Hazbin X You - Blog Posts

soo.. Care to share those unhealthy & unholy thoughts about lucifer? 👀

The thoughts are rather sinful, every character I hyperfixate on is not safe from them…. I cannot express how I feel about this man without it getting very concerning.

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI! (I can't stop you guys but still 😭)

Lucifer Is just so silly I love him, but I can't take him seriously at any time… here are some headcanons I have of him for NSFW writing purposes.

- A ton of people say Lucifer is a bottom but I don't see that being entirely true, I view him as a soft dom more than anything else, always taking care of his partner's needs before his own, most of the time that is…

- He is rather vocal, he would love for you to be vocal as well to show how good he’s making you feel, it fuels his ego. The poor baby deserves it.

- Aftercare king… will treat you like a queen under the sheets and after. He prioritizes your comfort.

- Doesn't believe in quickies, he’s a hopeless romantic and wants every time to be the best it can be, so what if he has a meeting in five minutes? Who cares you’re his top priority.

- Did I mention he’s utterly obsessed with you? The taste of you, the scent of you, everything about you he just finds so utterly delectable.

- Speaking of which…. He is into a lot of things, it’s not unreasonable to assume he hasn’t done most things at least once in his lifetime. But he’s a little rusty so cut him some slack.

- Will refer to you as his little ‘Ducky’ or ‘Apple’ in bed, it’s honestly the cutest thing.

- If he’s had a bad day it would brighten his mood if you did something for him, he loves giving but receiving is great as well when he doesn’t have the energy.

- His favorite place to do it is either on his bad or his work desk, the ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door, and the loud creaking of the bed, or the slapping of skin against skin. A big indicator that whoever decides to walk in will not be leaving the room alive.

- Simp, biggest simp, your biggest advocate ever!

- He loves it when you wear his clothes, if it's too big on you even better, he can get turned on just by the sight of it.

- You don't meet Charlie until he’s ready for it to happen, he’s nervous…

- Overall this man radiates big puppy energy when im bed, he's such a doll! Please do not abandon him, Lucifer will be so heartbroken 💔

reader wakes up from a nightmare and alastor comforts them because I SAID SO

(I know that Alastor is aroace!!! I just wanted to try writing something :] This isn't a long story)

---

The night was silent save for the occasional crackle of the fireplace. You stirred restlessly, trapped in the clutches of a vivid nightmare. Suddenly, you jolted awake, gasping for air, your heart pounding against your ribcage. Alastor, sensing your distress, immediately wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into a warm embrace. "Darling, what troubles you?" he murmured, his voice low and soothing. Tears threatened to spill from your eyes as you recounted the horrors of your dream. Alastor listened attentively, his crimson eyes filled with concern. Without a word, he pressed a gentle kiss to your forehead, his touch a comforting balm against your fears. "Fear not, my dear," he whispered, his voice like a velvet caress. "I am here, and I shall protect you from any darkness that dares to haunt your dreams." You buried your face in his chest, feeling the steady rhythm of his heartbeat beneath your fingertips. In his arms, you found solace and safety, the nightmare already fading into the distant recesses of your mind. Wrapped in each other's warmth, you drifted back to sleep, knowing that as long as Alastor was by your side, no nightmare could ever truly harm you.

---

sexy red demon moment