Hbo War - Blog Posts
Winters, on a hike with Easy Company: Wow, it’s so beautiful today! I love mother nature.
Nixon, next to him out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.
Shifty Powers as Artemis
forgive me for my sins
Look at these somewhat awkward as heck pictures of the boys in uniform.
Babe: I waved at a man because I thought he waved at me.
Babe: Turns out he was waving at another person. So, to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up for a taxi, which is now taking me to the airport. If you need me, I’ll be in Europe starting a new life.
Speirs: I've killed more people than I can count.
Speirs: Because I've killed a lot of people.
Speirs: Not because I can't count.
But I do love them
I'm sorry when did we start shipping Ronald Speirs and Lewis Nixon like was there a meeting y'all didn't tell me or what because shit I just keep seeing ronnix content out of no wear now and I want to know why like wtf
Toye: The lord gave me hands so I could punch a bitch
A random dog on the street: *sneezes*
Lewis Nixon: I’m just saying, if we need to replace the furnace anyway, oh hang on - BLESS YOU!
Omega Webster leaving sweet little bits of poetry lines around for Alpha Liebgott who’s terrified because he’s seen Annabelle: Creation and now swears he’s being haunted by a demonic doll- This is absolutely going into my drafts idc that it’s stupid
Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.
Easy Company Sleepover??
The chaos
Heffron: EYYY WHO’S STILL UP?
Toye: *squints* Well me now, dipshit
Guarnere: SHH I need at least 10 hours if I’m gonna look fresh tomorrow
Talbert: Ok, seriously everyone simmer down, let’s just sleep
No one:
Webster: …What’s the meaning of life?
Liebgott: cAn wE nOt??
Shifty: Guys pls be quiet or Captain Winters will hear us
Luz: Wait turn the lights on, I can’t find Malarkey!
Malarkey: I’m under the bed!
Skinny: What the actual f—
Muck: That looks so fun! *gets under bed*
Penkala: Midnight pillow fight! *hits Gordon*
Gordon: Ow! What the hell is in your pillowcase? Fuck, I’m bleeding!
Roe: *asleep*
Christenson: Shhh did you guys hear that?
Speirs (outside peeping in the window): be silent.
Skip: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly
Shifty: You’re right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however; I would maim.
Doc Roe: I just want you to know that if you ever hurt Shifty, I will hunt you down.
Skinny: And do what?
Doc Roe: What?
Skinny: Hunt me down and do what?
Doc Roe: I will hunt you down, and… probably… explain how hurtful your actions were.
Babe: I can explain.
Roe: Can you?
Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Luz: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Webster: I am begging you to stop.
Perconte: Listen, kid-
O'Keefe: Please, call me O'Keefe!
Perconte: I'd really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know
Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
“No medic has ever been so…very small. You’re very small, Doc. You’re a tiny thing.”
— Babe Heffron
Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.
Shifty: Yes, Seargent?
Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.
Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-
Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.
Al Mampre, the last of WWII’s Easy Company (Band of Brothers) medics passed today at 97.
During his time in Holland he survived a shot from a sniper while tending to Lt. Bob Brewer.
“Like a… . mule kicked me in the leg,” he told the West Point Center for Oral History. “I looked back there, and it’s laid open right to the bone… .I gave myself a shot of morphine… . I didn’t want to go into shock.”
easy company as text messages from my apush groupchat
if you dont like it catch my hands
Lipton: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
George: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.
Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!
Malarkey: What's wrong with him?
Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-
Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
Babe, lying next to Doc Roe who is asleep: Nice.
Doc Roe, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Babe]
Babe, holding back tears: N I C E
