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let’s be real when stewy asked what’s in it for him he just wanted a blowjob and kendall was like oh you’ll be helping your oldest pal a day after his dad died
HE/THEY BUTCH LESBIAN KENDALL ROY 🏳️🌈💖
the entire thesis of shivs character has been that no matter how much you distance yourself from other women and step over them to get what you want nothing will save you from their fate once your purpose is done, she was the token woman on the board that Logan needed after the scandal and the one they needed to seal the Pierce deal but now she's been iced out and it doesn't matter that she silenced the girl that wanted to come forward or that she helped with Rhea or even that she was willing to screw over as many others as she needed to because she's still will never be the son Logan wanted and shell never be part of the boys club
You forgot Connor 😭🥲 but I need that fic immediately!!!
pedro pascal’s next role should be a reluctant father figure who adopts three entitled billionaire siblings
tomgreggies can we please talk about the significance of tom calling greg after logan dies. that is beyond forehead kiss, beyond nero and sporus, beyond any of the fucked up shit they have done in the past. tom being the one to call the siblings, staying strong over the phone, telling them the excruciating details of their father's heart fucking stopping, watching his mentor literally die in front of his eyes, and holding it together. and then he calls greg, and we watch him say "i'm not okay," watch him shed tears for the first time all episode. he can't do it with shiv---he could never do it with shiv. and greg doesn't need to know the bullshit about tom's "logistics" folder, about cyd. it's not why tom called. tom called because he loves him in his own insane batshit crazy fucked up way but he loves him, he loves him and there's no denying it now and oh my god season 4 is going to destroy me
the victoria sponge cake. he gets that cake he gets told that he’s lost a parent. none of his siblings thought about him when they heard their father was dying. they didnt even think of him. and if he didnt get married that day he worried willa might run out on him. he wanted to keep the wedding on so that he could bind willa in their marriage before she could change her mind. and his dad died and his siblings couldnt care less about telling him and treating him like an equal and so he clings onto the last person he has and they get married on that day.
Love him. Stupid babygirl 🥰💖
jeremy strong saying “dramaturgically” song of the summer 2023
In the first moment I thought they just needed an excuse not to be at the wedding… I am still in shock. Like this actually happend?! And I mean we saw the damn plane on the poster. I would have never guessed that this was gonna be it. I was ready for a funny Connor wedding. Not this. The kids being in shock and in denial. The acting was fantastic. Awards for everyone!!!
+ this episode being released on freaking Easter Sunday ?! They definitely planned that
A lot of how they did it IS like wow that’s how death is, it’s sudden and banal and you don’t get to control it even if you are rich and powerful. But then the other part of that was so good is that they really made you feel the sudden absence of Logan. He was this huge presence who filled up the screen and then the moment he dies he’s gone. We don’t see him. It’s like this sudden vacuum. For a split second when tom first called I was like “wait is it a joke? Is Logan pranking them?” And it’s like SO GOOD that they were able to make us feel exactly like the siblings it’s so good
Which Succession Character Are You?
nathan fielder is like kendall roy in that they are both hot in the Most pathetic way
succession writers reminding all of the casual audience that greg's dad is gay, on a television show where everyone is terrified to become their parents, so that we will remember that when tomgreg fuck nasty in the series finale and greg implies that he's been dating all of these women to overcompensate for that fear
Bullshit
- A Virgin
Lilith Fare: Highlights from the True Blood Season 5 Finale
"OH. MY. GAH. SHHHHHH."
Those are the exact words I announced to my empty living room this rainy Sunday night as the final few seconds of True Blood Season 5 unfolded before me.
There was no better way to end the most bat-sh*t crazy season yet than with a bat-sh*t crazy episode with the bat-sh*ttiest, craziest last ten minutes, possibly in television history.
In its honor, I present to you my top five highlights from "Save Yourself", oh, and in case it isn't obvious SPOILERS AHOY:
1) Eric's 1000 Year-Old Vengeance Accomplished: Although Russel Edgington's power-crazed, southern charm filled, perfectly coiffuered presence was one of the high points of this season (Him and Steve Newlin slow dancing to "Teenage Dream" over the corpses of drained frat brothers), he had to go. And the only just way for him to meet the true death, was for Eric Northman to finally take care of that 1000 year-old vengeance left over from the vicious slaying of all the Northman's but young Prince Eric. It also looked pretty cool, and once again saved Sookie's ass in the nick of time.
2) SWAT-team Jason: Jason has become my favorite character on this show. He's good-lookin, hilariously dim-witted, and he has the purest heart and the best of intentions. Credit must be given to Ryan Kwanten for pulling off a character with that much range. But! Tonight's arc showed poor Jason suffering from acute FIPTSD (Faery Induced Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), resulting in hallucinations of his parents encourging him on a vamp-hating mission. His best side appeared when the break-out crew arrived at the compound and he went action-hero on those vamps with kill shots and desk diving and general day-saving. Go Jay! Love Jessica, though! Really!
3) Eric's Entrances - There's a lot they get so terribly wrong on this show, but one thing they always hit on the spot is how to choreograph Eric Northman's entrances. Whether he is just in time to kill a villain, showing up to Sookie's house, or walking in on Bill going nuts, he arrives in style. The best entrance from this episode by far was when his upside-down head popped into the truck window as Jason was driving them to New Orleans. Scary, then awesome, then hilarious as he begs "Pleeease!" As Retta said, "Eric's got jokes!"
4) Best Vampire Death Evaaarrr - Sam remains super hot, super scruffy and super loyal, and Luna remains the most annoying and unnecessary character on the show. This lent itself perfectly to the best.vampire death.ev.ar. Sam exploding through Chancellor Rosalyn and just standing there covered in her entrails was so gross it was hilarious and thoroughly satisfying. It also freaked out Luna and probably gave Emma some severe emotional scarring, but that's something we will not have to deal with if Lilith be merciful. Speaking of...
5) Billith Fair - Bloody Hell! My mouth was hanging open for the full final 3 minutes of this episode. Sookie crying and Bill being the WORST and then Bill drinking ALL the Lillith blood then Bill EXPLODING then Eric comforting the weeping Sookie then the blood puddle undulating and reforming into the body of a blood-covered, crazy, HUGE fanged reincarnation of Lillith through Bill. Or, as he shall be forever hence be known: Billith.
My thoughts exactly, guys. Can't wait until next season!!!
Tribute Time: Best of Game of Thrones Finale
The Top 5 Best Parts of Sunday's Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale
5) The Westerosi Wedding Vows - "I am his, and he is mine, from this day, until the end of my days" Dayum, Robb Stark, you always look razor fine in that fur cape, even when marrying a girl with a honker nose and breaking a pretty important vow/treaty. Except, duh, Robb would not be saying his vows to the Seven, but rather his father's Old Gods of the North.
4) Theon's Speech and Subsequent Concussion - We have all been wanting all season for Theon to get a serious blow to the brains, and we finally got one! It did, however, come from one of his own men after he gave, truly, a "good speech". What is dead, may never die, Theon, but what is douchey may always be bitch slapped. FOR WINTERFELL!
3) Tyrion Lannister - Can we just give Peter Dinklage all the awards for acting we have? Let's just give him all of them forever and ever amen. I mean that scene with Shae, COME ON! He is a Lannister who makes me feel feelings OTHER than rage and disgust!!! PS - Yay, Podrick Payne!
2) Jaqen H'ghar - Sexual Bad Ass and Faceless Man. Is valar morghulis Braavosi for, "let's make out"? I hope so, Jaqen, but can it be with your old face and red hair, not the new guy?
1) Dracarys - Daenerys Targaryen once again shutting it down with her dragons and fire and magic and righteous punishments for treasonous jerks and all around amazingness and perfectly flawless hair. You are blood of my blood, Khaleesi.
Honorable Mention: The Others' Arrival; Brienne Serves Lady Catelyn; Joffrey Baratheon Hitting on Margaery Tyrell; Sansa's Wee Smile after Getting Dumped in the Throne Room
You doin' alright, Joff? Oh what, that? Yeah, no, that's how they always dress in Highgarden. Oh? It's...no, it's okay, your grace, it happens to every man.
House used in "Six Feet Under" by Loren Javier Via Flickr: Taken on December 4, 2011 in West Adams in Los Angeles, CA
i wish I could actually figure out personalities so I could make as many 'the pacific characters as vines' videos as I wanted
I would like the pacific characters headcanons but I don't know if I'm going to get lost in the tumblr shadows if I don't pls and thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I'm choosing my favourite BoB character as Babe Heffron before I have watched anything past Carentan if this is a terrible idea I will be deeply regretful
