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Venus! Eugene Roe

Inspired by Venus, the Bringer of Peace from the seven movement orchestral suite The Planets by Gustav Holst.

some BoB characters as greek gods and goddesses because why not

dick winters - athena, goddess of the just war, wisdom and handicraft

lewis nixon - dionysus, god of wine, grape-harvest, fertility and festivity

harry welsh - eros, god of love

ronald speirs - ares, god of the violent war and brutality

carwood lipton - hestia, goddess of hearth, care and sacrifice

eugene roe - asclepius, god of medicine

darrell "shifty" powers - artemis, goddess of hunt, wild animals and moon

george luz - hermes, the herald of gods, protector of thieves, travellers and merchants

joe liebgott - nemesis, goddess of revenge

david webster - apollo, god of arts, light and knowledge

Ok so get this, inktober prompts but with band of brother characters.

george luz protecting the hershey bars and the rights of the ones shot in the ass

Nix: *almost gets shot in the head*

Winters:

pretty much how that scene went

woah- what’s this??? a new meme???

im so sorry for making luz a seagull please forgive me-

Speirs: Is four a lot?

Dick: That depends on the context. Coins, no.

Nix: Murders, yes.

Winters: Have you been hiding the same fat raccoon in Captain Sobels cot?

Shifty *Holding a fat Raccoon with a ribbon on its head* No, sir. But I'm sure whoever is does not feel guilty in the slightest.

*Easy being bored while heading to England on the boat* part 2

Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”

Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”

Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”

Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”

Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”

Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*

Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”

Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks

Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Vogue!Nixon🍀🍀

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Perconte: “....Speirs is going to kill us for this, isn't he?”

Christenson: “....Maybe we shouldn’t tell him.”

Speirs: “Maybe you shouldn’t tell me what?”

Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.

Luz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Toye: No, I said “George don’t lick the swing set"  and you said  "Don’t tell me what to do Joe". And then you licked the swing set.

Speirs: People who breathe die, so just don’t!

Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*

Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*

Drive through attendant: Uh...

Babe: Or is Jack off?

Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*

Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*

Gene: I’m leaving- Nobody here except Winters has common sense or a regard for their own safety. 

The rest of Easy Company in the background:

@rayleighshughes​, our convos have given me inspiration that can last me until the end of time- how many times can i fucking thank you, ma’am??

this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-

in this house we respect david webster OR ELSE

webster: hey joe we really shouldn’t do this -

liebgott: snitches get stitches and end up in ditches DAVID

ronald spiers: if you undo the buttons on my ike jacket i will undo your vertebrate

i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–

i saw this screencap of eugene and i knew what i had to do

Toye: Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they’re 3 months old. I just watched Luz try to find his phone, and it was in his other hand... I can’t believe we’re at the top of the food chain.

harry: hey sp-

mr ronald ‘probably keeps a book with names of all who have wronged him’ speirs:

steal everything your gay little hands can carry™

Ah yes. Me. My model boyfriend. And his abnormally large shark plushy from the aquarium he always visits.

idk but babe/chuck/liebgott is an underrated buddy trio and a social media au with them would really butter my crumpets

this is such subpar chaos i’m so tremendously sorry lmaooo i hope you found some joy in it though :( thank you for the request i love this group so much !!! i hope you’re having an amazing day <3