He Totally Would - Blog Posts

lostpimplepatch

5 months ago

Tim: what's the meanest thing you've ever done?

Jason: i know you expect me to say trying to beat you to death that one time, but in the league i once told Damian that Talia was lying about his heritage to manipulate Batman and his actual father was Lex Luthor. so that.

Tim: ?!

Jason: yeah i faked a DNA test to prove it and he believed me for like 4 months.

Tim: holy shit

Jason: to be honest the meanest part was probably putting hair removal cream in his shampoo and convincing him he was going bald due to genetics. he was nine.

Tim: you are my hero. hear me say these words. I. Love. You.

Jason: i know buddy. i know.

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robynandhala

2 years ago

yusuke is just like me fr

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persona 5 shuake akeshu goro akechi akira kurusu ren amamiya yusuke kitagawa p5 he totally would

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asxtrxl

9 months ago

louis and armand: going through the most devastating divorce/interview while being bullied by an old man

lestat in a run down house in new orleans on his fuck ass ipad:

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winterlili

4 years ago

Sophie: That cape is really working for you.

Keefe: Oh yeah?

Sophie: It’s working for me too.

Keefe: Are you.... flirting with me?

Sophie: Something like that.

Keefe: Finally!!! Do it some more!!!

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