Dazai: *says a pick up-line that so bad and cringe worth. Something no one would ever give a second chance to*
Atsushi: *Looks horrified, right eye twitching*
Dazai: *looks at Atsushi, completely proud of himself* Swooning yet?
Atsushi: *Smacks Dazai’s face with both hands, clutching his cheeks tightly. Proceeds to kiss his face aggressively* Of all the stupid! Moronic! How would anyone fall-?!
Dazai: You’re kissing me though?!
Atsushi: I have brain damage!