn't do that." "Seriously? I can't get one drink out of the man, and he gets you everything." You laugh, "That's because you always flirt with him, Angel." Angel opens his mouth to retort but then closes it again. "Touche. But okay, just ask him to peel you an orange for ya." Now you roll your eyes, "That's stupid. He will tell me to peel it myself." Angel whispers, "Look here he comes. Just say ya want an orange but don't wanna peel it." You see Husk walking by, so you do as Angel says. "I really want to eat an orange, but I don't wanna peel it." Husk stops and turns to look at you. "Where is it?" He asks. "Oh, I don't, don't have it. Do we have any?" "Let me go look." Husk leaves to go to the kitchen to look. Normally, he would have some on hand behind the bar for Angel's cocktails. But he knows he used the last of them yesterday. You get up off the couch to follow him into the kitchen. "Are their any in there?" You asked, leaning against the frame. "Where would they be?" "Just in the fruit drawer. If there is none, that's okay. I don't need an orange." He shuts the fridge door and looks at you. "I need to go to the store anyway." Husk walks past you and into the foyer. "I'll pick some up." You look at him and then to Angel and then back at him. "Really?!" You asked, shocked. He nods and turns around to leave out the door. "Since you are going out, can you grab me-" "No." Husk states and shuts the door behind him. "See! He even went to the store for you! He's obviously into you."
Lucifer
You and Lucifer were cuddling in bed after a very eventful day out. This man held your bags as you shopped around the other rings and then took you out to a nice restaurant afterward. You felt like the luckiest girl in all of hell. Though you were craving an orange. "I kind of want an orange, but I don't want to peel it myself, you know?" Lucifer looked down at you. This was normal for you. Sometimes, you would get weird cravings or random thoughts and spoke out loud. It's just one of the reasons he loves you so much. "I'll peel it for you." He lovingly says. Only a few seconds later follow it up with, "You like oranges?" That's makes you laugh. "When did you like oranges?" And that only solidifies that you are in love with your short king of hell.
Blitz
You and Blitz have been dating for a few months. And you saw this trend going around that if you ask your partner if they would peel an orange for you, it makes or breaks your relationship. So you thought it would be funny to give it a try. You were sitting on his couch, ready to watch a movie when you brought out your phone to record. "Babe," you shout. "Yeah?" "Could you cut me up an orange?" You thought you were slick, but he saw your phone. And you knew he saw your phone but decided to still record. "Y/N, of course, anything for you," Blitz says dramatically like all the other videos he has seen of this trend. You are laughing as he walks by and says, "Eat shit." And then farts right next to you. Of course, you screech and move to the other end of the couch. But in the end, he does, in fact, cut up the fruit for you, and you are happily sharing it on the couch.
So, with this one, I made a trigger warning for Val because it's Val, but I thought this was hilarious. This is eventually will be going into my Vox x OC fanfic, and I wanted to put it here because, like I said, it was too funny to pass up.
Valentino
After a long, hard days work, the Vee's like to relax a little before retiring for the night. Val was scrolling on his phone and possibly harassing Angel for the ten thousand time today as Calliope was sitting in Vox's lap on the couch, watching him scroll through sinstagram. Velvette walks in and sits on the other end of the couch. It was quiet for a few minutes when Velvette spoke. "Val?" "Yeah?" "Can you peel me an orange?" That got Calliope's attention. She's seen this trend before, and she knows Vox knows this trend. She looks to Velvette, and she has her phone recording the moth. "The fuck?" Calliope and Velvette both start chuckling and she composes her self. "I'm really wanting an orange." "Well I don't have an orange and I don't know how to peel." Vox silently laughs, as Calliope is wheezing from this interaction. "I don't. I don't get it?" Val asks. Velvette laughs, "If we had an orange, would you peel it for me?" "I wouldn't want to." "But you would?" Val stumbles on his words before he answers back, "I don't think I have a peeler." "A PEELER!" Calliope laughs so hard she crying into Vox's neck. Velvette is laughing just as hard. "For fuck sakes Val," Vox laughs too. Velvette, satisfied with her video, posts it and retires for the night. Valentino gets up and is still confused about why Velvette wanted an orange. That just left Calliope and Vox. Calliope's giggles subsided and laid her head on Vox's chest. After a few moments, she speaks up. "Would you peel an orange for me?" Vox puts his index finger under her chin and forces her to look up at him. "You know I would." Calliope smiles and gives Vox a kiss.
Will write it out better than this, but I hope you enjoyed it. I tried to make each one different in their own way. As you can probably guess, I really like Vox a lot. Just thought it was a funny idea.
First of all, I don't want to shame anyone for liking any of these characters. Hell, I even do myself! This is not a personal attack on people who don't see any problems with them—just my personal opinion!
Let's talk about vees. Yeah, these vees we ALL LOVE: Valentino, Vox, and Velvette, respectively. Our beloved pron industry, television, and fashion industry, which are supposed to represent countless problems and crimes that people who set up this system commit. Let's see how, in my subjective, biased opinion, these three handle this task.
Vox is... huh, Tumblr sggxy man... yeah... he's got a beef with Alastor... hmm, did I mention he's sggxy? So yeah, that's definitely a character that exist. He fucks with Val a lot, but if his head wasn’t a literal TV, I don't think it would be that easy to figure out that he is THE television as a whole. He looks more like a random television host who really hates radio... or really wants Alastor. It's up to the free interpretation of the viewer. The problem of disingenuous advertising, corruption, and straight-up disinformation on TV is elegantly skipped. I think those are too heavy topics for an 18+ not for kids series.
Valentino, also known as the worst design downgrade in history, is just a criminally underwritten character, especially for a topic as serious as the porn industry. He is just a huge spit in the face to every victim of the porn empire. I hope minimal people of this kind are going to watch Hazbin Hotel. And, by the way, did you know he's a fucking moth? BECAUSE HE IS, BRO. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A MOTH! How did they possibly mess up the design that badly? What's up with the stripes on his coat? And as if purposefully, the ugliest of the three feathers is left on his noticeably smaller hat. I understand the concept of simplifying design to make it animatable, but Viv, for some reason, decided to make him a fucking highlighter marker rather than a slightly threatening, charismatic moth.
Velvette, Velvette, Velvette... where do I even begin with you? The fact that Velvette is on a day-to-day basis chilling with the porn industry and TV empire... and I know, I know (Hazbin fans' favorite word alert), that Velvette is CANONICALLY an ageless demonic being or whatever the fuck Vivienne said on her stream. But I haven't been on her single stream; however, I watched the show in its entirety, and that's what I know. Every time Velvette is on screen, she acts like a 14-year-old at best.
I would like to ask you to take a look at this fuckass Jacks vs Skibidi Toilet rap battle.
This looks like a conversation between mother and daughter at a family dinner.
The fact that she is not the tallest didn’t help either. Her appearance and her attitude just rub me the wrong way, and I have a hard time taking her as an adult, if I'm being completely honest. Soooo, as we already found out, Velvette symbolizes the fashion industry, an empire that dictates to people all across the world what to wear, what beauty products to use, and why, specifically, they are ugly, unfuckable, and therefore don't deserve to be loved. And Velvette is the face of this system. A woman of color who acts 14... is the root of the industry that affects women the most... Is a woman... It just comes off as victim-blaming and creepy to me. Vivienne Morano actually said, “So, have you considered that you are the problem?” to a weman who had suffered from toxic beauty standards. And intentional or not, it's just not the best message to put in your work, especially if it’s supposed to promote support for women's rights.