Oh.my.God! It's Dio, run jojo, run!!
therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
I literally spend hours making outfits for Arthur and then he wears them for months on end; I've bought him SO many clothes and yet half the time he wears the most basic combination of clothes or the outfit he has in the begining of the story because he looks SO GOOD in that 🥰😍😍
When I change Arthur's clothes in camp I always imagine that what really happens is him searching through his chest and trying things on for like an solid hour just to end up with the most basic outfit ever.
The people witnessing this would assume that Arthur cares about what he looks like and how he presents himself. But you know what happens instead? He wears this exact outfit for the next few weeks straight and doesn't wash it (or himself for that matter) once.
But the best part? I usually spend so much time in creating a new outfit just to like the former one better and going back. So Arthur basically tries on all his new clothes, pairs it with different things he owns just to go back into his stinky and dirty pants, shirt and vest he wore for literal months at this point 😂